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Author Topic: the funniest things that have happend of fallout online  (Read 7359 times)

Parowooz

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Re: the funniest things that have happend of fallout online
« Reply #15 on: August 16, 2010, 01:11:07 am »

Moo, I think you trolled no one but just made a dumbass of yourself.
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Re: the funniest things that have happend of fallout online
« Reply #16 on: August 16, 2010, 01:23:31 am »

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You sir deserve a god damn medal I LOL'd through the whole thing.
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Re: the funniest things that have happend of fallout online
« Reply #17 on: August 16, 2010, 09:16:58 am »

well here is a other one we use skype and my shitty laptop what dose not have a disk drive :/ it is prone to freezing well when i do my mates on skype hear o fuck i am frozren over and over till i drop
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Re: the funniest things that have happend of fallout online
« Reply #18 on: August 17, 2010, 03:32:37 am »

my sg died and I had to use my big gunner to craft some miniguns to get some money back. Mined some hq iron ore in bh then go back to ncr to craft something ... then I hit an underground shelter. Had to drop all my ore mined to pick up the stuff in there. Namefully a gauss pistol and a gatling laser, among some armor, meds, etc.
I also took a screen :)
http://img704.imageshack.us/img704/3716/cevaj.jpg
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« Reply #19 on: August 18, 2010, 07:03:30 pm »

my sg died and I had to use my big gunner to craft some miniguns to get some money back. Mined some hq iron ore in bh then go back to ncr to craft something ... then I hit an underground shelter. Had to drop all my ore mined to pick up the stuff in there. Namefully a gauss pistol and a gatling laser, among some armor, meds, etc.
I also took a screen :)
http://img704.imageshack.us/img704/3716/cevaj.jpg


That happened to me and my friend, we wet our pants, first it happened for him, then it happened for me, then it happened on his other character.
Too bad there's no point in using the gauss pistol, no ammo and I don't like giving to charity.
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Re: the funniest things that have happend of fallout online
« Reply #20 on: August 18, 2010, 07:45:39 pm »

Since Broken Hills is regularly populated by jackasses 24/7 with nothing else better to do, I take it upon myself to troll them as much as I possibly can, since I have no life.
Skillfully checking the town map, to see if they are camping the entrances. So far, my successful missions have been....

1. Linger around the entrances while shouting beastie boys lyrics. "Hey doc, what's the condition ? IMA MAN THAT'S ON A MISSION"
2. Sneak into Broken hills at 5am GMT, then put about 12 cow shits in the middle of the south west ends courtyard.
3. My other char has 200+hp, so at one point I let someone with a minigun do 6 sprays at me, cos he sucked,  especially with high fa, when I finally died I said "ALWAYS USE PROTECTION" *I was carrying condoms at the time*, poor guy wasted so much AP ammo.
4. Run around screaming lololololo with 301% sneak at night.
5. I ran in once, not carrying anything knowing I don't want to give them anything if I die, top right of BH, sneak peak around the corner, 2 guys waiting there, so I head back to the north east exit, I run past some guy in a CLJ carrying a sniper rifle probably, I quickly say "They want more ammo", he says "k", a few meters later, stops, and sorta goes "Hey, wait a minute.."..
6. Take 3 plasma grenades to the face while running, around a grenadier in a circle, live and walk straight out.
7. disguise myself during a town take over, wearing a combat armour and using a plasma rifle, they didn't notice till I was sneaking out, made it out anyways.
8. Left a few cow shits in a smilie face formation outside the mine.
9. Hide inside the building outside the mine entrance, someone enters, killed them with a sledgehammer, I shout "I GOT THE FLAG", unfortunately I had the pleasure of being minigunned for 200 out of god damn nowhere.
10. No one has replied to my super secret radio channel that I left there :<
11. Run around shouting lolololo (Very effective when there's only a couple of guards, Sir Hubertus the asshole in particular), If there's only a couple, they have to run around from exit to exit, it gets super funny when you leave them condoms.

aw man makes me wish I had a high sneak character, how did you get him such high sneak?
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« Reply #21 on: August 18, 2010, 07:55:52 pm »

Ghost gives you 30%+ in dark places, so technically only occurs at night or within mines, silent running is also really useful.

Other than that, 10 agility, 10 intelligence and put as much as possible into Sneak. It took me ages to get to level 21 even then its not worth it since your instantly detected within 3 hexes, and it was a melee char (Which is pretty bad in itself as anything other than a ripper sucks badly) and there are quite a few people in BH who have high perception and use sniper rifles. I don't go there anymore since I don't use my energy char that often and have just under 1000 mfc anyways.
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Re: the funniest things that have happend of fallout online
« Reply #22 on: August 18, 2010, 08:02:38 pm »

since last wipe, ghost is a permanent +30% to sneak skill. a must have !
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« Reply #23 on: August 18, 2010, 09:00:06 pm »

Oh god, I love that, I decide to use a sniper rifle for once on my new small guns char, after deciding level 16 is enough.

First encounter, press gang, I go turn based since I'm fucked otherwise, I magically spawn inside a building, basically the turns are taking freakin' ages, thats understandable sometimes the ai acts up but then I see out the window lasers and rockets flying all over the place.
From that instance I know I'm for some fuck. So 7 minutes later and waiting, while being attacked by 2 press gang melees.

I realize, I'm against a 6 man polish pimp squad all in Brotherhood armor with energy weapons, P90's, rocketlaunchers, laser gattlings and most of them on drugs, or atleast one was.

Rape, yay.

Moral of the story, San Fran is full of shit.



EDIT: I went back to broken hills. Even though its owned by an "Anti PK agency", still, I brought a laser pistol incase.
 
Irritates me still, no matter how lucky I am.
« Last Edit: August 18, 2010, 09:43:52 pm by Moo »
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Re: the funniest things that have happend of fallout online
« Reply #24 on: August 18, 2010, 10:19:02 pm »

We are not owning the town right now (since this morning in fat)... Watch your pip boy before going in town next time... (and anyway, we surely can't secure all the town 24/24, even when we have the town...)
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« Reply #25 on: August 18, 2010, 10:37:10 pm »

Yeah I understand, Tim & Tom & Ted or something ? I was there, atleast I think I was, I was walking around after going mining, couldn't find anyone though, seen one guy, he didn't want any.

http://img291.imageshack.us/img291/2015/uhhuho.jpg

And also to your credit, the anti pk'ers were actually inside BH mine, I wanted to join them to wait out my gather cooldown but when I got back all I found was some russian guy trying to ask me something, so I just said "Peace" to make him go away.
« Last Edit: August 18, 2010, 10:42:09 pm by Moo »
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Re: the funniest things that have happend of fallout online
« Reply #26 on: August 19, 2010, 10:47:11 am »

Sometimes Images say more then words.

« Last Edit: August 19, 2010, 08:09:24 pm by Haraldx »
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Re: the funniest things that have happend of fallout online
« Reply #27 on: August 19, 2010, 10:50:04 am »

Sometimes Images say more then words.


That little fucker..

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Re: the funniest things that have happend of fallout online
« Reply #28 on: August 19, 2010, 06:54:53 pm »

i was hunting armored people whit SniperLag. I saw a metal armor like people,crippeled his right arm, took his laser rifle on the ground. Than i crippeled his left arm and took his laser pistol from the ground,after that i knocked him out and used steal on him, took everything he got,exept armor
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Re: the funniest things that have happend of fallout online
« Reply #29 on: August 21, 2010, 05:29:59 pm »

http://img832.imageshack.us/img832/8793/screen31032010233814.png

I beat him to death in the desert a few days after the most recent wipe.
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