1. Your friends and family only see you if the server is down
2. When you meet someone new you don't ask for his name, but press F6
3. You always carry some ammo in your pocket
4. When in crowded area you have an urge to type '.s Vedoras is the king of wasteland!'
5. You constantly look nervously around for PKers everywhere you go
6. You wander why your girlfriend doesn't have a 'qute slave' description when you look at her
7. You wander why theres no workbench in your kitchen
8. When youre making a sandwich you use your fix-boy to combine 2xbread, 1xbutter, 1xchease, 2xham and a recipe book
9. When you go out for a beer you steal booze from everybody to make napalm
10. After you make something you have a 20 minute cooldown
11.When you miss your bus you stand at the bus stop and scream 'GM ABUSE!'
12. When you see a pretty girl you think 'damn, wheres my mentats?!'
13. When you look at someone, you wander how many hp's he's got
14. Your casual clothes are leather jackets
15. Your pretty clothes are made of metal
16. You cant have you hair cut other than short or hippy-like
17. You don't sit- you stand close to a chair
18. When its raining you expect a wipe
19. When you expect a wipe, you gather all your things near a crowded area, and run around it shouting 'the end is near!' and waiting for someone to start shooting
20. You collect all kinds of rocks and wander where can you refine them
21. You always wear a blue suit and consider yourself naked when wearing only that
22. You can't swim cause theres no animation for it
23. You don't leave your house without a hammer
24. Your house is a tent
25. You can't understand why people are calling Izual their god and go to those big buildings (prabobly swarming with PKers) and pray to him, when they could just type '+requesthelp'
26. Your dog has 17hps
27. Your dad has a green shirt and he's bald
28. Your mom has a brown shirt, a yelow skirt and she's blonde
29. All the mom's and dad's around the world(server) looks the same
30. You smoke cigarettes for PE not because you like it
31. You stand few meters away from everybody to avoid being bombed
32. You count meters to hexes
33. You kill all the cows you see.
34. Dogs too.
35. The only explanation for your bad grades at school is 'not enough science skill'
36. You order everyone to tag you when leaving a building
37. You look for a '+' button at night, cause you cant see in the dark
38. When you encounter a large group of men you suspect they are Russians
39. When you encounter Russians you just start waiting for your Replication cooldown to show up
40.When you lie down- you can only whisper
Feel free to add any other evidence and have fun fellow addicts