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[Brujah]

Seems like the most commented epicly epic historical moment of ever in this game but whenever I use the search function with "Xoen and his cow" as search topic It just leads me to some thread about base cows.



Where can I find this so called "gem" that Xoen left us?

[Surf]

It's in the junk forum, where it belongs. I remember a wiki article with some of the more readable quotes of the thread, can't find it right now though.

[McLooter]

[Spotty]

Haha. Brings back memories. Werent there like several threads with xoen screaming and crying? And this is all thats left? I think surf should bring back the threads since they are classics and a reminder of a cruel past!

[Wipe]

It's in the junk forum, where it belongs.

Actually, it's in Junktown board, where it belongs.

http://speedy.sh/fkEVt/xoen.zip

2nd and 3rd thread require some skills in reading polish threads.

Bonus: some art made by Wichura (?)
http://fo2238.fodev.net/wiki/File:Cow.png

[Brujah]

Actually, it's in Junktown board, where it belongs.

http://speedy.sh/fkEVt/xoen.zip

2nd and 3rd thread require some skills in reading polish threads.

Bonus: some art made by Wichura (?)
http://fo2238.fodev.net/wiki/File:Cow.png

Lol you had to winrar the posts from this guy? This should be good...

[S.T.A.L.K.E.R]

Actually, it's in Junktown board, where it belongs.

http://speedy.sh/fkEVt/xoen.zip

2nd and 3rd thread require some skills in reading polish threads.

Bonus: some art made by Wichura (?)
http://fo2238.fodev.net/wiki/File:Cow.png

shit, trying to give me a virus ?

[Brujah]

Reading thread... The community had horrible grammar back in 2010...

[TKs-KaBoom]

so um, where is his cow!

[Slaver Snipe]

Three hours after escaping from xoen's cruel whip Cow was found next to a watering hole by Jacob T. Gibbons.  Gibbons was going to butcher Cow for meat but after getting closer and seeing all the whip marks took pity on the poor creature and brought her to his farm just west of Redding.  Two years after first finding her Gibbons was killed by a Wanamingo while mining, his wife with no other options of feeding her two children was forced to sell Cow to the local brahmin dealer.  Cow was shocked and frightened when she was first forced into the tiny pen with 8 Brahmin.  Cow lost an eye in that pen, but she never gave up hope though, she had escaped from a simple minded man once and she would do it again.

Cow found her chance two months later when the trader went off to gamble and forgot to close the gate all the way, she cautiously pushed on the gate when it had darkened, fearing the inevitable creak that might draw attention but no one was close enough to hear it.  She headed west at first, going to where she had carried the body of Gibbons and slept next to the grave that night.  Awakened by dogs barking and howling nearby she knew it was over but she ran north and then east trying to trick the cruel humans.  As fate would have it she encountered three men, men who had no qualms about stuffing their shit on her poor back.  Six days later Cow first entered New Reno.

She was left outside while the three men entered the largest building Cow had ever seen.  Women were plying their trade on the street corner near her, one of the locals came up behind Cow, uncomfortable she turned and tried to take a bite out of his arm.  Cow lost another eye that day.  Before more harm could come to her a skinny pale boy came out of the casino and told the local to piss off before he calls the bouncers.  Cow, remembering the affection given to her by Gibbons immediately fell in love with the boy and would do anything for him.  It turns out that his idea of anything was having calves and shitting but Cow didn't mind.  Well fed and well treated she spent the remainder of her days at the Stables.  It was Cow's shit that was used for the prototype of Jet, and it was her children who continued to supply the Mordino's.  She died of worms twelve years to the day that Jet was first created, she was survived by seven children, and eighteen grandchildren.

You will be missed

[Wichura]

Bonus: some art made by Wichura (?)
http://fo2238.fodev.net/wiki/File:Cow.png

It wasn't me. I've made a pic with cow, yes, but it was ... different.

[Wipe]

It wasn't me. I've made a pic with cow, yes, but it was ... different.

Oh, my bad. It's... different, indeed

[falloutdude]

Three hours after escaping from xoen's cruel whip Cow was found next to a watering hole by Jacob T. Gibbons.  Gibbons was going to butcher Cow for meat but after getting closer and seeing all the whip marks took pity on the poor creature and brought her to his farm just west of Redding.  Two years after first finding her Gibbons was killed by a Wanamingo while mining, his wife with no other options of feeding her two children was forced to sell Cow to the local brahmin dealer.  Cow was shocked and frightened when she was first forced into the tiny pen with 8 Brahmin.  Cow lost an eye in that pen, but she never gave up hope though, she had escaped from a simple minded man once and she would do it again.

Cow found her chance two months later when the trader went off to gamble and forgot to close the gate all the way, she cautiously pushed on the gate when it had darkened, fearing the inevitable creak that might draw attention but no one was close enough to hear it.  She headed west at first, going to where she had carried the body of Gibbons and slept next to the grave that night.  Awakened by dogs barking and howling nearby she knew it was over but she ran north and then east trying to trick the cruel humans.  As fate would have it she encountered three men, men who had no qualms about stuffing their shit on her poor back.  Six days later Cow first entered New Reno.

She was left outside while the three men entered the largest building Cow had ever seen.  Women were plying their trade on the street corner near her, one of the locals came up behind Cow, uncomfortable she turned and tried to take a bite out of his arm.  Cow lost another eye that day.  Before more harm could come to her a skinny pale boy came out of the casino and told the local to piss off before he calls the bouncers.  Cow, remembering the affection given to her by Gibbons immediately fell in love with the boy and would do anything for him.  It turns out that his idea of anything was having calves and shitting but Cow didn't mind.  Well fed and well treated she spent the remainder of her days at the Stables.  It was Cow's shit that was used for the prototype of Jet, and it was her children who continued to supply the Mordino's.  She died of worms twelve years to the day that Jet was first created, she was survived by seven children, and eighteen grandchildren.

You will be missed

This was the most beautiful story I have ever read  . 

[Mike Crosser]

Any chance you could write epilogues for other famous fonline stories?

[Slaver Snipe]

Possibly, I would need a link to the threads so I can read it and then make the epilogue.