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[brad smalls]

one of the many funny things was me and my pwn faction (3 people) were shoping in bh. We use skype to talk to each other then my grandma calls me. I am in the shop talking to my grandma my freinds are getting pked and i rejoin the confrence call their like my metel aremor nooo. so i run in that hole in the back room of the genrel store. wait a while then leave then i was about to go back to the tent then you have encounted ultdament raiders (ones with the assult rile) with a car behind me point blank you were hit for 50 then 60 and was killed.....

you got anyother funny stuff not like i pked this guy with my minigun in the den and i loled like i pked this guy in combat armor with little girls with nades

[Mr Feltzer]

Really Fail Grammer.

(On Topic: Yeah that was Bloody Funny xD Good Times )

[avv]

I encountered an armed man in the wasteland. We stood few steps away staring at each other. I was ready to burst him and he prolly was ready to do the same. After a moment we just both walked in opposite directions without saying a word.

[Imprezobus]

that wasnt funny avv, that was just pure and perfect fallouty

[Surf]

that wasnt funny avv, that was just pure and perfect fallouty

So you want more "fun" stuff like "omg I went there and pwned all, omg I am so strong, tat was funney" ?

[avv]

that wasnt funny avv, that was just pure and perfect fallouty

It wasn't funny like clowns but it was funny in terms of unexpectedness and coolness.

[Quentin Lang]

Using rockets is always fun. Especially when you blow up something unexcpected, like a invisible sneaker next to your actual target.
Also, when you're grinding xp on centaurs-floaters-aliens with someone, its hillarious when the creeps hit your friend in the legs and cripple them. Especially if neither of you is a doctor.

[RavenousRat]

hit your friend in the legs and cripple them. Especially if neither of you is a doctor.

I was at orange (yellow) circle near NCR by my unarmed troll.
Damn PK in CA/BA crippled my bother legs with laser pistol, left me only 10 HP, I was moving 2 hexes per turn shouting "BRRRAAAIINS" and even punched two of them some time, I was asking them to kill me, but everytime they refused, then I tried to loot some bodies of dead blusuiters, but they were faster and picked up everything before I crawled there. I had alot chances to punch them into hands (because walking around to face for eye punch them will consume all APs), but unforutunately I only doped thier weapon and had no APs to pick up T_T Whatever I found 10mm pistol laying on the ground after another poor victim, picked it up, then shouted that I'll kill them all, hopefully they believed (but I had only 1 PE, pistol had only 2 or 3 bullets and 45% SG skill....) so they killed me and I was happy.

[Lordus]

 It was in second era, i think, dual loging was not so prosecuted at that time.

 I leveled up my new char and i used a  taxi/medic/barter to support him. Every time i parked this taxi to the corner of the map, so he was not visible to critters ,then i started to kill scorpions. In one ecnouter, i had badluck, because somebody else entered the location. I sayed hello to him, but he started to shoot me. After few bullet exchange party, i was on ground with some minus HP, but i was not dead. He came to me and write some bull...ts and he laughed. I that moment, i ran with my medic to my body, i used FA, i stood up and i killed him with my new character. That was funny..

[JakeTiDe]

After making my first 100k caps, I let myself spend a little. Went to Hub, to big gun seller (jacob or something), and bought BoS (!)(yes, he sometimes have BoS or other CAs) armor, avenger, some ammo. I am 'low hp' biggunner on mid level so I was kinda afraid of PK. My tent is 2 'squares' from hub, so I headed there as usual. Boom, random encounter. 3 BGs with loads of hp and bos/avengers. I thought "I'm fucked." But they've said "another bigguner? good for you, we only pk nonbigguners and bluesuits". Back on world map, going to tent. Boom, another random. Scorpions. Burst, burst, burst (I didn't care about ammo, 5mm jhps are so cheap ). I was ready to exit that map when sniper came from nowhere. One minute of silence. Neither of us moved. Then we just walk away. I was close enough to burst him to dead, and he was far enough to headshot me to death. Back on world map. Second away from tent another random (ffs..). Pk naders. 2 of them. Loads of hp and metal mk2 armors. Run away mode on. I run with 2 hp.

That wasn't funniest, it was rather 'most annoying/scary'

This screeny is funny though (if you get it xP) :


Or the NCR guards runing to kill some pk (click to enlarge) (actually it's not so cool since it could lead to easy exploit ;P)

[Quentin Lang]

 
I swear this is not fake or intended. It happened about 50 minutes ago. Me with two mates were attempting an operation with dynamites... Just see it yourselves:

VuIture: lets wait for milk
21:03:56 • iEatSmurfs: 5 more secs
21:03:59 • Vulture: use the dynamite
21:04:00 • Vulture: so your
21:04:05 • Vulture: time window appears
21:04:05 • WorkingGirl: wait
21:04:08 • Vulture: i know
21:04:11 • iEatSmurfs: wait
21:04:12 • Vulture: you wont set it off yet lol
21:04:14 • WorkingGirl: where do i use it
21:04:16 • iEatSmurfs: ill tell u when you can start
21:04:20 • WorkingGirl: aaaa
21:04:20 • Vulture: i
21:04:24 • WorkingGirl: im confused
21:04:28 • Vulture: left click on dynamite
21:04:29 • Vulture: hand icon
21:04:33 • Vulture: now put the timer
21:04:34 • iEatSmurfs: im rdy
21:04:35 • Vulture: on 1 minute
21:04:37 • Vulture: 1 MINUTE
21:04:39 • Vulture: DONT PRESS GO YET
21:04:46 • Vulture: JUST PUT IT ON ONE MINUTE AND BE READY to press done
21:04:57 • Vulture: is the dynamite timer on 1 minute and not active?
21:05:02 • WorkingGirl was hit for 193 hit points and were killed.
21:05:02 • iEatSmurfs was hit for 193 hit points.
21:05:02 • You were hit for 193 hit points and were killed.
21:05:06 • iEatSmurfs: niceee
21:05:07 • Vulture: ...fucking...
21:05:09 • Vulture: ...idiot...
21:05:10 • WorkingGirl: ...aafs...
21:05:11 • WorkingGirl: ...asf...
21:05:11 • WorkingGirl: ...afs...
21:05:11 • WorkingGirl: ...af...
21:05:11 • Vulture: ...fucking dumbass...
21:05:15 • Vulture: ...you fucking retard...
21:05:18 • WorkingGirl: ...rofl...
21:05:20 • Vulture: ...idiot...
21:05:58 • Log saved.
21:17:02 • Screenshot saved.


That moment i was about to punch the monitor with fury of gods, but i simply couldnt - i was laughing too much to raise my hand...

[TuX]

I think that the majority of Fonliners remeber a particular time in January when the game we all love changed it's name to Foffline due to lack of donations to keep the server running. Well back in that dreadful time me and my two friends have managed to trick one of our gang mates to believe that Fonline will be permanently Pay to Play. In the sense that those who play will have certain advantages over those who don't contribute, such as faster exp, no lvl cap, slower critters in real time and so on. He was so pissed off that he rage quited from IRC, and returned after a couple of days.

[jan0s1k]

the funniest thing - before wipe time when fridges was flyed on new reno
second funniest is tardis and when I lockpick it all map discovered xD

[brad smalls]

well i we have this person who we really hate in my faction (of 3 people) his name is bad boy i hate him more then the respawn points thing he killed me when i got my first sniper whaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[Moo]

Since Broken Hills is regularly populated by jackasses 24/7 with nothing else better to do, I take it upon myself to troll them as much as I possibly can, since I have no life.
Skillfully checking the town map, to see if they are camping the entrances. So far, my successful missions have been....

1. Linger around the entrances while shouting beastie boys lyrics. "Hey doc, what's the condition ? IMA MAN THAT'S ON A MISSION"
2. Sneak into Broken hills at 5am GMT, then put about 12 cow shits in the middle of the south west ends courtyard.
3. My other char has 200+hp, so at one point I let someone with a minigun do 6 sprays at me, cos he sucked,  especially with high fa, when I finally died I said "ALWAYS USE PROTECTION" *I was carrying condoms at the time*, poor guy wasted so much AP ammo.
4. Run around screaming lololololo with 301% sneak at night.
5. I ran in once, not carrying anything knowing I don't want to give them anything if I die, top right of BH, sneak peak around the corner, 2 guys waiting there, so I head back to the north east exit, I run past some guy in a CLJ carrying a sniper rifle probably, I quickly say "They want more ammo", he says "k", a few meters later, stops, and sorta goes "Hey, wait a minute.."..
6. Take 3 plasma grenades to the face while running, around a grenadier in a circle, live and walk straight out.
7. disguise myself during a town take over, wearing a combat armour and using a plasma rifle, they didn't notice till I was sneaking out, made it out anyways.
8. Left a few cow shits in a smilie face formation outside the mine.
9. Hide inside the building outside the mine entrance, someone enters, killed them with a sledgehammer, I shout "I GOT THE FLAG", unfortunately I had the pleasure of being minigunned for 200 out of god damn nowhere.
10. No one has replied to my super secret radio channel that I left there :<
11. Run around shouting lolololo (Very effective when there's only a couple of guards, Sir Hubertus the asshole in particular), If there's only a couple, they have to run around from exit to exit, it gets super funny when you leave them condoms.