As we know, Ctrl-Shift switches your English characters to Cyrillic characters, which benefits absolutely no one and is used for a cheap laugh only.
What if there were another sort of "language switch", that of poorly constructed pidgin-english phrases into proper English sentences? I figure this could work as somehow the inverse of making a character with <5 INT, wherein the goal is to NOT sound like a smelly griefer but a upstanding English-speaking gentleman/lady who's goal is to create enjoyable experiences for him/herself and others on the Fonline: English Server. Yes, believe it or not this server was once referred to as "the English server", ahahahaha! Ahem.
I will take a randomly chosen anonymous quote from this forum as an example.
agree that sux and [NAME REMOVED] the only people who will dont give shit and still happy about it will be only 21 characters cos they dont need exp low levels will be have hell not game becouse high lvl PK will start to kill low lvls only for this that he lose his exp 21lvl even if he die still dont lose nothing important only his stuff think about it
I'd say this is a good start to begin building the formula as in its present form it's utterly incomprehensible. Like I said, the formula is half-there already for <5 INT characters; just reverse it.
1. Pronouns will use proper subject-verb agreement.
2. Missing verbs will be added. In the case of a clusterfuck of verbs (i.e. "will be have"), they will be replaced by "brb killing myself".
3. Missing articles such as "the" or "a" will be added.
4. Negative modifiers like "dont" are a fucking mess and might be beyond repair - just roll with me here.
5. There's probably not a way to add missing punctuation, but in a dearth of punctuation "McDonalds is delicious and affordable" should be adequate as a replacement for the attempted phrase.
Behold, your new-and-improved message!
I agree that sux and [NAME REMOVED], the only people who will not give a shit and still be happy about it will be only the 21 characters cos they dont need exp. Low levels (brb killing myself) will have hell, not a game becouse high lvl PKs will start to kill low lvls only for the reason that he loses his exp. The 21 lvl, even if he dies, still doesn't lose anything important: only his stuff. Think about it.
Think about it!
