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[LagMaster]

post here the forum's and IRCs moast funny, interesting, faily, insulting(but legal) posts

note: please add the autor and please do not post your quotes
let's start:

-another idea is to make alts craftable via workbench (1 bio med gel, 5 meat jerky, 10 fruit, 2 junk and 1 blue vault 13 suit)

autor: Vindict in the sugestion with the concerning alts... sugestion

[Boon Lived]

I found this one funny...

so, shut up, you criminal

Author: LagMaster in the 228 thread. (i found it funny, nothing against you.)

[Vindict]

-another idea is to make alts craftable via workbench (1 bio med gel, 5 meat jerky, 10 fruit, 2 junk and 1 blue vault 13 suit)

this is not funny, this is serious 

[runboy93]

oh, damn.. look at you... sounden all "smart" and all. no really, uh, who gives a shit.

Ghostiez and his way to talk

[Hololasima]

Ghostiez and his way to talk

No really, uh, who gives a shit ? Look at you all "smart" and all !

[avv]

Qlang did it first

[Bantz]

Those are all fine, but come on, epic quote? Nobody will remember them in two months.

That one did and will stand the test of time:

"interesting, i'm important guy in biggest gang and biggest alliance, yet noone respects me"

Havoc87, RedDot member at the times of North Alliance

[Kilgore]

Yes, and this:

"We didnt know how many you were. Its just being careful since preview is overpowered. You should thank me to let you live."

Shangalar, another member of NA

[Schwartz]

In-game quotes are allowed?

If yes:
23:00:52 • Warhead: give me 1000 caps or i will kill you
23:00:56 • You see spejsc.
23:01:06 • Warhead: really
23:01:10 • Tumppikillah: Nope
23:01:11 • spejsc: kill me first
23:01:14 • spejsc was hit for 114 hit points and was killed.
23:01:16 • Tumppikillah was hit for 111 hit points and was killed.
23:01:18 • spejsc: ...noob...

happend in NCR Tumppikilah wants buy 10 hides for 1000 caps.

[db2]

[03:54] [03:54] <[228]-Mabus> STUPID GAME!!!
[03:54] [03:54] <[228]-Mabus> STUPID GMS!!!
[03:54] [03:54] <[228]-Mabus> STUPID WORLD!!!!!
[03:54] [03:54] <[228]-Mabus> F*** U ALLL AND GO TO HELLL
[03:54] [03:54] <[228]-Mabus> i go smoke ganja..

now when i first saw that i was like ok i must be high

[yoz]

Schwartz, mine is funnier

19:14:47 • darmatter: stop shooting
19:14:52 • yoz kage: ok
19:14:56 • darmatter: we arnt here for you
19:15:01 • yoz kage: lol
19:15:01 • darmatter: were looking for brahmin
19:15:07 • yoz kage: but i am here for you
19:15:14 • darmatter was hit for 37 hit points.
19:15:44 • darmatter: ...fucking shit this game...
19:15:48 • yoz kage: lol
19:15:49 • darmatter: ...iv not even been here 5 minutes...
19:15:53 • yoz kage: hahaha

[headshot]

Bluesuit to 250hp guy with Brotherhood Armor and Avenger

Bluesuit: Give me your stuff!
Armed guy: ?
Bluesuit: GIVE ME YOUR STUFF NOW!
Armed guy: Why?
(Bluesuit turning back)
Bluesuit: Because I'm geckon!

[Schwartz]

Schwartz, mine is funnier

19:14:47 • darmatter: stop shooting
19:14:52 • yoz kage: ok
19:14:56 • darmatter: we arnt here for you
19:15:01 • yoz kage: lol
19:15:01 • darmatter: were looking for brahmin
19:15:07 • yoz kage: but i am here for you
19:15:14 • darmatter was hit for 37 hit points.
19:15:44 • darmatter: ...fucking shit this game...
19:15:48 • yoz kage: lol
19:15:49 • darmatter: ...iv not even been here 5 minutes...
19:15:53 • yoz kage: hahaha

Ha, nice rage one Y

[Eternauta]

Not really "epic", but actually quite trollish. I include a nice reply.

<[228]-Mabus> Gecko mine still guarded 228. I go sleep. All good night and HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!! =^____^=
<Surf_Solar_> Fuck you, Mabus. No one cares.

[raynor009]

Not really "epic", but actually quite trollish. I include a nice reply.

That one was cold.