Coz' i am a maaaaaaaaad pirate and i capture tha' server an' downloadin' pr0n all the day.
Watch my mighty, mate
Im Caiptn-shot-me-to-dead
An' Im singin' all the day:
You need patience, to bee a succesfully Pirateeeee
You need to sleep, at this Timeeeee
Doin' somethin' awesoomeee like playing E-Guitar
Ask you always: what would a pirate doooo