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Author Topic: San Francisco mermaid.  (Read 4306 times)

San Francisco mermaid.
« on: August 02, 2012, 09:00:16 pm »

Recently, i saw a mermaid in Frisco. We had a nice phylosophical talk about fish and women.



Especially in this picture.


As for me, i prefer a thinking, talking companion - because human social needs are ranked above sexual urges, imho.
Also, that thing on the right is disturbing.
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Re: San Francisco mermaid.
« Reply #1 on: August 02, 2012, 09:02:04 pm »

Tits are too small id choose B
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Re: San Francisco mermaid.
« Reply #2 on: August 02, 2012, 09:28:12 pm »

Small C, but if it's push-up it could be A.
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Re: San Francisco mermaid.
« Reply #3 on: August 02, 2012, 09:47:34 pm »

hmm small tits, I want pussy half.
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Re: San Francisco mermaid.
« Reply #4 on: August 02, 2012, 10:54:36 pm »

Lets see, the one on the left has a brain, is a great swimmer who can catch fish easily and doesn't have to be underwater to breathe.

The one on the right would be a terrible swimmer, could only catch fish in its mouth, has no arms, has to stay underwater to breathe and would probably be eaten while living in the water.

I would choose the one on the left by far.  Those of you who would choose the one on the right have your priorities wrong and would not survive a zombie apocalypse.
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Re: San Francisco mermaid.
« Reply #5 on: August 02, 2012, 10:56:16 pm »

Lets see, the one on the left has a brain, is a great swimmer who can catch fish easily and doesn't have to be underwater to breathe.

The one on the right would be a terrible swimmer, could only catch fish in its mouth which is unlikely to happen due to being a terrible swimmer, has to stay underwater to breathe and would probably be eaten while living in the water.

I would choose the one on the left by far.  Those of you who would choose the one on the right have your priorities wrong and would not survive a zombie apocalypse.
lol they choose one of right because she has pussy.they are trapped on a island, might as well get laid.
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Re: San Francisco mermaid.
« Reply #6 on: August 02, 2012, 10:57:30 pm »

I realize they chose that one due to that but the one on the right still has a mouth which is good enough and she can help you survive.
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Re: San Francisco mermaid.
« Reply #7 on: August 02, 2012, 10:59:09 pm »

I realize they chose that one due to that but the one on the right still has a mouth which is good enough and she can help you survive.

ah yes she can do blowjobs good thinking!
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Re: San Francisco mermaid.
« Reply #8 on: August 02, 2012, 11:21:57 pm »

A - blowjob, handjob, titfuck, facefuck and u can take her on vacation...
B - pussy and it smell like fish, ass and it smell like fish
i prefer A and cheat on her for pussy ;D
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Re: San Francisco mermaid.
« Reply #9 on: August 03, 2012, 12:37:26 am »

A - blowjob, handjob, titfuck, facefuck and u can take her on vacation...
B - pussy and it smell like fish, ass and it smell like fish
i prefer A and cheat on her for pussy ;D
Winner.
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Re: San Francisco mermaid.
« Reply #10 on: August 03, 2012, 02:21:59 am »

But left one would just keep on talking and talking...
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Re: San Francisco mermaid.
« Reply #11 on: August 03, 2012, 02:26:37 am »

Doesn't matter who I choose, I would Just eat them to survive for a while.
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Re: San Francisco mermaid.
« Reply #12 on: August 03, 2012, 03:32:19 am »

I'd pick regular fish. You can eat them or slice them open for sex.
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Re: San Francisco mermaid.
« Reply #13 on: August 04, 2012, 11:26:00 pm »

I do not have a dirty mind, thank you...
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Re: San Francisco mermaid.
« Reply #14 on: August 04, 2012, 11:51:30 pm »

A - blowjob, handjob, titfuck, facefuck and u can take her on vacation...
B - pussy and it smell like fish, ass and it smell like fish
i prefer A and cheat on her for pussy ;D
This sounds very reasonable.
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