One of my last memories of running with the repo in 2009 was the french tanker massacre. While running around the wastes looking for the next fight we got word on the radio the tanker was a french hide out.
We met up at San Fran, our group was about 8 or 9. As we approached the tanker a blue suite ran inside, and to this day i believe he warned all who were inside of the incoming assault. As we stood outside I had the idea of dropping my stuff running in and luring those french bastards outside to our firing line. So I ran in, and hit enter to spam the msg I had ready, /s OMELET DU FROMAGE YOU FRENCH BASTARDS WEE WEE OMELET DU FROMAGE ( This being the only french I knew, thank you Dexters laboratory). I immediately ran out, knowing I had ruffled their prissy feathers and they would be right on my heels. 1 min, 2 mins, no one came out.
Frustration gave way and the team rushed the door. For anyone who entered the tanker you know the door is a massive choke point. I entered #3. The first thing I noticed was the french firing line about 10 hexs away that wasnt there a moment ago. Then I seen the bloody remains all around me. Rockets, grenades and mini gun rounds were raining on us. It was total destruction of our team. Although we killed 2 or 3 there were many more to loot our bodies.
In my last seconds of screen time I struck them were it would hurt the most, with my dying breath I said, /s YOU SMELLY FRENCH BASTARDS NAPOLEON SUCKED!