So Aaron, I'm assuming your a christian after your reference to the bible, Does that mean that Jews, Hindus, Buddhists, Zoroastrians, Muslims, Confucians, Shintoists, Taoists, etc. etc. are wrong? If so what makes them wrong and you right? Although it's highly unlikely don't try to tell me they are all "right" with so many differences in them.
Also I'm curious, you talked about if there is a god why did so many people die in blah blah blah being Satan's fault, How does that work out with natural disasters? Did he deceive a hurricane over to the coast to kill people? Or was it just a couple of people got ensnared by Satan and so a hurricane came, killed them and caused massive collateral damage to innocents? Or did they all really deserve to die?