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How to know youre addicted of Fonline

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LagMaster:
157.you die virgin, cuz you can't have sex(loool)

Wichura:
158. While being in any room you are standing back to doors, to not get critical shot in eyes.

Yes, it happens to me.

gordulan:
159. You build a 10 foot tall brick wall to simulate the Stonewall perk.
160. You take the wall wherever you go, 'cause you can never be too careful about snipers.

Roachor:
You suck off a porn star and get paid 5 bottlecaps  :'(

Linoleum:
162. When your parking your car, you kill anyone near by so they don't steal it when you leave the area.
163. You don't practice. You know that practice doesn't make perfect, leveling up and assigning skill points makes perfect.
164. It doesn't matter how good you are at something, you know you have a 5% chance of fucking it up anyway.
165. If you see someone not paying attention, you start fishing around in their pockets, always.
166. You are almost fluent in reading and writing Russian, but don't know how to pronounce ANY of the words you know
167. When you have parked your car, you drop the key somewhere close to it, so you don't get killed and lose it
168. If you break a bone, and your not a doctor, you kill yourself so you don't have to pay to get it fixed
169. When someone comes to your house uninvited, you start shooting immediately to stop them raping your base
170. When out with friends, you can't be the designated driver because your CH is too low

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