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[LPLimbos]

142. When you say Lol instead of laugthing.

143. When you meet a guy with a red dot in its clothes and run like hell.

[Fridge_Man]

144.
You tell your lawyer you have to see Tim, Tom and Ted immediately.
145.
You ask Kaspar and Melchior if they are from Guardians too.
146.
When your grandpa speaks from Red Army, you shout "yeah, fuckin PKs"
147.
You frisk homeless people for flowers and knifes.
148.
When you hear you become father you check first if the name is already taken.
149.
You discuss the child's build hours with your wife.
150.
Finally you agree to 8 Intelligence and 5 charisma, but secretly add night person and bloody mess.

[Nexxos]

151. When you think of the end of World War II, you imagine Red Dot Army being crushed in TC.

[runboy93]

152. You want buy dog and use it to hunting

[gordulan]

153. When you see a chinese person you whine about there not being enough guards in San Fran
154. Whenever you meet a Native American in a cave you scream: "AAAH! Cannibal!!"
155. You eat Mentos before every conversation.
156. You percieve steroids in pill form as being harmless, thus eating them faster than Skittles.

[LagMaster]

157.you die virgin, cuz you can't have sex(loool)

[Wichura]

158. While being in any room you are standing back to doors, to not get critical shot in eyes.

Yes, it happens to me.

[gordulan]

159. You build a 10 foot tall brick wall to simulate the Stonewall perk.
160. You take the wall wherever you go, 'cause you can never be too careful about snipers.

[Roachor]

You suck off a porn star and get paid 5 bottlecaps 

[Linoleum]

162. When your parking your car, you kill anyone near by so they don't steal it when you leave the area.
163. You don't practice. You know that practice doesn't make perfect, leveling up and assigning skill points makes perfect.
164. It doesn't matter how good you are at something, you know you have a 5% chance of fucking it up anyway.
165. If you see someone not paying attention, you start fishing around in their pockets, always.
166. You are almost fluent in reading and writing Russian, but don't know how to pronounce ANY of the words you know
167. When you have parked your car, you drop the key somewhere close to it, so you don't get killed and lose it
168. If you break a bone, and your not a doctor, you kill yourself so you don't have to pay to get it fixed
169. When someone comes to your house uninvited, you start shooting immediately to stop them raping your base
170. When out with friends, you can't be the designated driver because your CH is too low

[falloutdude]

171. you take apart all your older stuff to make new stuff
172. when someone pulls out a .44 you yell better be a crit build nub
173. you can walk around with a mini gun like its nothing
174. you think 3d degree burn victims are ghouls.
175. when you buy anything at a store you only give them crappy verisons of what you are tradeing them.

[T-888]

176. Each time when you " spawn " back to your home , you double check if aren't tent followed.
177. Always carry a lighter.
178. If one of your containers/rooms in your home or hideout can support world war II

[falloutdude]

179. you tell your "conpanions" friends to attack random people.
180. you think after your friends die they will spawn at your house.
181. you think its possialbe to steal countless ammounts of ammo from the military.

[maciek83]

182. you wonder if you have better fov then others

[Roachor]

You smoke your bong, critical fail and it explodes and destroys all the weed.