Well, fa-diddle my dong and call me Kong! Happy birthday Al' old pal! I wrote you a poem as a gift.
*Clears Throat*Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I banged your girlfriend,
And this doesn't rhyme.
Seriously, happy birthday bro.
Also, I graffiti'd your car bro!
PS. That's YOUR girl in the passenger seat. Heheh....