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[Goooodi]

A bluesuiter noticed a sign in the wasteland, while he was walking through it. He started to read it:
"If you go forward - you'll be fucked in the ass."
"If you go on the right - you'll be fucked in the ass."
"If you go on the left - you'll be fucked in the ass."
"If you go back - you'll be fucked in the ass."
He was standing still and thinking "What to do?" and then a gang of raiders jumped after a rock and shouted: "HEY YOU! Think faster! Or else we'll fuck your ass!"

[Gimper]

A bluesuiter noticed a sign in the wasteland, while he was walking through it. He started to read it:
"If you go forward - you'll be fucked in the ass."
"If you go on the right - you'll be fucked in the ass."
"If you go on the left - you'll be fucked in the ass."
"If you go back - you'll be fucked in the ass."
He was standing still and thinking "What to do?" and then a gang of raiders jumped after a rock and shouted: "HEY YOU! Think faster! Or else we'll fuck your ass!"

This is quite accurate to what happened to me as a noob, but this is totally irrelevent.

[Swinglinered]

two strings walk into a bar
There is a sign that says "no strings allowed"
the bartender points at the sign and says "get out of here!"

Outside of the bar, one of the strings messes up his hair then goes back inside

the bartender says "hey! Aren't you a string?"

The string says "No, I'm a frayed knot".

[Gimper]

All these jokes are quite funny and all, but i have yet to see anyone who commented on my skin....

[Slaver Snipe]

Install Ubuntu and run it in Wine?

what??? i thought that was for mac.

Yeah, using 2 jokes with you at the center of both, I win at least to nerds although I doubt you are one due to the aforementioned jokes. 

[Horatio]

I could suggest Gimper to compile his own core, you know. A Nix OS devoted solely to run FOnline, the Harshnix.

[g4ce]

HAHAHA!!! this was actually hilarious, because this is how I first started Fonline2238. And its also related to the game, which gives it more uniqueness. Give me some jokes like this people! You wouldn't a 0% speecher to have this lovely skin would you?

oh so you have been fucked up the ass and this is how you started playing fonline 2238 :S is this how you got related to the game lol fuck man

anyways man here are my jokes

What does it mean when you see a bunch of blacks running in one direction?
a fucking Jail break

What does FUBU really stand for?
 Farmers used to buy us.

[racoon]

Gimper, you're not going to give this char to anyone i guess. Or eventually you will pick best joke after half year?

[Gimper]

Gimper, you're not going to give this char to anyone i guess. Or eventually you will pick best joke after half year?

Or you could read what I said a few posts ago? durr hurr! Geez some people are so ignorant.....

[Horatio]

So basically you wait for the three contestants to tell a joke you can select a winner from? Because quite a lot of time passed and theyve could have lost their interest already.

[Gimper]

So basically you wait for the three contestants to tell a joke you can select a winner from? Because quite a lot of time passed and theyve could have lost their interest already.

A joke? a winner? what are you talking about?

[Andr3aZ]

Yes that's exactly what I want, and if these 3 contestants lost their interest, then I will keep the skin.

Weeeeeeell Sheeeat, way to make people your personal jesters.

[DeputyDope]

Yes that's exactly what I want, and if these 3 contestants lost their interest, then I will keep the skin.

bullshit excuse. maybe give the character to me, i'll reinstall this game.

[Tomowolf]

To not say my post is offtopic I'll post a LOL joke here :
Small John asks mother "Mo-Mo-mommy, do all in our fa-fa-family are st-st-stutters?"
Mom replies "No Jo-jo-johny, Ask Au-aunt Nelly."
Johnny asks aunt "How do-do-es sun lo-loo-looks like?
Aunt replies "YyyyYyyyyyyy!"

[Slaver Snipe]

What fun, I was the only "final" contestant to tell a joke, Gimper goes back and changes all of his posts to act like he wasn't giving anything away yay troll Gimper activated.