Barbarians! Today Egg spoke to me again, His voice was pure, great and beautiful! I was in Reno that time, buying more Jet, but when i heard this voice, this magnificent whisper in my head - i had no doubts. I knew - Egg chose me because i m way cooler then others. And he said to me - "You will go and bring me those who say false words and try to poison you with devil ideas. And I will eat them to cleanse wastelands from this sickness - for good. After this you will give me more children.
And you should buy more Jet, William (he call me William) coze you know how it is - its just not enough. You have to take more"
So, anyway you will be eaten and only i can hear His voice. That's pretty much how it works.
May Egg have mercy upon your souls.
And Lovecraft... for some reason.