Karpov, great as always. What do you mean by rebel polygon? Tried also what you said, still fricking nothing!
Cheetah, I wish I could get drunk, that goddamn UV map is getting me mad!
LagMaster, Wings is one of the easiest programs you will get. Use mostly "Extrude", "Scale Axis", "Scale Uniform" and "Move" if you need to make something more round, select an edge and use "Bevel". "Inset is also quite good, but using it frequently makes whole lots of polygons.
EDIT: LagMaster, I made a 3/4 minute tutorial on how to make that club. Uploading it right now on YouTube.