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Title: Epic Quotes
Post by: LagMaster on December 15, 2010, 08:25:57 pm
post here the forum's and IRCs moast funny, interesting, faily, insulting(but legal) posts

note: please add the autor and please do not post your quotes
let's start:

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-another idea is to make alts craftable via workbench (1 bio med gel, 5 meat jerky, 10 fruit, 2 junk and 1 blue vault 13 suit)
autor: Vindict in the sugestion with the concerning alts... (http://fodev.net/forum/index.php?topic=8913.0) sugestion
Title: Re: Epic Quotes
Post by: Boon Lived on December 15, 2010, 11:11:36 pm
I found this one funny...

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so, shut up, you criminal

Author: LagMaster in the 228 thread. (i found it funny, nothing against you.)
Title: Re: Epic Quotes
Post by: Vindict on December 15, 2010, 11:32:16 pm
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-another idea is to make alts craftable via workbench (1 bio med gel, 5 meat jerky, 10 fruit, 2 junk and 1 blue vault 13 suit)

this is not funny, this is serious  ;)
Title: Re: Epic Quotes
Post by: runboy93 on December 16, 2010, 12:44:31 am
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oh, damn.. look at you... sounden all "smart" and all. no really, uh, who gives a shit.
Ghostiez and his way to talk :D
Title: Re: Epic Quotes
Post by: Hololasima on December 16, 2010, 12:51:25 am
Ghostiez and his way to talk :D

No really, uh, who gives a shit ? Look at you all "smart" and all !
Title: Re: Epic Quotes
Post by: avv on December 16, 2010, 12:27:05 pm
Qlang did it first (http://fodev.net/forum/index.php?topic=4886.0)
Title: Re: Epic Quotes
Post by: Bantz on December 16, 2010, 02:01:51 pm
Those are all fine, but come on, epic quote? Nobody will remember them in two months.

That one did and will stand the test of time:

"interesting, i'm important guy in biggest gang and biggest alliance, yet noone respects me"

Havoc87, RedDot member at the times of North Alliance
Title: Re: Epic Quotes
Post by: Kilgore on December 16, 2010, 05:29:13 pm
Yes, and this:

"We didnt know how many you were. Its just being careful since preview is overpowered. You should thank me to let you live."

Shangalar, another member of NA
Title: Re: Epic Quotes
Post by: Schwartz on December 17, 2010, 11:04:35 pm
In-game quotes are allowed?

If yes:
23:00:52 • Warhead: give me 1000 caps or i will kill you
23:00:56 • You see spejsc.
23:01:06 • Warhead: really
23:01:10 • Tumppikillah: Nope
23:01:11 • spejsc: kill me first
23:01:14 • spejsc was hit for 114 hit points and was killed.
23:01:16 • Tumppikillah was hit for 111 hit points and was killed.
23:01:18 • spejsc: ...noob...

happend in NCR :P Tumppikilah wants buy 10 hides for 1000 caps.
Title: Re: Epic Quotes
Post by: db2 on December 17, 2010, 11:20:36 pm
[03:54] [03:54] <[228]-Mabus> STUPID GAME!!!
[03:54] [03:54] <[228]-Mabus> STUPID GMS!!!
[03:54] [03:54] <[228]-Mabus> STUPID WORLD!!!!!
[03:54] [03:54] <[228]-Mabus> F*** U ALLL AND GO TO HELLL
[03:54] [03:54] <[228]-Mabus> i go smoke ganja..

now when i first saw that i was like ok i must be high
Title: Re: Epic Quotes
Post by: yoz on December 22, 2010, 02:39:30 am
Schwartz, mine is funnier :D

19:14:47 • darmatter: stop shooting
19:14:52 • yoz kage: ok
19:14:56 • darmatter: we arnt here for you
19:15:01 • yoz kage: lol
19:15:01 • darmatter: were looking for brahmin
19:15:07 • yoz kage: but i am here for you
19:15:14 • darmatter was hit for 37 hit points.
19:15:44 • darmatter: ...fucking shit this game...
19:15:48 • yoz kage: lol
19:15:49 • darmatter: ...iv not even been here 5 minutes...
19:15:53 • yoz kage: hahaha
Title: Re: Epic Quotes
Post by: headshot on December 22, 2010, 08:46:30 am
Bluesuit to 250hp guy with Brotherhood Armor and Avenger

Bluesuit: Give me your stuff!
Armed guy: ?
Bluesuit: GIVE ME YOUR STUFF NOW!
Armed guy: Why?
(Bluesuit turning back)
Bluesuit: Because I'm geckon!
Title: Re: Epic Quotes
Post by: Schwartz on December 22, 2010, 02:21:43 pm
Schwartz, mine is funnier :D

19:14:47 • darmatter: stop shooting
19:14:52 • yoz kage: ok
19:14:56 • darmatter: we arnt here for you
19:15:01 • yoz kage: lol
19:15:01 • darmatter: were looking for brahmin
19:15:07 • yoz kage: but i am here for you
19:15:14 • darmatter was hit for 37 hit points.
19:15:44 • darmatter: ...fucking shit this game...
19:15:48 • yoz kage: lol
19:15:49 • darmatter: ...iv not even been here 5 minutes...
19:15:53 • yoz kage: hahaha

Ha, nice rage one Y :D
Title: Re: Epic Quotes
Post by: Eternauta on December 31, 2010, 03:21:49 am
Not really "epic", but actually quite trollish. I include a nice reply.

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<[228]-Mabus> Gecko mine still guarded 228. I go sleep. All good night and HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!! =^____^=
<Surf_Solar_> Fuck you, Mabus. No one cares.
Title: Re: Epic Quotes
Post by: raynor009 on December 31, 2010, 11:52:10 am
Not really "epic", but actually quite trollish. I include a nice reply.



That one was cold.
Title: Re: Epic Quotes
Post by: Eternauta on December 31, 2010, 12:04:11 pm
That one was cold.

Hmm sorry Raynor, but what do you mean, "cold"?
Title: Re: Epic Quotes
Post by: raynor009 on December 31, 2010, 12:18:52 pm
I mean
<Surf_Solar_> Fuck you, Mabus. No one cares

The admin saying things like that :))
Title: Re: Epic Quotes
Post by: Eternauta on December 31, 2010, 12:23:07 pm
What's wrong with the admin telling the truth?
Title: Re: Epic Quotes
Post by: Nexxos on December 31, 2010, 02:44:20 pm
[15:40:08] * Izual (~izual@watchtower.com) has joined #2238
[15:40:08] * Mystery sets mode: +v Izual
[15:40:13] * Surf_Solar sets mode: +o Izual
[15:40:19] * Izual sets mode: +b *!*@109.165.30.*
[15:40:23] * [228]-Mabus was kicked by Izual (Izual)
[15:40:25] * @Izual (~izual@watchtower.com) has left #2238
Title: Re: Epic Quotes
Post by: raynor009 on December 31, 2010, 06:44:47 pm
Izual: Hello.You just fast relloged.
Izual: This is fobiden.And worth a ban.
Eric Cartman:no i didnt
Izual: Sorry, but yes you did.
Eric Cartman: suck my dick
Izual: I see.

You have been banned for 99999999999999 minutes, reason: Insulting the admin.
Title: Re: Epic Quotes
Post by: Who Killed Bambi on January 06, 2011, 11:02:40 pm
(http://farm6.static.flickr.com/5162/5330862173_b7fba52cfb.jpg)
not so epic  ;)
Title: Re: Epic Quotes
Post by: VAULTB0Y on January 07, 2011, 02:40:47 am
[03:54] [03:54] <[228]-Mabus> STUPID GAME!!!
[03:54] [03:54] <[228]-Mabus> STUPID GMS!!!
[03:54] [03:54] <[228]-Mabus> STUPID WORLD!!!!!
[03:54] [03:54] <[228]-Mabus> F*** U ALLL AND GO TO HELLL
[03:54] [03:54] <[228]-Mabus> i go smoke ganja..

now when i first saw that i was like ok i must be high

when i first read this it gave me a good lough, but now since i know who mabus is, it became epic!
Title: Re: Epic Quotes
Post by: headshot on January 08, 2011, 06:07:20 pm
[15:40:08] * Izual (~izual@watchtower.com) has joined #2238
[15:40:08] * Mystery sets mode: +v Izual
[15:40:13] * Surf_Solar sets mode: +o Izual
[15:40:19] * Izual sets mode: +b *!*@109.165.30.*
[15:40:23] * [228]-Mabus was kicked by Izual (Izual)
[15:40:25] * @Izual (~izual@watchtower.com) has left #2238

Blitzkrieg :F
Title: Re: Epic Quotes
Post by: raynor009 on January 09, 2011, 11:31:16 pm
* +Opera (~Opera@x-5889.dhcp.inet.fi) Quit (Quit: Connection reset by beer)
Title: Re: Epic Quotes
Post by: LagMaster on January 13, 2011, 03:42:45 pm
So our agreement starts from now. I didn't mention Guardians just because they represent no real force in my opinion.
Title: Re: Epic Quotes
Post by: Shangalar on January 13, 2011, 05:59:32 pm
Yes, and this:

"We didnt know how many you were. Its just being careful since preview is overpowered. You should thank me to let you live."

Shangalar, another member of NA

Wasnt bad indeed ! I still remember well the place and circumstances !
Title: Re: Epic Quotes
Post by: raynor009 on January 18, 2011, 02:55:42 pm
"So many stupid people for such a small planet"
Title: Re: Epic Quotes
Post by: Michaelh139 on February 05, 2011, 07:04:24 pm
Raynor009
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Fuck you Surf Solar ban me .You are just a cock sucking admin like all the other's .Who thinks he is bad ass. Go suck a dick !

Surf Solar
Quote
as you wish  ::)
Title: Re: Epic Quotes
Post by: Hololasima on February 05, 2011, 07:16:05 pm
But he was "RobCo Mark II OS Developer". How he can be banned ?
Title: Re: Epic Quotes
Post by: Bantz on February 05, 2011, 07:19:53 pm
It was about time.
Title: Re: Epic Quotes
Post by: Mistake on February 05, 2011, 07:33:26 pm
Raynor009
Surf Solar
can't you see that one of the developers is solar and surf solar just added surf :D
Title: Re: Epic Quotes
Post by: Eternauta on February 05, 2011, 08:35:29 pm
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i am sure that most of you are tired at 2am so you goto sleep next morning all towns are takin by another faction, so i say if the devs wont fix it...

I love how some people believe they are the center of the world.
Title: Re: Epic Quotes
Post by: Wipe on February 05, 2011, 08:57:08 pm
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03.02.2011,[#2238],11:52 < Elvis> 2238config.exe is new enhancement for pvp player.

Saving the quote for next generations.
Title: Re: Epic Quotes
Post by: jan0s1k on February 06, 2011, 05:00:29 am
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01:41:|09< Feltzer> WHAT THE FUCK
01:41:|15< Feltzer> COOOOOOOOOOOCK
01:41:|39< jan0s1k> Feltzer: again problem with sdk?-.-
01:41:|41-!- Feltzer is now known as Leaf8392
01:42:|18< Leaf8392> WTF
01:42:|23-!- Leaf8392 is now known as Feltz0r
01:42:|24< Elvis> leave you language at your server feltzer.
01:42:|29< Feltz0r> fasfafn
01:42:|36< Feltz0r> Bloody Admin took my Damn Skin Away
01:42:|43< Feltz0r> You Know How Long I Had waited for that shit?
01:42:|46< Feltz0r> ><<<<<<
01:43:|25<+Nexxos> Damn GMs.
01:43:|31<+Nexxos> Giving random skins to random people again.
01:43:|36< Holooloh> ABUZE ?
01:43:|42< Feltz0r> What?
01:43:|45< Feltz0r> Random Skins?
01:43:|57< Feltz0r> I Appealed for that At First Month of Open Beta 3
01:44:|00< Feltz0r> Then Waited
01:44:|04< Feltz0r> Got It Last Month
01:44:|08< Feltz0r> THEN THEY REMOVE IT?
01:44:|09< Feltz0r> WTFFFF
01:44:|22< jan0s1k> don't worrie
01:44:|30< jan0s1k> you can give yourself skin on sdk
01:44:|35< Feltz0r> No
01:44:|39< Feltz0r> Thats not the Point!
01:44:|48< Feltz0r> The Point is, Out of the blue, a GM Took it Back Without
01:44:|51< Feltz0r> Just reason
01:44:|53< Feltz0r> or Telling me
01:44:|57< Sarakin> so what
01:44:|59< Feltz0r> Thats Just Dick
01:45:|00<@Surf_Solar> It was  a dev not a gm
01:45:|01< Feltz0r> So What?
01:45:|03< Sarakin> its not a privilege
01:45:|06< Holooloh> Dont know, someone said GM, and first thing what i have on mind was ABUZE
01:45:|07< jan0s1k> Sarakin: good one :D
01:45:|12< jan0s1k> Surf_Solar: *
01:45:|14< Feltz0r> You Obviously Dont grasp How Inportant it was to me
01:45:|22< Elvis> Feltzor
01:45:|24< Feltz0r> ><
01:45:|25< Jenna> lol
01:45:|26< Elvis> who took your skin?
01:45:|27< Feltz0r> Yes what
01:45:|30< Feltz0r> I DONT KNOW
01:45:|32< Feltz0r> SOME FAGGOT SLUT
01:45:|36< Elvis> wait a sec
01:45:|36< jan0s1k> Feltz0r: and give me reason, why they gave it to you
01:45:|40< Elvis> dont be angry
01:45:|42< Feltz0r> Because
01:45:|52< Feltz0r> I Had Asked Poilitely And waited 3 years
01:45:|53< jan0s1k> there was no reason to keep on you that skin, so they removed it
01:45:|57< Feltz0r> 3 YEARS
01:46:|01< jan0s1k> hah
01:46:|04< Feltz0r> WAITING FOR IT TO BE OKAY
01:46:|04< jan0s1k> :)
01:46:|06< Elvis> janosik your not helping
01:46:|09< jan0s1k> <3 ragemans
01:46:|11< Feltz0r> That was my Lifeline to 2238
01:46:|19< Feltz0r> If I Dont Get it back, /ragequitforever
01:46:|20<@Surf_Solar> Its just pixels dude
01:46:|20< Elvis> flettzor
01:46:|23< Feltz0r> Seriously.

...

01:55:|20< Feltz0r> I Need my skin and you can give it back
01:55:|21< [DoW]Sadismus> :/
01:55:|32<@Surf_Solar> I am no GM :(
01:55:|45< Holooloh> Why ? When ? How ? Really ?
01:55:|52<+Nexxos> BUT THE TOPIC SAYS THAT EVERYONE WITH +o IS A GM
01:55:|52< Feltz0r> cooooocck
01:55:|53< [DoW]Sadismus> reboot fuuuuxing server
01:55:|53< jan0s1k> Feltz0r: there was no abuse, no overpowered things, etc, it's FOnline: 2238, get used
01:55:|56< [DoW]Sadismus> tooo slow
01:55:|59< [DoW]Sadismus> insane lags
01:56:|06< Feltz0r> Im used to it
01:56:|13< Elvis> oh right,
01:56:|18< Feltz0r> I Have been playing much longer than mostly everyone here
01:56:|19-!- [DoW]Sadismus [~bruthal@188.18.68.1400] has quit [Quit: lazy lazy lazy devs :C WHY...]
01:56:|22< jan0s1k> Feltz0r: so why are you crying
01:56:|33< Elvis> yeah why?
01:56:|42< Holooloh> Nexxos ? We just won, you'r right !
01:56:|47< Feltz0r> BECAUSE I WAITED PATIENTLY FOR 3 YEARS FOR A SKIN THEN YOU TAKE IT AWAY WHEN I FINALLY FUCKING GET IT
01:56:|51< Elvis> u leet proz skillz can prolly haxzorbs one up again.
01:56:|57< Feltz0r> Fasfasfbasfbasfasbf
01:57:|01< Holooloh> 3 years ?
01:57:|03< jan0s1k> haha
01:57:|04< Feltz0r> Imma DDOS THIS FUCKER DOWN TO THE GROUND
01:57:|05< Feltz0r> YEs
01:57:|05< Elvis> I have 15 skins.
01:57:|11< Elvis> brahmin skins.
01:57:|12< Feltz0r> THE BEGGINING OF OB 3!!
01:57:|16< Elvis> at my cave.
01:57:|17< Feltz0r> I WAITED
01:57:|19<+RJ> !!!
01:57:|22< Feltz0r> COCKGINA
01:57:|27<+RJ> give a man some support, guys
01:57:|29< Feltz0r> YOU OWE IT TO ME FONLINE!!
<3
Title: Re: Epic Quotes
Post by: avv on February 06, 2011, 08:43:46 am
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01:57:|29< Feltz0r> YOU OWE IT TO ME FONLINE!!

Is this for real?  :o
Title: Re: Epic Quotes
Post by: Michaelh139 on February 12, 2011, 02:55:56 am
antiPK are like unicorns - everyone heard about them but no one seen em.
Title: Re: Epic Quotes
Post by: Lexx on February 12, 2011, 09:29:23 am
Is this for real?  :o

Didn't you know? Devs owe the game to everyone. It's just sad we don't get money for such fulltime job. If we could pay our rent with hate, insults and flames, we wouldn't have any problems. It's not the case, though.
Title: Re: Epic Quotes
Post by: Michaelh139 on March 25, 2011, 11:47:47 am
Then we see NCR full of lights :/
No thanks.
NCR isn't the entire game.
Title: Re: Epic Quotes
Post by: Who Killed Bambi on March 28, 2011, 08:55:59 am
F3 not canon.
Unless you are Bethestard.
Title: Re: Epic Quotes
Post by: brad smalls on March 28, 2011, 10:18:05 am
my quote is off fallout 2 first mission for salvators

there are two people in the world those with loaded guns and those that digg
Title: Re: Epic Quotes
Post by: Daro on March 28, 2011, 02:18:03 pm
my quote is off fallout 2 first mission for salvators

there are two people in the world those with loaded guns and those that digg
It isnt from F2. Clint Eastwood said that in movie The Good, the Bad and the Ugly
Title: Re: Epic Quotes
Post by: Frankee Beam on March 28, 2011, 04:29:14 pm
If we could pay our rent with hate, insults and flames, we wouldn't have any problems.

from Lexx  ;D
Title: Re: Epic Quotes
Post by: runboy93 on March 29, 2011, 11:23:53 am
Yeah, join the murder death kill empire and craft weapons 24/7 in caves!
-_- lame action with faction.
Title: Re: Epic Quotes
Post by: SIGISMUND on March 30, 2011, 07:03:16 pm
Didn't notice that my posts got here........
Title: Re: Epic Quotes
Post by: brad smalls on March 31, 2011, 04:09:56 am
runboy atlest we are a real factions and feltzor is my irl freind o god
Title: Re: Epic Quotes
Post by: Surf on March 31, 2011, 07:11:57 am
Unlike you, people are atleast trying to use proper grammar and stuff like that. Seeing as you are a native speaker (sic) this is even more funny, so each post on this forum from you qualifies as an "epic quote" in this thread.
Title: Re: Epic Quotes
Post by: Andr3aZ on March 31, 2011, 03:02:01 pm
Randomness, you say?

What about this: you just killed the last molerat, suddenly, 5 Soviet Supermutants encounter YOU!


damn i keep forgetting this is a beta,  lol   should i be playing it to have fun?  i just realized i havent even been looking for bugs or exploits, i kinda feel bad now.

like everyones building a skyscraper and im up on the top floor girders, naked, screaming "WHEEEEE!!!!"  and spraying beer down on people below.
Title: Re: Epic Quotes
Post by: _Youkai_ on April 12, 2011, 07:53:54 pm
IRC
Quote
[13:14:54] <avv> i thought polends communicate by shooting
[13:15:05] <avv> one shot yes, two shots no, burst = i dont know

Quote
[17:03:07] <[BBS]Samurai> i give job in broken hills if anyone interested
[17:03:14] <[BBS]Samurai> and not, not BLOWjob


Quote from: who gonna watch the newbies?
<22:13:16> "Youkai" don't even go there so much
<22:13:22> "Youkai" to monitoring beginners.
<22:13:22> "IstoBru" But I do not trust anyone.
<22:13:31> "IstoBru" Just trust my penis, that is near my ass and do not fuck me.
Title: Re: Epic Quotes
Post by: runboy93 on April 14, 2011, 07:12:24 am
Hah :D
I dont give a shit on that, what an Dev Says. But i give a shit on Fallout New vegas. PERIOD.  :P
Title: Re: Epic Quotes
Post by: Michaelh139 on April 16, 2011, 12:36:29 am
No im not mad kid i just wish ur father rather jerked u off in the toilet then made such a retarted kid.
Title: Re: Epic Quotes
Post by: LagMaster on May 09, 2011, 09:52:56 pm
Thus we will forever remain free and the donations are soley by the players to provide themselves with somewhere to play.
Realy Epic Quote
this will make me help the comunity as much as i can
Title: Re: Epic Quotes
Post by: Eternauta on May 21, 2011, 05:47:44 am
Certain GM's used they powers to raid my bunker. you can look at it how you want. They did use their powers as GM's to raid my bunker. I don't bother even playing much anymore. no point.

Delightful in any aspect you can find.
Title: Re: Epic Quotes
Post by: Andr3aZ on May 24, 2011, 09:45:59 am
*LagMaster casts Summon Trolls IV"

(http://img801.imageshack.us/img801/8924/summontroll.th.jpg) (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/801/summontroll.jpg/)

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Title: Re: Epic Quotes
Post by: Eternauta on May 29, 2011, 07:00:38 pm
There is a problem, the only reason i make alts is to be in fashion: no one of the pearsons i know has only 1 alt, why?
Well, some PvP factions that i wanna enter needs me to have a combat build
everyone has a Sneaker build, so i need one too
I need a way to take money from others, how about a theif alt
i need some kick ass guns and maths to have them, i need a gatherer and a crafter alt(that are usualy diferent builds)
omg, i neez a lulz PeKay build to Pwn N00bs wiz LSW/mauser/Trowing Knife....
Dam, i need to be with this caracters in other factions, i need a caracter to lead my personal base
I need a way to guard shit and have money....SLAVER!!!
o god, i always whanted Jet, but is perma adictive, i need a jet build
Darn, i can't do my GM job with this game caracter, i need a GM build(for Wipe)
...
and so on
so alts are just something for fashion, cuz (inselr almoast if you feel the need) everybody uses them, you can use them, if you do not use them you are a piece of shit, that is why players use alts, simple

me wanz better 2238
Title: Re: Epic Quotes
Post by: Michaelh139 on June 09, 2011, 06:41:14 pm
CAPITALIZING EVERY WORD IS RETARDED, but in your case, it's ok.

Copying CaptOMG is double retarded, but in your case, it's also ok.

I know who my friends are, anybody else is my enemy. So, no. I don't need a list to know who my friends are, that is for morrons who can't remember what they had for breakfeast. Colorizing thou, that's an entire different story.
Title: Re: Epic Quotes
Post by: Andr3aZ on June 11, 2011, 03:25:07 am


CaptOmg can i ask you how old are you ?
Hololasima wants to get some kid's home, heh?
Title: Re: Epic Quotes
Post by: Gorlak on June 12, 2011, 12:40:42 am
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[22:48] <[REPO]PR0F> tbh i dont give 2 shits about diamonds, but it's a gr8 pussy magnet
[22:49] <Ruby> lol
[22:49] <@Surf_Solar> Disgusting. :)
[22:49] * @Surf_Solar (~IceChat77@x-4807.pool.mediaWays.net) has left #2238
[22:49] <@Ahbobsaget> surf doesnt like womens?
Title: Re: Epic Quotes
Post by: Michaelh139 on June 12, 2011, 06:05:58 pm

note: please add the autor and please do not post your quotes
Title: Re: Epic Quotes
Post by: Reiniat on June 14, 2011, 03:25:31 am
Si los pendejos pudieran volar....NCR seria aeropuerto

traduced (note that i replace "pendejo" with "retard", but the original mean of "pendejo" is "pubic hair" but the word is mostly used in quality of "idiot" or "imbecile"................this is one of my epic quotes too):

If the retards could fly....NCR would be an airport
Title: Re: Epic Quotes
Post by: Xarr on June 23, 2011, 06:39:04 pm
And for build a Vault? ;D
dumb question. G.E.C.K. :D


GECK to create Vault... why not?
Title: Re: Epic Quotes
Post by: Eternauta on July 12, 2011, 03:08:07 am
...it's still desired by the community and it would just look nice. Stop thinking, start working.

2238 player's philosophy.
Title: Re: Epic Quotes
Post by: CaptOmg on July 12, 2011, 03:36:31 am
Roses are red, violets are blue. Look at my fingers, the middle one is for you.
Title: Re: Epic Quotes
Post by: Crazy on July 12, 2011, 05:19:13 pm
Using two computers isn't dual logging. 8)
Title: Re: Epic Quotes
Post by: Eternauta on July 17, 2011, 05:56:11 am
Watch out folks, TTTLA not only swarm, PK, betray, lie and spoil the game for everyone, they are now also:

using Mordinos names and wearing leater jackets so they will look like npcs.
Title: Re: Epic Quotes
Post by: Lexx on July 18, 2011, 01:09:38 pm
A first step to real roleplaying!
Title: Re: Epic Quotes
Post by: Wipe on July 24, 2011, 10:55:46 am
Maybe not epic, but worth a note.

[...] we don't need another asshole on the game that goes around whines, calls everyone a dick and waits to get respect from others.
Title: Re: Epic Quotes
Post by: Wichura on July 25, 2011, 06:57:34 pm
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[18:55:32]   -->|   Marko (~no@212.200.38.1520) has joined #sq
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Title: Re: Epic Quotes
Post by: Andr3aZ on August 04, 2011, 11:30:44 pm
Quote
[23:27] <+Andr3aZ> meh i dont care
[23:27] <+Surf_Solar> me neither ;P
[23:27] <+Andr3aZ> the whole bullshit about dying or wipe
[23:27] <+Surf_Solar> I'm just there to troll
[23:27] <+Surf_Solar> dont give a shit about the game
Title: Re: Epic Quotes
Post by: Surf on August 06, 2011, 03:21:38 pm


Way to tear a quote out of the context. :>
Title: Re: Epic Quotes
Post by: Andr3aZ on August 06, 2011, 06:09:44 pm
Sorry I got the global media as role-model for such things :D
But yeah i could have only quotet the last 2 lines and it would still be out of context, which in fact, 80% of quotes here are.
Title: Re: Epic Quotes
Post by: headshot on August 06, 2011, 11:08:09 pm
Quote from: Gorlak
Surf Solar
True story.


EDIT: No, never actually seen this person in game, nevermind.
Title: Re: Epic Quotes
Post by: Andr3aZ on August 07, 2011, 01:08:32 am
Quote
[00:15] <+[Hawks]hejmr> we went to coupé
[00:16] <+[Hawks]hejmr> then like 5 french sneakers from the train company rushed us out of nowhere! and since we had no tickets for them to loot, they wanted us to give them 60€ so they could get satisfied even without any loot
[00:17] <+[Hawks]hejmr> we didn't have such money of course, but one of the french sneakers pulled a cell phone out of his pocket and said with a voice of lemark "ah so you prefer police" ..they wanted to call police swarm on us!
[00:17] <+[Hawks]hejmr> and we weren't able to resist that swarm
[00:18] <+[Hawks]hejmr> so we gave them all €-loot we had on us and they disappeared as fast as appeared..yeah so that's the french art of looting
[00:18] <+[Hawks]hejmr> i didn't have my assault rifle by hand
[00:18] <+[Hawks]hejmr> else i would camp toilettes and 1hex all of them
Title: Re: Epic Quotes
Post by: Michaelh139 on August 19, 2011, 08:53:05 pm
Do I really have to (http://fodev.net/forum/Themes/FO2238.blackrain/images/english/search.gif) because you don't?
http://fodev.net/forum/index.php?topic=11406.msg108801#msg108801
http://fodev.net/forum/index.php?topic=11110.msg124798#msg124798

Your reply was designed to be remarkably concise. It is, in fact, concise. So much so that the meaning you are trying to communicate has been lost.

What exactly are you inferring? That you have to (http://fodev.net/forum/Themes/FO2238.blackrain/images/english/search.gif) because I didn't use the (http://fodev.net/forum/Themes/FO2238.blackrain/images/english/search.gif) feature? I wasn't aware that there was a large sweaty man standing next to your PC holding a gun to your temple commanding you to  (http://fodev.net/forum/Themes/FO2238.blackrain/images/english/search.gif) for obscure Fonline 2238 bugs in my own absence of action.

It's a good thing the bug forum has a watch dog to stand over it as some kind of punctual and grammatically breviloquent avenger looking out for idle-minded heads-up bug reports. I sure will remember to cross reference my bug reports with the (http://fodev.net/forum/Themes/FO2238.blackrain/images/english/search.gif) feature, and then cross reference those results with a myriad of Internet-Search-Engine results to insure that nothing in the history of Fonline has ever been reported before. 

In closing I would like to take this opportunity to introduce you to a new and exciting product. One which I feel you will find very... Refreshing.

(http://mrdool.files.wordpress.com/2011/06/baby-shampoo.jpg)
Title: Re: Epic Quotes
Post by: Lacan on August 19, 2011, 09:21:29 pm
O_O insta-epic :)
Title: Re: Epic Quotes
Post by: John.Metzger on August 20, 2011, 05:38:20 am
im gorlak you son of a bitch
Title: Re: Epic Quotes
Post by: Cpt.Rookie on September 01, 2011, 01:41:41 pm
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(12:54:59) [C88]k3ta`away: i probably know more than you Kilgore about developing
Quote
(13:18:44) [C88]k3ta`away: i think it's a good thing to implement
(13:18:56) [C88]k3ta`away: and it would be taken seriously
Quote
(13:19:07) [C88]k3ta`away: but it seems like you just don't know what i'm talking about
(13:19:31) [C88]k3ta`away: meh, i'm wasting my time here you brainless idiot
Title: Re: Epic Quotes
Post by: LagMaster on September 02, 2011, 10:10:57 am
Quote from: http://fodev.net/forum/index.php?topic=18364.0
Is there anyway to obtain this item?

Nope.

GM?

Nope.
But http://fo2238.fodev.net/wiki/Plastic_Explosives

Nope.
But
Quote
Demolition Expert [3]

Not implemented yet.
Requirements [3]
Demolition Expert [2].
 ?
4500 caps.
Instructors [3]
Not implemented yet.
Title: Re: Epic Quotes
Post by: Eternauta on September 02, 2011, 04:02:48 pm
Hahah but Lag, my quote is missing IndiGray's part so it can be misunderstood :P
Title: Re: Epic Quotes
Post by: Benedict XVI on September 05, 2011, 10:12:35 pm
epic pwn hahah, God love you John.
Title: Re: Epic Quotes
Post by: headshot on September 10, 2011, 09:11:56 pm
Quote
[21:10] <Ulrek> Any melee weapons guys here?
[21:11] <avv> you mean avenger?
Title: Re: Epic Quotes
Post by: avv on September 11, 2011, 04:52:40 pm
Me and Klot standing next to brahmins pens in Redding.

Me: Best not shoot the brahmins
Klot: Or you will trigger the cowboys
Title: Re: Epic Quotes
Post by: Lacan on September 12, 2011, 04:53:59 pm
Quote from: Nepeµ
HAAAA! I have been banned for 2 years ! Nepeµ doesn't deserve 2 years ban!

Quote from: Johnny Nuclear
Don't worry it could be worse. You could be banned until wipe !

hehe just a good joke imo, i hope it's not offensive to anyone :)
Title: Re: Epic Quotes
Post by: Graf on September 13, 2011, 10:58:15 am
That's a great joke, Lacan  ;D

Here's something that I digged just now and it gave me a good laugh :)

KILL THEM ALL, EVERYBODY DESERVE TO BURN IN HELL, and those who dont deserve that, deserve to die aswell because they ignorancy.

This reminds me a quote from the Mass Effect book:

- Will you kill me?
- I never kill people without of a reason. But I always can find a reason to kill people.
Title: Re: Epic Quotes
Post by: Johnny Nuclear on September 13, 2011, 11:15:51 am
hehe just a good joke imo, i hope it's not offensive to anyone :)
Quote from: Johnny Nuclear
Don't worry it could be worse. You could be banned until wipe !
sry devs but i couldn't resist  ;D ;D
Title: Re: Epic Quotes
Post by: Eternauta on September 23, 2011, 03:58:05 pm
Roleplay is mostly incompatible with "game rules".

 I.e. my radiomadbrahmin needed 2 logged chars at same time. [...]

 But i was prisoned because of dual logging. Funy, because PvPs enemy used proxies in pvp, and i was using (and declaring it to GMs) only for purpose of this roleplay.

 So even GM could ruin by their actions roleplay.

in Requiem, there is enclave, player driven faction. They have to gather, craft.. like everybody else, but they have special base and rank before their names. Their roleplay is based on kill everyone
Title: Re: Epic Quotes
Post by: Gorlak on September 24, 2011, 11:07:23 pm
Quote
[04:25] <BigGunThug> hey one more.. has anyone ever found a fuel cell controler???
[04:25] <avv> yes
[04:25] <BigGunThug> i made a special caracter just for that, LK 10
[04:25] <BigGunThug> and nothing
[04:25] <avv> rolleyes
[04:25] <avv> thats how you're meant to play this game
[04:25] <BigGunThug> rollblunt
[04:25] <BigGunThug> how?
[04:25] <avv> making chars for every single task
[04:26] <BigGunThug> ok, thats what i do
Title: Re: Epic Quotes
Post by: Eternauta on September 26, 2011, 04:33:03 pm
Like I said before I will shoot you all on sight. In ncr or vault city.

Wherever I will kill you. Better prepare your anus. Your days are far and few between.
Title: Re: Epic Quotes
Post by: Andr3aZ on October 12, 2011, 09:56:24 am
Do not prank your friend by hiding the gauss pistol he just found a day earlier, they will overreact, find you during school, and punch you in the nose repeatedly.
[...] I hid the pistol in the scout trunk, I'm tempted to just rape your tent because jumping someone in the middle of campus is not socially acceptable. [...]
Title: Re: Epic Quotes
Post by: Josh on October 12, 2011, 10:07:01 pm
LOL! Eternauta, I trust you found that threat as humorous as we did?
@Andreaz we kicked someone from our faction because he had a bad case of chronic mooching and the next day he came into my class and shouted F*CK YOU COMMIES!! and ran away  ::)
Title: Re: Epic Quotes
Post by: Xaern on October 13, 2011, 05:17:45 am


Har, someone quoted me.

Anyways, we're still at each other's throats at the moment, I changed the passwords to his characters so I kind of have him by the balls right now until he apologizes.

Anyways here's a dumb conversation I had with him once.

*Conversation in vent*
Me: Park three squares to the left, LEFT. *He's going right*
Friend: This IS left!
Me: Which hand are you moving the mouse with?
Friend: My right.
Me: Then drive three squares in the other direction.
Friend: *Drives even further right*
Me: *Losing my mind* GO SIX SQUARES RIGHT
Friend: *Finally goes to location I specified*

Our car was gone when we got back.
Title: Re: Epic Quotes
Post by: Crazy on October 13, 2011, 01:16:34 pm
there is a giant war going on in redding everyone who enters gets shot by pkers  please help
Title: Re: Epic Quotes
Post by: Besmrtnik on October 15, 2011, 02:59:16 pm
Quote
Besmrtnik  18:39:43 nooooooooo man, where are you going????
Furior  18:40:51 I think he have to play other game, called the real life
Furior  18:40:56 xD
Besmrtnik  18:41:34 rly?
Besmrtnik  18:41:44 I dont have that game instaled
Furior  18:42:29 I play it sometimes, its a role playing game
Title: Re: Epic Quotes
Post by: avv on October 15, 2011, 03:12:13 pm
Rofl "I dont have that game instaled "
Title: Re: Epic Quotes
Post by: Josh on October 15, 2011, 05:05:27 pm
I think I'm going to use either one of these or "can't tell if trolling or just stupid" as my senior quote! XD
Title: Re: Epic Quotes
Post by: Eternauta on October 17, 2011, 11:22:54 pm
@Josh (http://fodev.net/forum/index.php?topic=11940.msg156956#msg156956): Of course :D I even visited that thread from time to time to re-read it and I still can't be sure which part of it is my favorite.

Anyway, on topic:

Because the devs don't give two shits about the game or the community. If it were so, there would've already been a wipe and less Nazi GMs. Simple as that.

DON'T FORGET TO DONATE, THOUGH!
Title: Re: Epic Quotes
Post by: Josh on October 17, 2011, 11:28:45 pm
Quote from:
You are what you eat, and you are a complete dick.
Title: Re: Epic Quotes
Post by: jan0s1k on October 18, 2011, 06:34:32 pm
Quote
18:32:|12 < DeputyDope> and if i can't do PvP i can't do RP either coz GM's won't give me skin
Title: Re: Epic Quotes
Post by: Graf on October 19, 2011, 05:26:24 pm
Being trolled by GM's,i don't want to live on this planet anymoar.
Title: Re: Epic Quotes
Post by: Michaelh139 on October 20, 2011, 11:21:28 pm
Even if I do have 100 bas so what? Doesn't mean someone can just come and grab them, they are my property.
;D
Title: Re: Epic Quotes
Post by: Eternauta on October 23, 2011, 12:25:49 am
I honestly would prefer all games to be first person, (excepting the ones that it just would not work on)
Title: Re: Epic Quotes
Post by: Josh on October 23, 2011, 01:55:05 am
Whenever something happens that makes me feel like there may be hope for humanity, I come here and read (and laugh) at all the stupidity.
Title: Re: Epic Quotes
Post by: Senocular on October 23, 2011, 04:24:56 am

You want to help newbies? Shoot them in the face and take their items. That's how they learn best.

Contrary to popular belief... :D
Title: Re: Epic Quotes
Post by: headshot on October 23, 2011, 11:20:44 pm
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[18:06] <@Killian> It looks quite funny.
[18:06] <@Killian> Several answers and wall of Mark's reconnect messages. ;)
[18:07] <[Lawyer]LeMark> hehe
[18:07] <[Lawyer]LeMark> that make some activity
Title: Re: Epic Quotes
Post by: Josh on October 24, 2011, 12:54:39 am
Quote
Friend: Hey Josh, I think I figured out what wipe is for!
Me: Orly? What?
Friend: 3D! I saw a video on youtube! They are going to import some of the Van Buren stuff!
Me: ... You don't check the forum much do you?
Friend: No way! Why do you ask?
Me: Because they have multiple threads about the work they are doing on 3D and potential features.
Friend: ... They are bringing in the cars from Van Buren! And maybe even hair and clothes!
Me: I have to go now...
Title: Re: Epic Quotes
Post by: Eternauta on October 25, 2011, 01:53:26 pm
Quote from: Fallout Survival Guide
In general, it is not a good idea to reduce any stat below 4.
Title: Re: Epic Quotes
Post by: Eternauta on November 07, 2011, 07:08:17 pm
So they are too busy on working on whats important? You dont know a thing or 2 about building a fan base apparently...

They do but looks like you're not in it.
Title: Re: Epic Quotes
Post by: Tomowolf on November 10, 2011, 04:51:12 pm
lol you mean lvl 10 char with a Mauser teamed with a guy named Regulator right?
I don't believe you hahahaha
Title: Re: Epic Quotes
Post by: Eternauta on November 11, 2011, 06:46:11 am
YOU PEOPLE ARE CRAP, I though you were an "ANT PK" if so then why have you people been killing me! I am begining to HATE Fallout 2238 because of you!!!

Notice how it says "ANT" and not "ANTI". ANT PKs only kill players using ant skin given by GM.
Title: Re: Epic Quotes
Post by: Eternauta on November 12, 2011, 07:21:27 pm
Random accounts will be more and more, from killed bluesuits. Keep killing random people, dont forget to mention about your IRC!

Truth has been spoken, folks: blame C88 for all fake accounts and forum trolling.
Title: Re: Epic Quotes
Post by: Jackall on November 12, 2011, 07:44:30 pm
Everyone who decides to cry about something we can't even be sure about, and wants to "just troll", should pretty much buy a turtle, get on its shell, and slowly go fuck himself.

:D
Title: Re: Epic Quotes
Post by: Jotisz on November 13, 2011, 08:39:13 pm
It's right to hate C88 :) I do hate C88+ everyone who think they can change something at wasteland.

My whole life achivement has been to make Runboy93 hates us.
Now I can die happy and in peace.

Funny so few days so many epic sentences and replys in one thread...
Title: Re: Epic Quotes
Post by: justtroll on November 13, 2011, 08:42:53 pm
Keep killing random people, dont forget to mention about your IRC!

Truth has been spoken
Title: Re: Epic Quotes
Post by: Frenchy on November 14, 2011, 11:08:27 pm
WOOT?

You wanna see how baseraping will work afterwipe? Maybe some changes, who knows  ::)
Title: Re: Epic Quotes
Post by: balio666 on November 15, 2011, 10:23:39 am
I've lost a combat armor MK II (I'm low level so that kinda hurts for me) today because a PK entered my encounter while I was burning mutated mole rats for xp.

Next time you're going to hunt scorpions don't forget to get PA and gauss.
Title: Re: Epic Quotes
Post by: Andr3aZ on November 21, 2011, 09:36:42 am
It's not a new suggestion, but a way to troll Surf, who's about to appear here soon.


Yes they do. So if you're now trustworthy, it means you can be untrustworthy tomorrow.


(http://www.abload.de/img/unbenanngft1gnaz9.png)
Title: Re: Epic Quotes
Post by: Jackall on November 21, 2011, 08:25:50 pm
Quote
[20:22] @Killian: finds the closest large object and gives Jackall a slap with it
[20:22] falloutdudee 15[11~IceChat7711@x11-468111.dsl11.bell11.ca15] has quit 15IRC
[20:22] adams 15[11~adams11@x11-401711.17811-4111-2411.t11-com11.sk15] has quit 15IRC
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[20:22] @Killian: You see?
[20:22] Jackall: What a slap!
[20:22] @Killian: I saved you from the netsplit.
Title: Re: Epic Quotes
Post by: T-888 on November 24, 2011, 01:54:35 am
Quote
CS dont have leaders. only pvp leaders.
Title: Re: Epic Quotes
Post by: Jackall on November 28, 2011, 06:41:49 pm
so you could use your mouth to eat shit before posting.

You earned a Epic Quote.
Title: Re: Epic Quotes
Post by: Kilgore on December 03, 2011, 06:13:30 pm
Quote from: T-888
Those who are in CBT , i strongly suggest to stop reporting any new bugs , especially if they are minor. Since i , we don't know if they plan to fix everything before they launch wipe or at least wipe-madness , more minor bugs to fix equals more time spent till actual wipe that would be inefficient if they actually would launch , wipe the server only when everything is fixed.

What i suggest is for developers fix only the major/semi-major bugs that have the most impact on gameplay and leave the rest in few updates periodically after wipe that could come with balance fixes if there would be any balance issues.

My only comment is: "haha o kurvva". Sorry
Title: Re: Epic Quotes
Post by: T-888 on December 03, 2011, 08:09:33 pm
Think about it , it's a good suggestion since developers can't handle the existing amount of bugs anyway :)
Title: Re: Epic Quotes
Post by: Wichura on December 05, 2011, 09:44:14 pm
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[20:39:47] <Leaf57803> FUCKIN RUSKIE SERVERS
[20:39:59] <Leaf57803> WHERE IS MY DONATION MONEY GOING§
[20:40:07] <Leaf57803> TO BUY VODKA AND CHEAP WHORES?
Unleash your fury! Tonight on #2238 !
Title: Re: Epic Quotes
Post by: Eternauta on December 06, 2011, 06:02:02 pm
The server is in serious need of wipe.
Title: Re: Epic Quotes
Post by: T-888 on December 06, 2011, 11:54:35 pm
Dammit , i wanted to make it an epic quote , anyway the quote is so epic it made it into my signature , best line i've heard in the last 7 months or more.
Title: Re: Epic Quotes
Post by: headshot on December 07, 2011, 12:53:37 am
Quote from: Izual
Russian ultimatum? I thought cold war had ended!
Title: Re: Epic Quotes
Post by: Jackall on December 07, 2011, 08:21:45 am
There is a powerful clan of apk in fonline, when you feel sad or wronged, run to the nearest guy with a cirillic name and tell him your trouble, he will surely say tag me and then he will guide you to a safe haven

But if you leave again the respawn area, this time ll be your fault
Title: Re: Epic Quotes
Post by: S.T.A.L.K.E.R on December 07, 2011, 02:34:42 pm
Humanity should put an end to war, or war would put an end to humanity

is that epic?
Title: Re: Epic Quotes
Post by: jan0s1k on December 07, 2011, 03:19:01 pm
Ok this isn't even fair. Factions like the sneaky raiders know a bug that crashes the server and roll back and they do this every time they lose gear and rage. It is unfair they kill other factions and get gear with adding mercs to militia and get ton of loot but when they lose they crash the server and roll back to get their gear back. This is not even fair, I know this because I had a polish friend infiltrate their voice communication software and that is what they did yesterday after we killed them at den and got their loot. So it is not fair that a group of players abuse bugs crash the server to roll back to keep their gear while gaining others when they defeat them.

They know a bug where they can use the ~deleteself command on a character and proxy onto it at the same time which causes the server to crash. Its something complicated along those lines, my friend was bad at English and I think he explained that they ~deleteself and then on their 2nd proxy screen they re-create the character, while the character is being deleted or after it disappears. These guys need to be banned because they bring the entire server down because they are sore losers and can't accept gear loss. It is completely unfair to the entire community that they crash the server and cause it to roll back to keep their gear after bitter defeat and the entire community suffers because of it.

That is whats happening folks, I am not paranoid I know this for a fact.
Title: Re: Epic Quotes
Post by: Eternauta on December 07, 2011, 03:58:33 pm
80% of the topics are Gang Issues. Just hidden in other sections.
Title: Re: Epic Quotes
Post by: Michaelh139 on December 09, 2011, 12:28:05 pm
Fat guy gets pussy... ummm ok. More power to ya but you should maybe see a doctor for that shit growing out of your arms :P
Title: Re: Epic Quotes
Post by: Graf on December 09, 2011, 05:31:06 pm
"This bad gay did steel informations from our project and pub in other forum"
That give ass the chance to make here high definition elnglish, yeah :-D
Title: Re: Epic Quotes
Post by: LocoMaker on December 10, 2011, 07:55:42 pm
Quote
[16:52] <[TSAR]falloutdudee> that it every gm i see from now on i use science on
Title: Re: Epic Quotes
Post by: Tomowolf on December 10, 2011, 10:49:39 pm
(https://i.imgur.com/i2ANg.png)
Double facepalm
Title: Re: Epic Quotes
Post by: Eternauta on December 12, 2011, 01:28:33 am
I'm leaving the link instead of copypasting the whole quote because it's quite long, but still worth reading.

http://fodev.net/forum/index.php?topic=19592.msg163365#msg163365

EDIT:
Actually, after thinking it twice, here is a better link:
http://fodev.net/forum/index.php?action=profile;area=showposts;u=5476
Title: Re: Epic Quotes
Post by: avv on December 12, 2011, 12:33:48 pm
This is a query between me and Harald.
<avv> are you sure you want to query to this guy?
<Harald> :/
<Harald> What do you mean?
<avv> hard to put it nicely
<avv> ill just say he's mental case
<Harald> Just tell me what is with him :/
<avv> youll prolly end up getting hundreds of pms from him
<Harald> :/
<Harald> Who is this guy? :/
<Harald> Dude, that guy is fucked up...
<Harald> Is he just retarded or something?
<Harald> Avv, help me!!!!
<Harald> I think I just burned out my eyes with his low quality model that is meant to be a hummer but actually is somekind of cubes put together that look like lego offroad police car..
<Harald> DUUUDE!!!
<Harald> Dude, he's going crazy now!
<Harald> I understand you now...
<Harald> He's really retarded or something alike
<avv> okay this is legendary
<Harald> What?
<avv> your reaction. i knew this would happen
<Harald> But...
<avv> i warned you :I
<Harald> Come on, he isn't in friends with his own brain!
<Harald> If he has brain ofcourse...
<Harald> In FOnline everyone warns you about something, but it's really nice to try what they warn you about, isn't it, eh?
<Harald> God, I left the #2238 just to get rid of that guy...
<Harald> But I want back in #2238
<Harald> But there's that guy...
<avv> just ignore him
<Harald> What's he saying now?
<Harald> What's he saying now?
<avv> hes driving you mad, gosh!
<Harald> I'm getting paranoic, you know :P
<avv> dont take it on me, i have to defend my mental health aswell
<Harald> Talking with him can make bad stuff happen
<Harald> Ok, there we go...
<Harald> Wow, he actually shat up...
Title: Re: Epic Quotes
Post by: Surf on December 12, 2011, 01:02:43 pm
Prosper, by any chance?
Title: Re: Epic Quotes
Post by: Wipe on December 13, 2011, 08:47:01 pm
Quote from: IRC
<V_guessWho> Nothing is weird when you have seen 2238 :b
Title: Re: Epic Quotes
Post by: Jackall on December 19, 2011, 10:05:13 pm
I came to talk, you came to troll.
Title: Re: Epic Quotes
Post by: Eternauta on December 21, 2011, 02:28:17 am
I have killed so called "leaders of Anti-PK factions" that are friends with GMs because they have ranger armour and the only way I know how to get that is to ask a GM.
Title: Re: Epic Quotes
Post by: Mr Feltzer on December 21, 2011, 06:24:09 am
<3

I Cried in Laughter..
IMMA DDOS THIS FUCKER TO THE GROUND!! LOL
Title: Re: Epic Quotes
Post by: Wallace on December 21, 2011, 07:36:05 am
Don't talk nonsense. You're never dodging something on purpose(...)
Title: Re: Epic Quotes
Post by: Eternauta on December 21, 2011, 07:47:39 am
I have learned my lesson. I will not rage post again.

Learn from this dude.
Title: Re: Epic Quotes
Post by: Stration on December 21, 2011, 01:52:02 pm
I have learned my lesson. I will not rage post again.
Learn from this dude.
Millions of people all over the Internet declare exactly the same thing every day.
Title: Re: Epic Quotes
Post by: runboy93 on December 21, 2011, 07:46:30 pm
Not so epic but..
It will be as good as any bethesda game...
That meaning buggy and nearly unplayable, until the community fixes it.
basically, shit
Title: Re: Epic Quotes
Post by: Xarr on December 21, 2011, 08:11:08 pm
@above

That's Epic Trueness.
Title: Re: Epic Quotes
Post by: falloutdude on December 23, 2011, 07:17:22 pm


Gr1m has 300% at Steal skill and has already stolen a lot of your time with his posts, guys. Seriously, I see no reason to pay any more attention to him.

- Eternauta

most epic and true.
Title: Re: Epic Quotes
Post by: Jackall on December 23, 2011, 08:26:12 pm
And all your builds have stonewall which make it seem like laser is doing finesse damage, they lowered chance to cause insta-kills these laser sniper builds used to be insta-killing builds with better criticals. Better critical cause the luck roll to be too high where it doesn't cause bypasses, and since it only does x4 damage without a bypass it does shitty damage because of stonewall lowers the chance of knockouts and knockdowns which is primary use for laser. I give that you guys make good tank builds which is why it pisses a lot of people off who make sg and energy snipers.
Title: Re: Epic Quotes
Post by: Eternauta on December 24, 2011, 07:01:35 pm
Wipe is "more soon" doesnt mean anything, its only a merchadotecnic strategy to make us pay the server before christmas depression.

FOnline conspiracy theory.
Title: Re: Epic Quotes
Post by: Eternauta on December 26, 2011, 03:00:30 am
From my understanding server donations was so they can pay the monthly bill to the server farm to keep the game going
Title: Re: Epic Quotes
Post by: Graf on December 27, 2011, 05:56:37 am
you should sometimes have just a nice, warm cup of stfu  ;)
Title: Re: Epic Quotes
Post by: Eternauta on December 27, 2011, 07:14:22 am
Overall i don't care who uses dual log or even multi-log as long as he fights against teams in order to compete or makes life easier by not wasting hours on crafting
Title: Re: Epic Quotes
Post by: Kilgore on December 29, 2011, 08:50:34 am
Also I think in the wasteland nobody would use bottle caps as money because they have no real use besides that it's a small piece of cheap metal.
True understanding of the meaning of currency there.
Title: Re: Epic Quotes
Post by: Andr3aZ on December 30, 2011, 09:17:28 am
I like both ideas. Good work! Well thought.

I think a tape recorder should have a delete function too, so a taped recording could be wiped*and the recorder could be used multiple times. 2000 character limit (and no time limit) also makes sense as this is the character limit of holotapes, and such a recorder would be voice activated.

[...]

*Use of the word "wipe" here has no relation to the server wipe which is "very soon" lol. Any similarity in terms is purely coincidental and Marko LLC recognizes no legal obligations associated with the server wipe ;)
Title: Re: Epic Quotes
Post by: LagMaster on December 31, 2011, 06:56:14 pm
Quote
-FA?
-no ,I am not forever alone, i got IRL friends
me and an almoast dead player in Klamath mine, can'r remember his name
Title: Re: Epic Quotes
Post by: Lacan on January 02, 2012, 11:24:17 pm
Quote from: KttDestroyer
<[TSAR]KTTdestroyer> awesome, we just got robbed by gms

;)
Title: Re: Epic Quotes
Post by: runboy93 on January 03, 2012, 12:06:12 pm
Quote
...remind me something from NCR
Real roleplayer Jamal. Black boxer skin and speak like black.. Is he black or white
Must post this here.
Title: Re: Epic Quotes
Post by: Eternauta on January 04, 2012, 02:16:42 am
 ::)

can you tell me what ELSE is there to do in this game besides killing?
Title: Re: Epic Quotes
Post by: Eternauta on January 04, 2012, 07:46:46 am
Quote
[03:45] <AdorableRage> i already know this game makes u want to throw ur whole pc into the road every 10 min
Title: Re: Epic Quotes
Post by: runboy93 on January 04, 2012, 12:15:14 pm
Quote
Open IRC now and see madness.
:)
Title: Re: Epic Quotes
Post by: Eternauta on January 05, 2012, 03:54:17 pm
I well say it again, I did not help you get a tent give you items to join our arch nemesis. You can join us after wipe BHH or MDK whichever happens.
Title: Re: Epic Quotes
Post by: Wallace on January 05, 2012, 07:50:54 pm
Quote considering (HQ) resource gaining by loners:

(...) as said loner will now have the option to buy it from the larger gangs(...)
Title: Re: Epic Quotes
Post by: Cpt.Rookie on January 05, 2012, 08:41:02 pm
Quote
13:06:|46< GrandTheftVertibird> best game i ever played was fallout1/2 its about a guy in a vault he talks some half mutant half computer to blow himself up then the 2nd 1 a crazy tribal blows up the U.S. government.
Title: Re: Epic Quotes
Post by: Ghosthack on January 05, 2012, 08:45:27 pm
13:06:|46< GrandTheftVertibird> best game i ever played was fallout1/2 its about a guy in a vault he talks some half mutant half computer to blow himself up then the 2nd 1 a crazy tribal blows up the U.S. government.
Aha, now I finally get it ???
Title: Re: Epic Quotes
Post by: Wire on January 05, 2012, 08:54:01 pm
In response to pre wipe madness complaint:
Quote
[23:25:34] <@Wipe> you had fun for xx months
[23:25:38] <@Wipe> now its our turn
Title: Re: Epic Quotes
Post by: LagMaster on January 08, 2012, 01:05:44 pm
Really old "suggestion" post that was Junked, back when the server kept crashing or something.

http://fodev.net/forum/index.php?topic=634.0
"Because of the problems with the server I suggest to change the name to FOffline."
Title: Re: Epic Quotes
Post by: Eternauta on January 11, 2012, 11:21:52 pm
Don't worry we will find a way how to farm high tech stuff. Is it maxed HP , jinxed characters that makes enclave drop weapons and someone picks them up from ground that are in enclave faction or 2 proxy merc leader characters with 4 merceneries each finding vs encounters and just looting. Need just time to level up these specific task characters and then it's on and that's not it i have more ideas.

This game has no limits. Can't fix that. :)

Our lovely community.
Title: Re: Epic Quotes
Post by: Michaelh139 on January 12, 2012, 07:34:16 pm
But you did not report it? Congratulations.

http://fodev.net/forum/index.php?topic=20123.0
Title: Re: Epic Quotes
Post by: LagMaster on January 14, 2012, 03:06:50 pm
Quote
[16:02] <Space> how do I talk to marshal  in Gun Runners
[16:02] <@Nexxos> Click on him?
[16:02] <[C88]Jackall> Open dat mouth
[16:03] <LagMaster> use outdoorsman on him
[16:03] <Stration> one doesn't simply talk to mashal in gun runners
Title: Re: Epic Quotes
Post by: Michaelh139 on January 14, 2012, 09:34:16 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Giv9XQhOTIE
Title: Re: Epic Quotes
Post by: Crazy on January 17, 2012, 12:30:46 am
even if the server was to blow up, even if players were to lost everything, even if the game became absolutely unplayable, devs would still deserve recognition for trying to do something, whatever, whenever, however; and the praise should be high, seeing for what ungrateful brats they do this.

In the words of mr. Ismokealotofcigars:
Never before has so few done so much for such ungrateful pieces of shit.
Title: Re: Epic Quotes
Post by: Crazy on January 17, 2012, 01:36:46 am
Awww, almost missed that one.

Its hard to think  of a response to that that isn't just Fuck you. So I best not reply.
Title: Re: Epic Quotes
Post by: Andr3aZ on January 18, 2012, 05:36:09 pm
On auction thread about placeable lockers that can be aquired through bug with dissasembling specific items with high Science and Support Perk. Solar already declared this is a bug to be fixed.
thank you, jovanka. thats exactly the insight i needed. and if you cant trust jovanka, there is nothing in fonline universe you can trust anymore.

offering 2 caps, just to get it out of jovankas hands.
Title: Re: Epic Quotes
Post by: Wichura on January 20, 2012, 01:44:55 am
Quote
<gr1m>   suck dick more wichura i get banned and kicked everytime i troll back so i well say nothing more
Boy, lnr2troll then.
Title: Re: Epic Quotes
Post by: headshot on January 21, 2012, 12:20:57 am
Since when you are taking care of loners so much?

Also here, have some spare dots: ................
Use them wisely.
Title: Re: Epic Quotes
Post by: Perteks on January 22, 2012, 12:57:50 pm
Quote from: Avv
New changelog:
+3 random bugs
Title: Re: Epic Quotes
Post by: John.Metzger on January 27, 2012, 01:43:25 pm
This game is too fast to ask someone if he wants a fight or not. In most situations you would be dead before getting the answer.
No it's not. You don't need to ask anyone, just don't shoot at unknown people like lobotomized ape.
Lot's of people play this way, including some PvP gangs. If you are too scared, it's your problem.
Title: Re: Epic Quotes
Post by: Wichura on February 05, 2012, 06:10:50 pm
FOnline won't be FOnline anymore the day we won't have to make alt to do something.
Title: Re: Epic Quotes
Post by: Hovinko on February 05, 2012, 07:39:18 pm
And I'm telling you that you don't get to tell me what to do. You are playing our game, we are not making your game - see if you can figure out the difference.

And server is running, because players are donating.
Title: Re: Epic Quotes
Post by: Eternauta on February 06, 2012, 02:47:21 am
And I'm telling you that you don't get to tell me what to do. You are playing our game, we are not making your game - see if you can figure out the difference.

And server is running, because players are donating.

Why epic quote? Because it is an example of how some players won't understand devs can shut down this server and play a private Hamachi 2238.
Title: Re: Epic Quotes
Post by: Hovinko on February 06, 2012, 04:02:29 am
Orrrr, players stop donating and this server will be shut down anyway. Its not only devs decision or is it?
Title: Re: Epic Quotes
Post by: Eternauta on February 06, 2012, 04:10:43 am
Orrrr, players stop donating and this server will be shut down anyway. Its not only devs decision or is it?

Yeah, "players" (all of them) will stop donating because Hovinko doesn't like something. Thanks for another epic quote.
Title: Re: Epic Quotes
Post by: yoz on February 06, 2012, 07:17:17 am
Apparently, I am the source of all suck in this world.

(http://i40.tinypic.com/2yo50s8.jpg)
Title: Re: Epic Quotes
Post by: Wichura on February 06, 2012, 09:23:47 am
Orrrr, players stop donating and this server will be shut down anyway. Its not only devs decision or is it?
How much did you donate so far, sir?
Title: Re: Epic Quotes
Post by: ToxiCAVE on February 07, 2012, 04:29:32 pm
"His state of mind does not justify why someone would break into his account."

Crazy Elvis...;D
Title: Re: Epic Quotes
Post by: Reiniat on February 08, 2012, 04:09:27 am
"I dinner people like you for breakfast"
A russian named pk.
Title: Re: Epic Quotes
Post by: Wichura on February 09, 2012, 03:47:26 pm
i will donate but please fix this TC...
Sure :>
Title: Re: Epic Quotes
Post by: Eternauta on February 10, 2012, 07:45:28 pm
Quote
<+Wichura> can i hide in a toilet with lumberjack char?
<+Wichura> or do i need real ape with guns and stuff?
Title: Re: Epic Quotes
Post by: manero on February 10, 2012, 08:09:21 pm
I'm just not in a good mood , so i will just verbally destroy you if you keep talking about things you don't know and don't understand and have not much to do with.

Can someone promote this guy to GAME MASTER?  ;D
Title: Re: Epic Quotes
Post by: ToxiCAVE on February 10, 2012, 09:33:11 pm
Sure :>

yes...when devs smell money for cheap booze and drugs they will fix it...like slave loyalty
Title: Re: Epic Quotes
Post by: Haraldx on February 13, 2012, 04:45:30 pm
I can't believe it! People actually think that I have made (absolutely not) epic quotes! Oh wait... It's FOnline: 2238 community...
Title: Re: Epic Quotes
Post by: jan0s1k on February 15, 2012, 02:25:56 pm
Raping bases arent bad... if ur not raping guys u played a lot and left from in good relations. I wouldnt mind to rape some TTLA or CS but even that BBS split from Rogues in some bad atmosphere I wouldnt rape ur base 4 example...  my point of view, agree or not.
Title: Re: Epic Quotes
Post by: Kilgore on February 15, 2012, 05:59:54 pm
The Fists have mach more than three members. Our crafters are badasses
Title: Re: Epic Quotes
Post by: falloutdude on February 15, 2012, 09:32:30 pm

i loled
Title: Re: Epic Quotes
Post by: ThePhoenix77 on February 16, 2012, 12:55:33 am
I think this belongs in here.

seriously, mister pheonix. you banner.. its imposing on my privacy.. In fact.. I loath any thread you are in.. what are you a fucking KGB agent.. threatening me? I think you're banner is in serious bad taste.. and would ask for you to remove it.. otherwise.. I'm going to check you're IP and report you packet spamming my address, OK?
Title: Re: Epic Quotes
Post by: Andr3aZ on February 16, 2012, 02:53:21 am
hehe, people still fall for that banner ? :D this thing is older than the internet.
Title: Re: Epic Quotes
Post by: Kilgore on February 16, 2012, 02:54:50 pm
I tested dying in reno,
Title: Re: Epic Quotes
Post by: Eternauta on February 16, 2012, 09:42:42 pm
maybe armor should change skin color
Title: Re: Epic Quotes
Post by: headshot on February 16, 2012, 11:24:34 pm
Quote
[22:45] <[TSAR]Frenchy|AFK> Superbowl suck
[22:45] <[TSAR]Frenchy|AFK> and make people fat like american
[22:45] <[TSAR]Frenchy|AFK> because they take 20 lbs after watching it
[22:45] <[C88]Noah> Haha
[22:46] <[C88]Noah> Silly canadian.... football is for men
Title: Re: Epic Quotes
Post by: Haraldx on February 18, 2012, 01:09:19 pm
This cracked me up a bit.
Shit get's real when real money comes into play.
Title: Re: Epic Quotes
Post by: Andr3aZ on February 20, 2012, 11:03:10 am
Falloutdude:lockers were supposed to be delted but where not... so am hopeing this is not.
JovankaB:You can stop hoping. I just removed all facility-trees that were stored in containers.
Uftak:I think Greenpeace ain't goin' to like this...
Title: Re: Epic Quotes
Post by: Michaelh139 on February 28, 2012, 08:42:58 pm
Quote
<[BBS]Nice_Boat> Do not fear, the Boat is here!
<Perteks> we all gonna sink
Title: Re: Epic Quotes
Post by: Wipe on March 03, 2012, 01:07:24 am
Quote from: IRC
< Manero> i would rather trust internet than you!
Title: Re: Epic Quotes
Post by: Gob on March 03, 2012, 06:11:53 pm
WTF Restart Serwer please this lags are ficking KURVA Restart SErver

ficking KURVA :))))))
Title: Re: Epic Quotes
Post by: jan0s1k on March 05, 2012, 08:41:09 pm
Brilliant :D
Sorry for this.
We respect ingame rules.
This pics was only for inteam fun not for public and we dont want to injure someones feelings.
Title: Re: Epic Quotes
Post by: avv on March 06, 2012, 04:37:29 pm
<Tomowolf> I dont have time to camp toilet with some nerd team
Title: Re: Epic Quotes
Post by: Wichura on March 10, 2012, 09:28:15 pm
Quote
[21:16:27]<[C88]Eternauta>   FOnline in real life: players love flamewars and trollthreads. Forum admins make Junk section secret. players learn Polish to get read Polish subforum with all its trolol. New player asks "how do I read trolol", answer: "lol noob learn polish!1!"
[21:16:49]<[C88]Eternauta>   also, players complain because they "have to" learn Polish :D
Title: Re: Epic Quotes
Post by: Perteks on March 10, 2012, 09:50:47 pm
Quote from: JovankaB
avv would be good moderator

and that :D

Dude, you're like the biggest bitch EVER. Is there any feature in the game that you actually haven't complained about?
Title: Re: Epic Quotes
Post by: Michaelh139 on March 13, 2012, 11:38:26 am
S.T.A.K.E.R. please, remove some messages from your inbox, i cant reply.
Title: Re: Epic Quotes
Post by: Eternauta on March 13, 2012, 08:51:05 pm
FOnline syndrome:

* T-888 crawls into a dark corner pierces the wall with a stale look , making weird body moves leaning forward and backward periodically *
Title: Re: Epic Quotes
Post by: Eternauta on March 17, 2012, 07:42:49 pm
Answering Gob's "Need a good action game..sugestions?":

The greatest action game is a real job, so you don't have time to play every other game in the world  ;D
Title: Re: Epic Quotes
Post by: ToxiCAVE on March 18, 2012, 03:46:17 am
Selling Plasma Pistols  - 1800 caps or
                              - 1390 secs or
                              - 695  mfcs

hahahaha ;D
Title: Re: Epic Quotes
Post by: avv on March 18, 2012, 10:01:09 am
I have an ongoing obsession with crafting
Title: Re: Epic Quotes
Post by: Iceman on March 21, 2012, 10:46:18 am
Totally offtopic: the title "Want Russian territory Back?" made me think this thread was about Alaska or something... but not about a subforum.
What the fuck? Please explain to me what I was trying to do because I have no idea myself :/
Title: Re: Epic Quotes
Post by: Kilgore on March 23, 2012, 12:53:57 pm
THIS JUST IN !

They didn't use second waves , i think their not organized enough for such things.

 ;D
Title: Re: Epic Quotes
Post by: Wichura on March 25, 2012, 06:29:26 pm
Quote
[18:21:45]   jacky   learn from wichuj
[18:21:50]   jacky   "way of trolling"
[18:22:06]   avv   he has been so silent recently, hard to learn
[18:22:06]   jacky   and come back later after wichuj lessons
[18:22:33]   jacky   "silent is way of high lvl trolling"
[18:23:03]   jacky   "he isnt trolling you writting but you fell like he is doing it"

I feel such a monster now.
Title: Re: Epic Quotes
Post by: Andr3aZ on March 26, 2012, 02:02:58 pm
Found this gem on the Master Sword Continued Forums again, and I just needed to share it here. It applies to so much things I've seen on the 2238 forum yet.

Quote from: Red Cell on the MS:C Forums
Re: The Thread of Endless Whine

Postby Red Cell on Thu Mar 10, 2011 8:49 am
Ah sh!t how did I miss this little gem of a thread?

Where do I start about this stupid **** ing game...

Why is stuff being nerfed, I mean, it's retarded, its like the devs have it out for me! Also, I want skill X changed to better suit my whatever. Also, I proposed a godlike playable character dubbed Red Cell in game and it wasn't even looked at!? Also, why aren't the dev's being paid to work on this game and having to deal with whiny bullsh!t? Also, why can't you guys accommodate for X and Y? Do you d!ckholes have lives or something? You're acting like we're playing on an outdated engine with limitations or something. Give me a break here. I play the game, therefore I have the right to complain about everything in the game. Also, why are there holes in the plot of the game? You're acting like this game has been passed around like a cheap whore by different dev teams. Also, I expect you to do everything I say even though I will contribute nothing beneficial to the actual development of this mod.

needless to say that was a parody of the usual gief-gief-user on the forums by a more mature user.
Title: Re: Epic Quotes
Post by: Michaelh139 on March 28, 2012, 12:24:39 pm
wasteland is harsh.

ancient stories tell that people back then in 2000's used to go to special places to earn peofessions and often came out with some totally useless knowledge they didn't even need. so nothing changes after boom boom
Title: Re: Epic Quotes
Post by: falloutdude on March 28, 2012, 04:21:51 pm
Dude, find yourself a girlfriend.

Or even a goat.
Title: Re: Epic Quotes
Post by: Gob on March 29, 2012, 10:48:52 pm
22:34:30 • You were hit for 7 hit points.
22:34:30 • Valentines was critically hit in the eyes for 48 hit points, knocked down and had his armor bypassed.
22:34:32 • You were hit for 4 hit points.
22:34:34 • Valentines was critically hit in the head for 48 hit points and knocked down.
22:34:36 • You see Valentines.
22:34:38 • Valentines was critically hit in the head for 72 hit points and was killed.
22:34:41 • Laurentiu: U mad bro ?
22:34:54 • Valentines: ...no...
22:34:56 • Valentines: ...i am brave...
22:35:00 • Laurentiu: You suck
22:35:01 • Valentines: ...i want to join you...
22:35:10 • Laurentiu: join what?
22:35:10 • Valentines: ...can i?...
22:35:14 • Valentines: ...your faction...
22:35:19 • Laurentiu: what faction?
22:35:23 • Valentines: ...your...
22:35:24 • You see Fence.
22:35:28 • Laurentiu: I got no faction guy
22:35:36 • Valentines: ...why u stay here?...
22:35:41 • Laurentiu: I'm bored
22:35:46 • Valentines: ...me 2...

Conclusion:

frustrated kid.
Title: Re: Epic Quotes
Post by: Andr3aZ on April 03, 2012, 09:50:17 am
Post my Ip? you do know thats Illegal right?
Title: Re: Epic Quotes
Post by: Sarakin on April 04, 2012, 03:29:00 pm
PVP means player vs patience, only zen masters of waiting can be true champions
Title: Re: Epic Quotes
Post by: headshot on April 05, 2012, 11:55:07 am
maybe the problem is that 90% of u are gays?

/man
ye, probably thats why we are raping each other in game  8)
Title: Re: Epic Quotes
Post by: Perteks on April 07, 2012, 12:17:53 pm
Oh hyprocrisy, how good somebody can show u in one post :D

Oh god, this thread is hilarious.
- SoT complaining about dual logs
- SoT complaining about militia
- SoT complaining about FRs
- SoT complaining about trolling
- CoA announcing they've always liked a balanced fight (uh, I guess 30 vs 15 is balanced after all)
- T-888 saying he doesn't like fast relogging (god, I have to make that "tripleight family on spawn" compilation GIF one of these days)
- people saying TC windows were good while the reason they're gone is the copious amount of bitching and butthurt they caused

Never change, for the lolz's sake.


Shame on you players :)
Title: Re: Epic Quotes
Post by: Andr3aZ on April 20, 2012, 01:26:08 pm
Question: is it possible to trade c@ps for money from other players (not developers or GMs or anyone affiliated with FOnlin3 directly), without waking an army of B3th3sd@ lawhounds?
[...]
Excuse my l33tspeak, searchbots might be lurking around.
Title: Re: Epic Quotes
Post by: Wichura on April 25, 2012, 08:25:06 am
I think your whole existence is some form of abstract art.
Title: Re: Epic Quotes
Post by: Graf on April 30, 2012, 03:53:46 pm
Am I the only one who noticed that cigarettes' names in description are "Lucky Shot" while it clearly says "Nukaboro" on the item?
That's the last straw. I ragequit.
Title: Re: Epic Quotes
Post by: Kilgore on May 01, 2012, 06:23:27 pm
Something from our favourite player:
More advantage for players like me , set up triple log (...)
;D
Havoc87 was sooo small when compared to T-888 .... :D
Title: Re: Epic Quotes
Post by: Eternauta on May 04, 2012, 10:19:20 pm
Moonwalking is me slipping on slick surfaces.
Lag is in-game Déjà vu.
Server down is me passing out due to stress.
Rollback is a combination of memory loss and realizing part of that was a dream.

No complaints here!
Title: Re: Epic Quotes
Post by: Wipe on May 11, 2012, 12:47:16 pm
Sorry guys,but fonline is a religion.You don t leave just because it sucks.



You see fonline is a like a tree...
Although it's growth is slow, it's roots go deep and it rises upwards with time.

We, the birds of paradise, make our nests in its branches and peck each others eyes out for no apparent reason.
Some birds even hate the tree for the fact that it's a tree and attempt to flee to the next tree. Even though the foliage is different, the birds stay the same.
Title: Re: Epic Quotes
Post by: Andr3aZ on May 16, 2012, 09:34:06 am
FOnline:
By Russians for Russians
Title: Re: Epic Quotes
Post by: Perteks on May 18, 2012, 02:02:59 pm
so i say we remove all farmable encounters. i would enjoy hours of masochistic grinding of broken BP hunting and crafting. disable stealing from npc's as well. honestly the wasteland should be removed all together. because the point of a game is to have fun.
Title: Re: Epic Quotes
Post by: klax on May 18, 2012, 09:19:39 pm
Calculation done by me.
1.deal(100 pieces)OM=IM(ki/ko)(0,8+IM/1000)=100(1/2)(0,8+100/1000)=100*0.5*0.9=45
2.deal(50 pieces)OM= IM(ki/ko)(0,8+IM/1000)=50(1/2)(0,8+50/1000)=50*0.5*0.85=21
In SUM u get 45+21=66 metal parts
Title: Re: Epic Quotes
Post by: Rascal on May 21, 2012, 01:45:12 pm
RavenousRat about Jovanka's "Children playfield at NCR Bazaar event"
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Also, children playfield? Is this event aimed to return CS to 2238 for better online (numbers)?
Title: Re: Epic Quotes
Post by: Luther Blissett on May 22, 2012, 06:49:54 pm
Must you always get alts in this game for everything, even for ragequitting?
Title: Re: Epic Quotes
Post by: Wichura on May 25, 2012, 07:45:02 pm
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[19:42:11] <Simon>   PKApe, you havn't killed enough blue suits for this week, therefore increase your blue suit kill count or continue to be called RPer
Title: Re: Epic Quotes
Post by: John.Metzger on June 01, 2012, 10:17:28 pm
<avv>   i just realized youre all polish
<avv>   lol why are you speaking english?
Title: Re: Epic Quotes
Post by: Lizard on June 13, 2012, 03:58:40 pm
About 2238.

Some much cool it's freezing.

First.
Title: Re: Epic Quotes
Post by: JovankaB on June 18, 2012, 12:58:07 pm
I failed, i usually don't fail. That's because nobody of importance is reading this forum once in a month.
Title: Re: Epic Quotes
Post by: Graf on June 18, 2012, 07:08:33 pm
blatantly bombarding every post with a question that includes "When" or "How long" with the answer SOON(tm) is old and by that I can easily tell you are very easily affected by crowd, therefore, you dream for an iPhone/iPad or any other Apple product (if you don't have one already) and you generally become extremely stereotypical which of course then leads to you and other million people that are inhabitants of this planet (presuming you do live on Earth) are comparable to retards.

I would have signed up under every word here.
Title: Re: Epic Quotes
Post by: falloutdude on June 26, 2012, 10:44:31 pm
:( what a waste of money
you could buy yourself a pizza, and enjoy much much more than playing this shit made by potatoes
Title: Re: Epic Quotes
Post by: John.Metzger on June 27, 2012, 11:00:20 am
Game is free, no one pays for this, complaining about this game is like being invited into someone's house and then throwing coffee at the host's face because the coffee wasn't like you wanted to.
Title: Re: Epic Quotes
Post by: Cyber Jesus on June 27, 2012, 03:07:26 pm
Lexx, who does literally nothing, only block every great idea for map or other suggestion.
Ghosthack, who made this TC system. He wasnt online for more like 5 months. And other scripters are too afraid to change his stuff. Or they are not alowed to.
Solar, who is a good scripter, but he also dont give a shit, because he has no decision-making rights. He only can do what others like lexx tell him. And they are not allowing him to do nearly anything.
Scypior is dead no?
General knowledge about Devs
Title: Re: Epic Quotes
Post by: Mike Crosser on June 28, 2012, 10:03:40 am
2238 is a social experiment, developers are actually taking notes of our behaviour. Test-subjects rather than testers.
The truth about fonline 2238
Title: Re: Epic Quotes
Post by: John.Metzger on June 29, 2012, 12:50:41 am
THIS is FALLOUT, not your own goofy really really shitty isometric laggy pvp simulator even if you use it as such!
...
If fonline dies completely i think we should mass migrate on to hello kitty servers and start complaining in their forums about tc being shit.
...
There are ways that can make a dudes voice sound girly
Title: Re: Epic Quotes
Post by: DocAN. on July 07, 2012, 10:11:32 am
wtf i dont is friend grim !!!!
Title: Re: Epic Quotes
Post by: Wichura on July 08, 2012, 11:37:26 pm
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[23:33:38] <gr1m> well guys i still hate you all but i officially quit i hope you all get pkd and base raped or get hit by a car irl because most of you deserve it, I would give away all my stuff but some stupid faggot kickass got it all so good luck all, time is a valuable thing and i just can't afford wasting any more time with this game, hope you all die in hell -gr1m
Title: Re: Epic Quotes
Post by: T-888 on July 09, 2012, 12:25:24 am
(http://img580.imageshack.us/img580/2944/lexxsaid.png) (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/580/lexxsaid.png/)

Nice? What's nice in 16 hexes, one tent and junktown-guard lookalike surrounded by water? Is that best map ever you call it nice? Or wtf? Stop making that randomness updates, start doing something with tc. Its fakin bugged. And Reno fights can get boring in no time.
Oh well, and you played bingo with ya fellas when is it gonna start? Good time spending, really. But you know what? TC is still faking bugged!
Title: Re: Epic Quotes
Post by: Crazy on July 17, 2012, 07:08:14 pm
There is no exploit , there is strategy
There is no bug, there is feature
There is no cheating, there is knowledge
There is no death, there is respawn.

Most Players embrace the Code, that the Lag be with you ; )
Title: Re: Epic Quotes
Post by: avv on July 20, 2012, 01:40:31 am
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<[GE]Ben_Gorgon> actually not particularly interested in playing, they destroyed crafting so nothing I consider fun
Title: Re: Epic Quotes
Post by: Eternauta on July 27, 2012, 07:07:26 pm
Wouldn't it be good to have the ability to end your life whenever you please? I certainly think so.
Title: Re: Epic Quotes
Post by: avv on July 29, 2012, 08:30:46 pm
Hejmr excusing the use of slaves in pvp.

<hejmr> slaves wanted to do preview
<hejmr> but misclicked
<hejmr> sorry
Title: Re: Epic Quotes
Post by: Wichura on August 07, 2012, 05:05:15 pm
High AC builds are easy to kill, mine dies all the time at 20 hex with 220. You're just some n00b someone trained to pvp, respect your elders bitch.
Title: Re: Epic Quotes
Post by: Eternauta on August 07, 2012, 08:50:58 pm
Not for the lulz but still worth keeping here imo.

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<@JovankaB> things made by GMs are like castles made of sand. you build something then it gets destroyed. I prefer to make less impressive things but things that will stay
Title: Re: Epic Quotes
Post by: Michaelh139 on August 10, 2012, 04:41:53 pm
<Guilherme> I go make homework
<Guilherme> :D
<+MickDick> you say it like it's a bowel movement.
<+[TSAR]Leim> teacher makes you homeworks "whats this shit". yup it kinda is
Title: Re: Epic Quotes
Post by: Guilherme on August 10, 2012, 04:47:31 pm
<Guilherme> I go make homework
<Guilherme> :D
<+MickDick> you say it like it's a bowel movement.
<+[TSAR]Leim> teacher makes you homeworks "whats this shit". yup it kinda is

I almost know more than my teacher.
Title: Re: Epic Quotes
Post by: Wipe on August 11, 2012, 02:36:08 am
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02:34 <@Surf_Solar> I am IRC jesus, dying for others sins
Title: Re: Epic Quotes
Post by: TKs-KaBoom on August 11, 2012, 02:55:37 am
I almost know more than my teacher.

Great then someday you can teach a bunch of egotistical smart ass kids that think they know more than you :)
No lack of self esteem here!
Title: Re: Epic Quotes
Post by: Perteks on August 11, 2012, 01:14:28 pm
what i noticed on 2238 is that devs are able to nerf things that even dont exist ;)
Title: Re: Epic Quotes
Post by: Guilherme on August 11, 2012, 06:15:39 pm
Great then someday you can teach a bunch of egotistical smart ass kids that think they know more than you :)
No lack of self esteem here!

Believe me , my teacher trust that Australia is european country.
Title: Re: Epic Quotes
Post by: Mike Crosser on August 11, 2012, 08:43:32 pm
Believe me , my teacher trust that Australia is european country.
(http://tinyurl.com/bl83ztf)

Title: Re: Epic Quotes
Post by: Andr3aZ on August 13, 2012, 01:08:20 pm
just remembered that one part of fallout 2 intro (were the family holding hands was coming out of the vault only to meet MDK i mean the enclave and get miniguned to dead O YEAH and another point) them family members were fucking blue suits lol and the MDK i mean Enclave had on power armor and mini guns.

just found this. sorry if it has been posted already
Title: Re: Epic Quotes
Post by: Wiktor_pl on August 16, 2012, 12:51:56 am
Please character the drugs: cigarettes, Nuka-cola, Jet, buffout. Not know much about that. :-\
Cigs are like"h'pffff", Nuka is like "glo-glo-glo", Jet is like "Aiiiiheee" and Buffout is like "Arghhh"
Title: Re: Epic Quotes
Post by: Wichura on August 17, 2012, 07:20:18 am
I think there is a cooldown on how often you can get a shovel.

Finally! A use for Animal Friend (http://fallout.wikia.com/wiki/Animal_Friend)!

The Perk that lets you shovel shit in peace!
Title: Re: Epic Quotes
Post by: Cyber Jesus on August 23, 2012, 03:19:25 pm
I want to change the way brahmin react to make shit shoveling more tactical.
Title: Re: Epic Quotes
Post by: Wire on August 25, 2012, 11:33:34 pm
It's more of a speech, but will do.
Code: [Select]
[01:15:56] <avv> fonline is pretty much like fallout 2 online
[01:15:58] <avv> good rp
[01:16:02] <avv> great quests
[01:16:04] <dimko> though one thing which was really out of fallout - ability to craft items
[01:16:16] <avv> excellent crafting
[01:16:20] <avv> immersive gameplay
[01:16:22] <dimko> and from first impressions you can craft shit yourself
[01:16:32] <avv> friendly players
[01:16:34] <dimko> which i love already
[01:16:44] <dimko> nice irc channel too :p
[01:16:55] <dimko> do we have any devs here btw?
[01:18:06] <avv> not atm they are working hard
[01:18:16] <avv> sometimes they come here and ask us suggestions directly and implement them
[01:18:31] <avv> we might point out some bugs and they get fixed instantly
[01:18:46] <dimko> also, i am native russian speaker
[01:18:48] <avv> our devs are very open to suggestions
[01:18:52] <avv> and playerbase loves russians
[01:20:14] <avv> wire is a gm, he can give you starting items on request
Title: Re: Epic Quotes
Post by: Horatio on August 26, 2012, 12:34:33 am
That sent me in a 5-Minute laughing fit.  ;D
Title: Re: Epic Quotes
Post by: Crazy on August 26, 2012, 12:42:23 am
avv is such a troll  ;D
Title: Re: Epic Quotes
Post by: T-888 on August 28, 2012, 03:31:24 pm
I've got no style, I'm a professional ...
... I fuck little kittens.
Title: Re: Epic Quotes
Post by: Kilgore on September 25, 2012, 12:05:02 am
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<[SOT]T-eight> jovanka, who are you to judge what is fair or not? You don't even PvP.

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<@JovankaB> who knows maybe more player will be willing to play game where you dont have to fight cheaters
<[SOT]T-eight> bullshit

Genius :D
Title: Re: Epic Quotes
Post by: Wipe on September 30, 2012, 11:25:11 am
Quote from: IRC
23:35 < avv> spaps after thousand onehexes do you feel any better?
23:35 < avv> was it worth it?
23:35 < [BBS]Spafks> ofc i do
23:35 < avv> dont lie to me
23:36 < [BBS]Spafks> It raises my ego each time
23:36 < avv> when theres nothing to do you watch the walls with glazed eyes and wonder why you do it
23:36 < avv> in reality you just want to travel far away
23:36 < avv> and leave everything behind
23:36 < [BBS]Spafks> what? ;d
23:36 < avv> you onehex to forget
23:36 < avv> youre escapist
23:37 < avv> onehexing is the only way to escape the unpleasant thoughts
23:37 < avv> dude just let go
23:37 < [BBS]Spafks> if you say so...
Title: Re: Epic Quotes
Post by: Mr Feltzer on September 30, 2012, 02:48:11 pm
It's more of a speech, but will do.
Code: [Select]
[01:15:56] <avv> fonline is pretty much like fallout 2 online
[01:15:58] <avv> good rp
[01:16:02] <avv> great quests
[01:16:04] <dimko> though one thing which was really out of fallout - ability to craft items
[01:16:16] <avv> excellent crafting
[01:16:20] <avv> immersive gameplay
[01:16:22] <dimko> and from first impressions you can craft shit yourself
[01:16:32] <avv> friendly players
[01:16:34] <dimko> which i love already
[01:16:44] <dimko> nice irc channel too :p
[01:16:55] <dimko> do we have any devs here btw?
[01:18:06] <avv> not atm they are working hard
[01:18:16] <avv> sometimes they come here and ask us suggestions directly and implement them
[01:18:31] <avv> we might point out some bugs and they get fixed instantly
[01:18:46] <dimko> also, i am native russian speaker
[01:18:48] <avv> our devs are very open to suggestions
[01:18:52] <avv> and playerbase loves russians
[01:20:14] <avv> wire is a gm, he can give you starting items on request

(http://i0.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/009/217/1912-so-much-win.jpg)
Title: Re: Epic Quotes
Post by: Wichura on September 30, 2012, 05:59:44 pm
make few updates and again most of them will be happy and they will share their mom`s money on this serv
Title: Re: Epic Quotes
Post by: Cyber Jesus on September 30, 2012, 09:09:42 pm
Angry player: "&@#&*#&*@ you lexx don't work, bla bla bla!"
Lexx: "da fuk? Eat banana!"
End of story.

Mess with SoT, die like a bot.
Title: Re: Epic Quotes
Post by: avv on October 11, 2012, 10:18:28 pm
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<Besmrtnik> I saw bbs in reno now
<Besmrtnik> enumi in 2nd
<Manero> im busy with irc
Title: Re: Epic Quotes
Post by: Perteks on October 13, 2012, 03:33:40 pm
Just made a best-of with T-shitshitshit most imba interventions I remembered, that's all dear Jovanka. I didn't change honey, that's this nice atmosphere which corrupts us all. Waiting for next step, when some guy will threat the others with law, justice and trials stuff. I remember a guy who did it already in the past. His name was Zozio I think, some random guy who played in Amboy Dukes. We're going right in that direction, don't you think ?
And
Since I don't remember myself trying to taunt people all over forums and trying to prove that I'm always right, I can return you this nice formula :
Calm down.
Shangalar true level of verbal destroying (lul)
Title: Re: Epic Quotes
Post by: Hololasima on October 13, 2012, 03:59:31 pm
Thats really epic quote Perteks, REALLY epic ... (lul)
Title: Re: Epic Quotes
Post by: Shangalar on October 13, 2012, 09:03:11 pm
One day u will met someone who will slap u in the face !

I rly hope i will be this guy !

Buahahaha, RAGE MOAR !
Title: Re: Epic Quotes
Post by: avv on October 13, 2012, 09:39:48 pm
Please, abandon pvp. Start making quests !
Title: Re: Epic Quotes
Post by: Rage master on October 14, 2012, 07:04:47 am
"Posted by: Wipe
Quote from: T-888
One of the forum rules starts like this.
4. Make sense.

Wipe reply:
It's not always enforced, you should know best."
Title: Re: Epic Quotes
Post by: Shangalar on October 14, 2012, 12:28:55 pm
get a room you two

If you find me some adamantium condom...

(http://fak3r.com/wp-content/blogs.dir/12/files/challenge_accepted_Amazing_Feats_Fails_WIns_Lolz_and_A_Contest-s325x265-158648-535.png)
Title: Re: Epic Quotes
Post by: Jenova on October 18, 2012, 04:22:08 am
(https://i.imgur.com/m9oqZ.png)
Title: Re: Epic Quotes
Post by: avv on October 23, 2012, 09:51:56 pm
Intense irc pvp.

<Kelin> always it's time for excuses
<TOUCHSPAD> yes, especially you should know much about excuses :D
<Kelin> not as much as you know about trolling :]
Title: Re: Epic Quotes
Post by: Andr3aZ on October 24, 2012, 11:37:02 am
Apparently there is a strong gravitational field close to the Brandenburger Tor, which results in a slowdown of time in Berlin (10 minutes of time are compressed to only 8,5 minutes, with the remaining 1,5 minutes being the accumilated lag). Possibly a black hole. Our guess is, that someone uncovered the third reich wunderwaffe and accidentally set it off, thus all our problems can be traced to Hitler. After our very own Atom gained a few hours of sleep, he will try to defeat Hitler and the lag should be gone.
Title: Re: Epic Quotes
Post by: Cyber Jesus on October 28, 2012, 02:50:06 pm
I tried to smoke tea and crushed (polo) mints at one point.
Title: Re: Epic Quotes
Post by: avv on October 30, 2012, 11:30:33 pm
IRC conversation about books.

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<Balthasar> Im a really big fan of P.K. Dick
Title: Re: Epic Quotes
Post by: Mike Crosser on November 21, 2012, 06:56:44 pm
One week, the BBS won SoT the first in they life, they all celebrated on forum with other peoples. And everything was back to his place. BBS lost so much that it is impossible to describe.
I really thought that you were winning SoT. No, it's just one point.
I spreh anglesh. I love sprehing anglesh. Anglesh is not my papa tonge.
Title: Re: Epic Quotes
Post by: T-888 on November 25, 2012, 01:17:56 am
1 Man banned 4 waves killed.
Title: Re: Epic Quotes
Post by: JovankaB on November 25, 2012, 03:24:00 pm
How about the +5 ego cap of the pompous fool.
Obtainable only from TC chest.
Title: Re: Epic Quotes
Post by: Mike Crosser on November 25, 2012, 07:13:21 pm
Show me where the bad bluesuit touched you avv.
Title: Re: Epic Quotes
Post by: Andr3aZ on November 30, 2012, 02:48:09 pm
There was, in my tent, with a 100/100 PA helmet, but jovanka raped the tent and stole it  :'(
if you make a circle of xander roots around the tent gms cannot cross the barrier unless you invite them in
Title: Re: Epic Quotes
Post by: T-888 on December 09, 2012, 12:13:01 am
Games GOOD!

-no cool down for mine A+
......1,000,000 awsome.

-less CD for respawn A+ 1000, 0000... Badass greatness like theoretical JC.
<3
CHEERS!!!!
great game.

A+ worth of epic quote.
Title: Re: Epic Quotes
Post by: Wipe on December 09, 2012, 01:21:12 am
A+ worth of epic quote.

Only after translation...
Title: Re: Epic Quotes
Post by: Cyber Jesus on December 09, 2012, 06:38:41 pm
Quote from:  ink=topic=11940.msg229529#msg229529 date=1355012472
<CiepleTrzaPic> I'M A KOREAN    SON OF A BITCH AMERICAN    AMERICAN IS PIG    DO YOU WANT A HAMBURGER?    DO YOU WANT A PIZZA?    AMERICAN IS PIG DISGUSTING    GEORGE WALKER BUSH IS A MURDERER    FUCKING U.S.A
Looks like the drama queen started to troll irc
Title: Re: Epic Quotes
Post by: avv on December 11, 2012, 07:11:16 pm
boatshift, I officially accept you to my gang. I'm the leader of Crazy88.
Title: Re: Epic Quotes
Post by: headshot on December 12, 2012, 02:49:52 pm
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I'm still playing FOnline, farming and killing players
Today in NCR... don't remember the nickname, what a pity...
Title: Re: Epic Quotes
Post by: Kilgore on December 13, 2012, 08:45:04 pm
Lemme present you a high-quality brick of text that no one will ever read or care about =]

Title: Re: Epic Quotes
Post by: Wipe on December 14, 2012, 04:11:00 pm
Sometimes I think that the forum is more harsh than the game itself.
Title: Re: Epic Quotes
Post by: T-888 on December 16, 2012, 05:31:03 pm
Don't let the North Korean moderators distract you ...

;D this is pretty good.
Title: Re: Epic Quotes
Post by: avv on December 20, 2012, 07:17:37 pm
This wins the best post of the year 2012 award.

xD
XDXDXDXDDXDXDXXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXD


Yo mods are you even reading the forum?

Guys 2 words GG

My sig


 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Epic Quotes
Post by: brad smalls on December 24, 2012, 12:14:11 am
[10:00] <Kelin> tell me more about unicorns
[10:00] <BradSmalls> ok
[10:00] <BradSmalls> they are about as common as a hawks victory
[10:00] <Kelin> that hurt
Title: Re: Epic Quotes
Post by: Mr Feltzer on December 25, 2012, 12:26:48 am

Quote from: Feltzer
I was indie before its cool.
Indies are trying to be different,
Im not trying to make waves. Im trying to make bank
Title: Re: Epic Quotes
Post by: Mike Crosser on December 25, 2012, 12:03:23 pm
jebus, what is this dark sorcery and nerd talk about?
Title: Re: Epic Quotes
Post by: DocAN. on December 30, 2012, 01:34:00 am
I know why the server keeps lagging, it's because T-888 constantly keeps leaving walls of texts everywhere. Ban T-888!
Title: Re: Epic Quotes
Post by: brad smalls on January 16, 2013, 12:17:56 pm
[21:15] <ronillon> hi, please can someone suggest an interface mod, that does not crash in fullscreen?
[21:17] <@Nexxos> default
[21:19] <ronillon> that is not actually a mod though
[21:19] <ronillon> but thanks for the response
Title: Re: Epic Quotes
Post by: Gob on January 21, 2013, 01:32:21 pm
Why are you teaching other devs what to do with their server?? This topic is for other FOnline engine based games and I'm here to learn about new FOnline servers. Lexx is a troll please ban this guy
Title: Re: Epic Quotes
Post by: Enzotainment on February 03, 2013, 02:01:22 am
Topic about verification questions presuming knowledge of fallout 1 and 2:

wat if someone never played fallouts  ::)

Then we would either have an early ragequitter who wouldn't colaborate much in the first place or a normal human being who knows how to use Google.

Duno if it's epic, but I certainly liked it  ::)
Title: Re: Epic Quotes
Post by: Kanly on February 04, 2013, 08:40:40 pm
Quote
from Bruja , topic : Madness! (general game discussion)

Maybe if we murder enough NCR idlers there will be more room in the server for our FR waves.
Title: Re: Epic Quotes
Post by: Dark. on February 06, 2013, 10:00:17 pm
Let's start making FOnline realistic by pluging a wire directly connected in the into CPU and straight into each player's skull, if their chars die in-game then the wire will send magnetic waves through the cable directly into our skulls, that will make our brains enter in combustion and instantly explode.


Is that enough realism inside a 2D isometric shooter from 1990 for you?

Had to put it here.
Title: Re: Epic Quotes
Post by: Perteks on February 11, 2013, 07:02:39 pm
I will personaly give 100€ to a guy who literally read all what t-888 wrote in this forum from begin. If you use all his bricks of text you can easly build second great chinesee wall.
Anyway anybody read triplenab bullshits?
Title: Re: Epic Quotes
Post by: maszrum on February 11, 2013, 07:13:04 pm
Quote from: T888
http://fodev.net/forum/index.php?action=profile;area=showposts;sa=messages;u=5972

Look at those posts, the guy isn't capable of expressing any larger thought, few sentences at a time and like half of them the answer to everything is "butthurt", "more rage" and utterly useless garbage like that mixed with pictures and "didn't read lol" videos.

I can officially state that the guy is brain dead and a victim of today's high information environment called internet which has degraded his cognitive functions.
Title: Re: Epic Quotes
Post by: Mike Crosser on February 14, 2013, 12:44:29 pm
Quote from: Wipe
I hear its amazing when the famous purple stuffed worm in flap-jaw space with the tuning fork does a raw blink on Hari Kiri Rock.
I need scissors! 61!
Title: Re: Donations needed
Post by: delphius on February 18, 2013, 09:10:49 pm
Oh my god, this is not some america yankee donkeyy, we are from post apocaliptic EAST in fucking europe, understand blyad???

i had to screenshot this unforgettable quote. i love broken english and equal rights for ghouls! you rock, Hololasima.
Title: Re: Epic Quotes
Post by: Dark. on February 24, 2013, 04:22:54 pm
[16:20:32] <[C88]Dark> Is there anyone who collects rare items?
[16:21:19] <Klot-afk> for most here that would be vaginas


I lol'd.
Title: Re: Epic Quotes
Post by: Mike Crosser on March 01, 2013, 02:39:33 pm
And can I sell me gauss pistols?
I lol'd
Title: Re: Epic Quotes
Post by: Brujah on March 06, 2013, 06:31:52 am
Meanwhile in the #thelastlight:

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Spotty   brb, gonna go paint for a few mins
[C88]Brujah   Spotty... You... Paint?
Spotty   yeah, my fence, 1 color
Title: Re: Epic Quotes
Post by: T-888 on March 09, 2013, 10:53:19 pm
Or I have to change it somewere else? I'm asking because I started a game and I dont see anyone in game.
Title: Re: Epic Quotes
Post by: the underground on March 22, 2013, 07:20:50 am
I remember a quote not from here but.......

When in doubt empty the clip. And add a couple " F*** YOU!" rounds.
Well something like that........
Title: Re: Epic Quotes
Post by: JovankaB on March 22, 2013, 05:54:09 pm
cookies are worthless btw.

2 minutes later in 3 cookies auction...

7k
Title: Re: Epic Quotes
Post by: Rascal on March 23, 2013, 10:27:54 pm
Jovanka:
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He had his 5 minutes of fun (...) that wasn't supposed to happen.

(http://m.chanarchive.org/content/24_an/1040812/1312290772875s.jpg)
Title: Re: Epic Quotes
Post by: Spotty on March 27, 2013, 11:53:42 pm
Beware the SWORM! Its coming for all of us!
I would like you to prove that we are dobzi but I do not like. Is  sworm! And my people are not sticks in the 4-5 for 15 people; c
Title: Re: Epic Quotes
Post by: Cyber Jesus on March 29, 2013, 09:00:33 pm
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<+avv> im allied with spiders. i give them warmth in my armpits and norstrils. in exchange they bring me dead flies as lunch
<+avv> no need to go to fridge
Title: Re: Epic Quotes
Post by: BenKain on March 31, 2013, 12:18:21 pm
Another, meanwhile in TLL

[06:16.57] <@[C88]Brujah> Beaches.

[06:17.05] <@[C88]Brujah> Beaches make Bitches shave.
Title: Re: Epic Quotes
Post by: Wichura on April 07, 2013, 10:17:28 am
Your feedback was a bunch of completely pointless bullshits, but thanks anyway.
Made me laugh. So true.
Title: Re: Epic Quotes
Post by: avv on April 09, 2013, 10:50:15 pm
Wichuras's basedealings of misfortune in tlamkii.

Spacious cave. 55k in Klamath, more in elsewhere.
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Title: Re: Epic Quotes
Post by: Kilgore on April 17, 2013, 10:09:51 am
Yeah I was just looking in the wrong places, I was way too far north.
I actually like the server population size, it seems pretty fitting to the fallout atmosphere.

Another gem
Title: Re: Epic Quotes
Post by: MRtrader on April 17, 2013, 10:28:02 pm
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Section 8, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on BBS and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire NCR armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the NCR and your alt is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in PvP combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Brotherhood of Steel and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

yeah! EDIT: (ok not really within definition of quote but hey it thought it was cool ...)
Title: Re: Epic Quotes
Post by: Gimper on April 25, 2013, 05:44:29 pm
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This game is playing with my soul like a chew toy
This quote is from anonymous.
Title: Re: Epic Quotes
Post by: Michaelh139 on May 03, 2013, 09:39:01 pm
LagMaster, if you are interested in changes in the game, the easiest way to browse changelogs
is probably this page: http://fo2238.fodev.net/changelog/
Those are autopsy reports.

True or not I laughed my ass off.
Title: Re: Epic Quotes
Post by: intruders on June 23, 2013, 04:56:47 am
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[13:58] <Turd_Fergerson> one day peole will stop playing fallout mcdoc
[13:58] <Turd_Fergerson> and you will realise that you are an old fat virgin
[13:58] <Turd_Fergerson> with a wasted youth
[14:00] <blasma> ur momma
[14:00] <Turd_Fergerson> was a pure woman
[14:00] <blasma> ur momma
[14:00] <blasma> ur momma
[14:00] <blasma> ur momma
Title: Re: Epic Quotes
Post by: Jenova on June 23, 2013, 10:23:40 pm
Great game. I will miss it. Thanks to all who made this game so good. My team says goodbye:

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Multilog as it's best.
Title: Re: Epic Quotes
Post by: Mike Crosser on June 23, 2013, 10:59:07 pm
Multilog Autism at it's best.
Title: Re: Epic Quotes
Post by: Marko on June 24, 2013, 04:06:36 am
Multilog as it's best.

Nope, i never multi-logged. Not even once. Notice all those are in "OFF" mode except for one. I never used proxies or a custom GUI either.
Title: Re: Epic Quotes
Post by: Jenova on June 24, 2013, 10:56:37 am
Nope, i never multi-logged. Not even once. Notice all those are in "OFF" mode except for one. I never used proxies or a custom GUI either.
I know but it just looks great.  :)
Title: Re: Epic Quotes
Post by: BLDYMSS on June 26, 2013, 12:40:25 pm
Besides every idiot knows that taking advice on the internet is like eating a piece of candy that a creepy man gave you in a dark alley.
Great analogy, made my first smile of today :)