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[LagMaster]

81.you like blue suits,sometimes whit a big 13 on the back

[Mr Feltzer]

82. Whenever you see a Russian you Scream "PKER!!"
83. You wish you had a Sentry bot
84. You Always Attack for the Eyes.
85. You Wear Protective Goggles Everywhere you go. 

[LagMaster]

86.you wach a cow and ask "why is not brown?"and/or"where is the second head?"
87.when you wish to use something,you try to tickle the ite./storage place.

[runboy93]

88. if you like books you read always "Guns and Bullets" magazine.

[LagMaster]

89.your pijamas are sky blue
90.you try to make advanced wepons out of junks and your broken computer
91.you can not  fuck,becoze you do not know how to use penis on female(penis not in inventory)

[Alvarez]

92. Your jogging gear is also skyblue.
93. Or it's your pajama.
94. You always jog Fallout-style, (legs high) when you're not walking.
95. With a sledgehammer.
96. Every day you go to the scrapyard to get electronic parts.
97. But people at purification plant won't give you chemicals.
98. You chopped up neigbours' plants for fibers and stole their apples.
99. You main event of the day is no-life time early at morning.
100.You curse FOnline and still keep playing.

[vilaz]

101. You are not afraid of any kind of death. Respawn will for sure spawn you in some safe pleace.
102. If you are long way from home, you want to try dying until it helps you come closer to safepleace.

[Izual]

103. Whenever someone talks about Russia, you think about FOnline.

[Surf]

104. Someone mentiones Arnold Schwarzenegger, you don't remind his films, no, you think of california.
105. You studied everything about radiation sickness and the diferent "levels" of it.
106. You'd like to travel to Tschernobyl.

[Crysis]

107. You try to mix fruit and wood to make rot gut.
108. When your walking around, you always stumble across encounters, Then you think ' Wonder if i need higher outdoorsman?!'

[jodwig]

109. When you leave home you say you are going for ores.
110. When your family (gang members) are arguing too much you say they suck and you are going to look for better faction.
111. Together with friends just for fun you test various weapon and ammo types on yourselves to check damage.
112. You hang out with your friends only to kill random people in towns, but you take only crap gear, because you are afraid of DA and NA.
113. You drink only Gamma Gulp beer.
114. Whenever you leave a place you ask people if they have Charisma or tagged Outdoorsman.
115. Whenever you die you say that was, because you missed with 95% chance to hit.
116. You would like to try one of those famous games which everyone mentions all the time (Counter Strike, Quake or The Sims), but in your world there aren't any games.
117. You love to kill people with bursts, because of nice death animation.

[Alvarez]

118: Your last words before you get shot by police are: GM ABUSE!

[vilaz]

119. You are thinking "Why he haven't splat to biliard pieces after my critical punch".
120. You are looking for the way of making new character, but you don't know why you can't exit to menu.
121. You are acting like bipolar person, becuse of changing alt's.
122. You would try to smash scorpion with bare hands!

[ShemsuHor]

123. When asked how much is human life worth to you, you ask to s specify the question to a concrete ammo type

[FischiPiSti]

85. You Wear Protective Goggles Everywhere you go.  

124. You have a hard time with prostate exams lately.............(Bending over has never been so hard before)
125. You got AIDS from all those used needles... And those damned stimpacks didnt even heal, even tho you followed all the steps from your fix-boy.
126. You ALLWAYS take 2 pills at a time when you have a headache.