Please login or register.
1 Hour 1 Day 1 Week 1 Month Forever
Login with username, password and session length

[Hects Hakal]

I am bored and i will give my cookie to anyone who will tell me a good joke (have 10 cookies)

[Gimper]

A blond is driving down the road and looks over in a cornfield. She sees another blond in a row-boat sitting in the middle of the field, rowing and rowing and rowing. The blond in the car yells "Your making yourself look like an idiot! Your the kind of B**** that gives us blonds a bad name! Now if I could swim, I'd come out there and kick your a**!"

[Gimper]

This ones kind of gross, but here goes...
How do you fit three gay guys on a bar stool? TURN IT UPSIDE DOWN!
*gag*

[Hects Hakal]

Only one cookie per person,you got one PM me for details

[Jackiepaipai]

I found a funny one on internet:

"Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening', and then proceed to tell you why it isn't."

[Hects Hakal]

Know it try harder

[Chewbakka]

A bear walks into a bar and sits down, he says to the bartender, "I'll have a jack and a............coke". The bartender says the to bear, "why the big pause?" The bear replies, "I can't help it, I was born with them".

[Hects Hakal]

Chewbakka PM me for cookie

[Deadeye]

God said "I will put kind, loving women on all four corners of the Earth", then he made the earth round.

[Cyber Jesus]

How many ghouls does it take to change a lightbulb?
They don't need to, they just hudle around the glowing one!

[Kombajn]

What is the difference between priest and thief?

Thief does not fuck kids.

[Hects Hakal]

Dead eye,cyber Jesus and kombajn PM me 4 teh cookie(5 Cookies left)

[Gimper]

Heh i really dont want a cookie, i just wanted to share my comic mischief lol.

[Mike Crosser]

Some guy is driving in his car listening to his new voice recognition radio ( when you say rock music it starts playing rock music or if you say bad haircuts it starts playing the 80s stuff etc. etc.).Then all of a sudden kids run across the road and the guy barely avoids hitting them . He then says "f***ing kids" and the radio starts playing Michael Jackson.

[Deadeye]

Was asked to post it was a safe trade, and it was. Thanks for the cookie!