Topic: Forever Alone.jpg ........(Diary of Suupah) published on the 25,Jan,2247 (Read 1499 times)

Suupah · « **on:** February 15, 2011, 12:36:05 am »

(23,Jan,2247, 11:00 pm)
I've been captured by some ugly monstrous tribal fellow and was dumped into this dump. He didn't strip me of anything and i happen to have a pencil on me.
(23,Jan,2247, 11:15 pm)
Haven't ate nothing yet and my needle haystack bed smells
(23,Jan,2247, 11:17 pm)
For hours I've yelled and no one have yet to answer back, keeping track of time can be hard.
(23,Jan,2247, 11:25 pm)
I'm gonna take time to observe this toilet that seems to be really rusty
(24,Jan,2247, 2:00 am)
After observing i started to grow hungry more, I'm gonna take a nap
(24,Jan,2247, 2:15 am)
I woke up and outside my cell was food!
(24,Jan,2247, 2:16 am)
Dammit cant reach it! I quickly turned and looked at the box of food from a different angle and there was a small axe right beside my cell door. I snatched it and for minutes i tried to break down the cell door but successfully failed with no success and the axe has broken.
(24,Jan,2247, 2:20 am)
Bastard wants me to cut off one of arms and use it to reach it
(24,Jan,2247, 2:21 am)
After spending some valuable time deciding to sacrifice one of my arms or not, I choose not to. I must stay strong!
(24,Jan,2247, 2:23 am)
I am nearly starving to death and the toilet is nearly starting to get clogged, I've only used it 13 times. I have recorded the amount of times I've used the toilet by carving tallies on the wall with a flint i found
(24,Jan,2247, 2:25 am)
I have now given up and now must call this place my home. I must.... be happy.... for this is my.... new.... life.
(24,Jan,2247, 2:50 am)
The most tragic thing has happened, my toilet has gotten fully clogged, i repeatedly shouted with rage and controlled myself to write this down
(24,Jan,2247, 3:00 pm
Day after day i wait until i can wait no longer, but right about when i was going to suicide using my finger nails, this robe guy appears out a no where. He spoke to me for 15 seconds. No luck talking him into fixing my toilet.
(24,Jan,2247, 3:30 pm)
I have encountered a rat in my cell room, i quickly grabbed it and held it in my pants while i slowly cut off the skin off my back where i wrote this
(24,Jan,2247, 7:00 pm)
Finally that mess is done. Now to tie this note to the rat, i slowly cut off multiple strips of skin of my arm.
(24,Jan,2247, 7:30 pm)
Finally tied the note to the rat and released it. I wish it luck and hope for this note to be found.

If you find and read this, role-playing is very hard, i haven't ate anything for a while and my toilet is clogged. If only i could reach that iguana on a stick in-front of my cell... Right now, I'm using my bed as the shitter.

This post is for shits and giggles and was poorly written in a small amount of time, I'm not requesting anything. Sooner or later Deputy will bust me out, justice will prevail.

Gorlak · « **Reply #1 on:** February 15, 2011, 12:46:36 am »

Gorlak is impressed. Having gone to check up on this prisoner, I notice there is a hole dug in side of cell. I have been foiled again.

Camilla · « **Reply #2 on:** February 15, 2011, 12:50:41 am »

Nice writing suupah. =D
Hope the gods will show some mercy sooner or later!

Ganado · « **Reply #3 on:** February 15, 2011, 01:31:43 am »

Haha "Toilet is clogged, need help!" nice journal.

Michaelh139 · « **Reply #4 on:** February 15, 2011, 01:35:03 am »

Quote from: Suupah on February 15, 2011, 12:36:05 am

(24,Jan,2247, 3:30 pm)
I have encountered a rat in my cell room, i quickly grabbed it and held it in my pants while i slowly cut off the skin off my back where i wrote this

Wait, what?? LOLOL.

Mitch West · « **Reply #5 on:** February 15, 2011, 01:46:49 am »

Mitch approves this message if Gorlak is impressed.

Slaver Snipe · « **Reply #6 on:** February 15, 2011, 11:09:46 pm »

Was he released? This story was good enough to earn it.

Izual · « **Reply #7 on:** February 15, 2011, 11:22:16 pm »

That was a very good read

(Also, nice to see that some people actually behave when they are caught for a good reason instead of insulting/ragequitting etc.).

We want the end of the story!

Note to self: Jail more of Suupah's chars

Slaver Snipe · « **Reply #8 on:** February 16, 2011, 03:09:29 am »

The end is probably the rat being killed by a mean player, the note being used to wipe his ass and the player commiting suicide by choking on his shit ;p

Suupah · « **Reply #9 on:** February 16, 2011, 03:17:15 am »

Quote from: Slaver Snipe on February 16, 2011, 03:09:29 am

The end is probably the rat being killed by a mean player, the note being used to wipe his ass and the player commiting suicide by choking on his shit ;p

lol

Nexxos · « **Reply #10 on:** February 16, 2011, 04:05:38 am »

Yes. Nexxos approves this.
Must jail all of your chars for more stories!

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