Since you're the closest thing to an american redneck at the internet right now I must ask some questions...
1- Do you drink Bud Light?
2- How many guns do you own? (how many, I don't give a shit about wich guns)
3- Do you hate homosexuals?
4- Are you one of 'dem god-fearing american citizens?
5- What's your opinion on Obama?
6- Were you happy when they "caught' Osama?
7- Do you see drunk people in your neighborhood everyday?
8- Do you know anyone that appeared on COPS?
9- The only animals you give a fuck about it are your dogs, and only because they're useful for something?
10- Have you ever seen a black man near your neighborhood?
11- And of course... Have you ever engaged into sexual intercourse with one of your relatives (A.K.A. incest)?
These are not meant to insult anyone, I'm just curious.