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[ShemsuHor]

1. Your friends and family only see you if the server is down
2. When you meet someone new you don't ask for his name, but press F6
3. You always carry some ammo in your pocket
4. When in crowded area you have an urge to type '.s Vedoras is the king of wasteland!'
5. You constantly look nervously around for PKers everywhere you go
6. You wander why your girlfriend doesn't have a 'qute slave' description when you look at her
7. You wander why theres no workbench in your kitchen
8. When youre making a sandwich you use your fix-boy to combine 2xbread, 1xbutter, 1xchease, 2xham and a recipe book
9. When you go out for a beer you steal booze from everybody to make napalm
10. After you make something you have a 20 minute cooldown
11.When you miss your bus you stand at the bus stop and scream 'GM ABUSE!'
12. When you see a pretty girl you think 'damn, wheres my mentats?!'
13. When you look at someone, you wander how many hp's he's got
14. Your casual clothes are leather jackets
15. Your pretty clothes are made of metal
16. You cant have you hair cut other than short or hippy-like
17. You don't sit- you stand close to a chair
18. When its raining you expect a wipe
19. When you expect a wipe, you gather all your things near a crowded area, and run around it shouting 'the end is near!' and waiting for someone to start shooting
20. You collect all kinds of rocks and wander where can you refine them
21. You always wear a blue suit and consider yourself naked when wearing only that
22. You can't swim cause theres no animation for it
23. You don't leave your house without a hammer
24. Your house is a tent
25. You can't understand why people are calling Izual their god and go to those big buildings (prabobly swarming with PKers) and pray to him, when they could just type '+requesthelp'
26. Your dog has 17hps
27. Your dad has a green shirt and he's bald
28. Your mom has a brown shirt, a yelow skirt and she's blonde
29. All the mom's and dad's around the world(server) looks the same
30. You smoke cigarettes for PE not because you like it
31. You stand few meters away from everybody to avoid being bombed
32. You count meters to hexes
33. You kill all the cows you see.
34. Dogs too.
35. The only explanation for your bad grades at school is 'not enough science skill'
36. You order everyone to tag you when leaving a building
37. You look for a '+' button at night, cause you cant see in the dark
38. When you encounter a large group of men you suspect they are Russians
39. When you encounter Russians you just start waiting for your Replication cooldown to show up
40.When you lie down- you can only whisper


Feel free to add any other evidence and have fun fellow addicts

[Balthasar]

41. You save up the caps from your empty beer bottles to pay your bills.
42. You think its normal to run around in underwear unless you find some leather jacket.
43. You tell your local sheriff that you and your friends now will take control of his town.
44. You try to set the frequency on your radio to  2238 Mhz.
45. You ask your doctor if he could subscribe you some mentats.
46. You ask random people you encounter if they will act peaceful or not.
47. You wonder why asthma inhalers don't make you more agile.
48. Leaving your town isn't that easy anymore. Nobody seems ever have to heared about an exit grid.
49. You get arrested because you knock down various people and try to enslave them with a self made rope.
50. The police won't listen to your yelling about a GM.
51. You cuttheveins to remake yourself.

[Surf]

52. When a girl slaps you in the face if you wanted to flirt with her, you say "It must be because of my powerbuild!".
53. Everytime you visit the Zoo, you jump into the terrarium and kill all chamaelons, yelling "Baby Deathclaws!".
54. You're trying to sell your family to a bald headed guy.
55. You go to some random farms and ask for a few caps for cleaning up the pen.
56. Your name is now "Pwnz0r 1337".
57. You always pick up some pest plants, just in case you need to make some "Healing Powder".
58. People call the cops, because you were asking the whole time for "Wanna fly? Have some jet!"


etc.

[Nexxos]

59. You can't stand russians anymore.

[avv]

60. Until you reach the age of 21 you kill everything you meet.
61. Also until you're 21 you clean all the dogshit you encounter in the streets.
62. When you reach age of 21, you don't kill as much but freak out doing all sorts of stupid things.
63. When you go to shop you try to sell everything you have instead of buying anything.
64. You can make high quality stuff from random pieces of metal.

[Sius]

65. When your wife asks why did you disassembled the microwave you answer that you needed few more metal parts and junk.

[blahblah]

66. When shopping you buy things one at a time because your barter skill lets you talk to people only for 30 seconds.

[Glave]

67. Even though you own a car you walk everywhere on foot, afraid that you'll pop up as a yellow dot on the world map.
68. Outside of town you always bring a dog with yourself to boost your outdoorsman.
69. You think that Russians live in California.

[Onion]

70. Before entering a town you search for preview button.
71. You wonder why you words doesn't appear upon your head.

[Ganado]

72. You are not afraid to blow yourself up because you know you'll just respawn in a few minutes and do it again.
73. You constantly wait at the outskirts of towns and follow people to their homes.

[solid snake]

74. you are following this  thread.

[Alvarez]

75. You buy 3 buns at your bakery at 5:00 am.
76. You hide in the corner of the bakery, covering your head with your jacket.
77. After the sellswoman ask, WTF are you doing, you yell "damn the Sneak nerf!"
76. You eye paranoidally other customers.
77. A minute later, you buy another 1 bun and runs frantically out of the store.

[ShemsuHor]

77. You are afraid to go the hospital becouse if they fail to heal you they will to kill you to remove your illines
78. I think you can easly take two bursts from any SMG on your chest and survive.

[Quentin Lang]

79. You all of a sudden know alot russian and polish insults, no matter where you from.

[Boradam]

80. Whenever you are in a crowd you yell "LTS MFC'S"