wtf my entry got deleted? So racism is totally cool but jokes about the church aren't?
One night a drunken farmer stumbles upstairs into his bedroom waking up his wife. His wife sits up and sees her husband holding a sheep under his arm.
"This is the Pig I've been fucking" he yells.
"You Idiot", says the wife "Thats not a pig, its a sheep"
The farmer yells, "Shut the fuck up, I wasn't talking to you"