1. Think of the great items that could be inside.
2. Run around picking up Junk.
3. Wait and think about nothing as long as you can.
4. See if taking Light Step was really worth it.
5. Bring a friend with you and test your insult skills.
6. Hide around a corner and wait for unsuspecting victims.
7. Carry a Radio set to channel 0.
8. Walk in a circle.
9. ~requesthelp and ask if the locker is bugged or not.
10. Start a roleplay conversation with yourself.