The egg must be destroyed, for the sake of all that is decent in the wasteland, and tasty tasty omelettes. Devotion to Satan is one thing but think of the greater good that can be accomplished with a giant egg feast, egg zactly, most egg zelent an egg stravaganza.
2338, where you can fight flamewars about gods both you and your "enemy" do not believe in. 2238 -> even worse than the real world.