You go to jail for beating up people, stealing something big or killing someone. So... if you go to jail, you probably deserve it.
Wait, where you're from those are the only three laws that can get you sent to prison?
Fuck dude, where you at? That doesn't sound like Germany to me.
By the way, the prison rape jokes are in seriously bad taste.
That shit actually happens to a LOT of inmates in the United States, it's not funny. It's a beaten to death joke anyways.