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The Vodka factory in Moscow.

2 (11.1%)

Somewhere between Russia and Germany.

2 (11.1%)

New Orleans.

2 (11.1%)

The peaceful province of Somalia.

4 (22.2%)

Mayck's front yard.

8 (44.4%)

Total Members Voted: 18

[Brujah]

The Objectives of this mission:

-Make sure this game stays alive.
-Bring some justice into this cold, harsh and unforgivable lawless world (or just ice if you don't care about justice).
-Burn shit up for lulz
-???
-Profit.

What will we do?

The list of justice to be done to prevent this game from dying is far too long, but here are the main topics:

-Bring justice to the world (I'm pretty sure I alredy mentioned this one 30 seconds ago).
-Make sure we still have a reason to have an IRC client.
-Keep playing the only game that can make you happy or angry about some random event every 5 minutes.
-Burn random bystanders on the streets... For justice.
-Find out Jovanka's bra size.
-Buy weed in Amsterdam on the way to the riot's location.



How will we meet?

I have hired an imensenly professional team of scientists and researchers to solve such problem, they have tracked the most common locations 2238 players usually take shelter in, leading us to find out the most convenient locations to organize our riot, the team of researchers has found out that these are the best locations to choose from:

-The Vodka factory in Moscow.
-Somewhere between Russia and Germany.
-New Orleans.
-The peaceful province of Somalia.
-Mayck's front yard.

All these locations have been researched and checked throughly to ensure we won't have any issues such as resistance or problems with the law (or lack of), now all we have to do is choose a place to start the riot, there will be a poll there for you to vote on your favorite location soon, I just had the idea to make a poll now and I won't Ctrl+C Ctrl+V the entire plan on a new thread just to make a poll (actually I did).



Equipment:

You can bring whatever objects you desire to ensure our crusade's success, we, however, recomend these:

-Molotovs
-Spare tires
-Road block signs
-Mexicans with leaf blowers to block the roads
-A pen that shocks you whenever you press the button to click it
-Nokias... Lots of nokias, the older the better.
-Rideable Brahmisus for airstrikes.




What if this fails and we all die/go to jail?


My shit is legit, we're saving 2238 and no punishment shall reach us.

[Ganado]

inb4 deleted again

um but Somalia definitely.

I'll provide molotovs, maybe some holy hand grenades they keep under the altar at church.

[Spotty]

I voted New Orleans. That way Jovankab and Wipe can both feel free to do some flashing and we will complete submission to find Jovankabs bra size. Huzzah!

[BLDYMSS]

You can bring whatever objects you desire to ensure our crusade's success, we, however, recomend these:

-Molotovs
-Spare tires
-Road block signs
-Mexicans with leaf blowers to block the roads
-A pen that shocks you whenever you press the button to click it
-Nokias... Lots of nokias, the older the better.
-Rideable Brahmisus for airstrikes.

Don't forget the easy to obtain and very handy loose cobblestone rocks! Well.. if you have cobblestone streets around of course...

I vote somewhere between Russia and Germany, ideally Poland if that's possible 

[Merle]

Am I allowed to bring my cactus +3 to the battleground? It is my only viable melee weapon for this special occasion. I can bring a burning car as well if you don't have one... to achieve that riot ambient.

[DeputyDope]

imma use my dual wield ak's for this protest

[Merle]

imma use my dual wield ak's for this protest

Now I know what a Somalian Olympic swimmer looks like.

[Mike Crosser]

What about Serbia,riots are common place there.
Usually after a football game.

Guns are cheap too,along with alcohol.

[Brujah]

What about Serbia,riots are common place there.
Usually after a football game.

Guns are cheap too,along with alcohol.

If those were the issues we'd do the riot in Rio.

[Mike Crosser]

If those were the issues we'd do the riot in Rio.

Yeah but at least in me cantry there are no militias running with AKs loaded with cocaine.

[Swinglinered]

Needs exploding midgets.

[Alexandrite]

So we need to dress in Vault 13 Bluesuits and run with our fists trolling?

[A Traitor]

imma use my dual wield ak's for this protest

Wow, ¡TRIPLEcool guy taped mags. So TRIPLE the failure.
Good for him.

[Brujah]

I vote myself as insane leader of the riot, making sure none of you get back to your senses, considering my country is getting pretty pro at riots I'd say I'm the most qualified one to do so.