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[Andr3aZ]

Epic story bro 

[Cyber Jesus]

damn that was awesome, but you should have shot the tires and put the knife on his throat
let that bastard scream for mercy yesss

[Gimper]

damn that was awesome, but you should have shot the tires and put the knife on his throat
let that bastard scream for mercy yesss

Lol it was in the heat of the moment, but it if I would have thought about it, that would have been a good idea hehe.

[Gob]

lol such a garbage novelty pistol, accurate to what, 10 feet?

It's accurate enough to blow your head off literally.

[Surf]

But can it be blown off figuratively as well?

[Gimper]

I believe, for the love of god, that the OP is just a troll trying its best to be as cliche as possible.

On second glance though....

I have no idea what OP means lol.

[Surf]

I have no idea what OP means lol.

Thread opener.

[Gimper]

Thread opener.

Im not sure what cliche means either, used in that context.

[Eternauta]

Instead of cliche, I think stereotype is more accurate.

[Horatio]

Thats interesting, it seems that the innocent soul of Gimper is oblivious to the lingo of great website called FourChan.

[Gimper]

Instead of cliche, I think stereotype is more accurate.

So he is saying, I've tried to make every thing I said as Hickish and Redneckish as possible? Well yeah, hes right! I'm proud to be a redneck piece of white trash!!!

[Jim Trailer]

That is a pretty cool story, Gimper. Let me tell you one of my own in exchange.

So there I was riding through some god-forgotten state where dogs bark with their asses (I think it was Ohio) in my Cadillac, right? And then there's this inbred kid with his fugly sister sitting in front of a PC that I could see through a window. And let me tell you, that effin' window was dirty as fuck.

So I get out of my ride and start cussing because the damn kid needs to know who's the boss, right? But then he came out of the house with some motherfucking military knife so I decided I was finally there to sit on my throne as the prince of Bel Air.

[Eternauta]

It's always nice to see that there's still PvP somewhere.

[Gimper]

That is a pretty cool story, Gimper. Let me tell you one of my own in exchange.

So there I was riding through some god-forgotten state where dogs bark with their asses (I think it was Ohio) in my Cadillac, right? And then there's this inbred kid with his fugly sister sitting in front of a PC that I could see through a window. And let me tell you, that effin' window was dirty as fuck.

So I get out of my ride and start cussing because the damn kid needs to know who's the boss, right? But then he came out of the house with some motherfucking military knife so I decided I was finally there to sit on my throne as the prince of Bel Air.

Oh sh**!! Mike?

[Trolleen]

That is a pretty cool story, Gimper. Let me tell you one of my own in exchange.

So there I was riding through some god-forgotten state where dogs bark with their asses (I think it was Ohio) in my Cadillac, right? And then there's this inbred kid with his fugly sister sitting in front of a PC that I could see through a window. And let me tell you, that effin' window was dirty as fuck.

So I get out of my ride and start cussing because the damn kid needs to know who's the boss, right? But then he came out of the house with some motherfucking military knife so I decided I was finally there to sit on my throne as the prince of Bel Air.

yea and then you got your crusty a** arrested because your b**** of a mother never taught you how to properly hide your drugs. and trust me his "fugly sister" would be willing to pop some more of that buckshot into your stolen Cadillac any day of the week. and as far as inbred, you would know. I heard they made a movie about you and your dad, its called like...Deliverance or something?? anyways, Squeal like a pig motherf*****...