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[Y0ssarian]

The purpose of this build is to introduce new players into the exciting year of 2238 while maxmimizing their starter potential and serviability agianst the "harshness"[sic] which is the Wasteland. While traveling with this build it should do well to keep in mind you are designed to be supported by 100 alt characters. An alt character for crafting rotgut, an alt character for pvp. An alt character for getting around place to place. An alt character healing wounds. An alt character for role playing, too. Use of proxy is the most effecient (not legal) way in combination with logitech keyboard macros to enter in a present of answers for the GM; most commonly "no speak engrish" or "je ne parle pas le anglais". However there is a large varity of nationality with GMs and they may find someone who speaks your guised language. So be ready!

Tagged
Gambling
Barter
Speech

S -1
P -1
E -1
C 10
I  -1
A -1
L 10

Traits
Jinxed
Good Nature (to doctor yourself when the bar owner cripples your good dice throwing hand)

Perks
Quick Recovery (when getting into drunk fights)
Gambler
Heave ho! (for lack of str you'll receive max range throwing nuka cola bottles at people)
The rest is up to you!

By lvl 21 you should be renowned for your abilities to win stupidly large ammounts of money while drunk at 2:41 am listening to inspirational speeches from Dr. King mixed with vinyl records of Pink Floyd.

[Reginmund]

Totally trolled, there is no maths to back up the gambling dice rolls. You lying bastard!!

[vedaras]

you didint even used all special points, so this build is not possible. Bad troll ...

[minimal]

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[Boon Lived]

You need higher Perception to see everyone is cheating, and also higher intelligence to see that you never had a chance anyway.

[Uzaykeki]

and endurance for run out faster when you get caught by cheating
agi for 2 dice rolls (10 agi + jet + action boy 2)

[cannotspace]

Well this joke would be better if it at first glance it seemed to work, now if you start saying the char has barter speech people will just assume from there it's a joke, thus ruining the joke

[RavenousRat]

Better take Bruiser for more interesting game experience, with 3 AP you will be unable to open doors and loot! This way you'll need to use player interaction to ask them to open doors for you and give items.

[Floodnik]

Better take Bruiser for more interesting game experience, with 3 AP you will be unable to open doors and loot! This way you'll need to use player interaction to ask them to open doors for you and give items.

Ahahaha! Good stuff!
Man, that's awesome.

[RavenousRat]

Also forgot to give advice to become Jet addict and eat all other drugs, if you'll have Jet+Nuka+Cig+Buffout+Psycho addictions, you'll have -2 AP! You'll be unable to move and do things! That's fun! If someone will knock you down/out, you won't get up, and will be lying ground all the time until addictions end (1 real life hour), and then because of Jet addiction you'll have 2 AP.

[Crazy]

The min AP is 1 (tested ;p). You can't do much things

[RavenousRat]

The min AP is 1 (tested ;p). You can't do much things

NNNNOOOOOO my evil plan failed. But then you can abuse it! You can have 5 addictions with base 3 AP and suffer only from 2!!!1

[_Youkai_]

  *pokerface*

[Reginmund]

you didint even used all special points, so this build is not possible. Bad troll ...

Noooooo dreams of 1,1,1,1,1,1,1 hardcore build dashed

[Michaelh139]

So he's peter from family guy?  Or fat albert?  (I vote for Peter)