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Frenchy:
Lets start !


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Michaelh139:
Scenario/situation with my engineer teacher.

Me:  So this project is worth 5% of my whole grade right?
Teacher:  yes.
Me:  So, I have a 78% now...  *shows progress report*
Teacher:  Yeah.
Me:  So if I got a zero on this project I'd have a 73% right?
Teacher: Yes....
Me:  And that's passing right?
Teacher:  uhh....  yeah.
Me:  Cool.

I was supposed to make a pasta tower.   :)

p.s. As I walked to my seat, I noticed his hand started reaching for his face....

Jescri:
Some weeks ago, I was walking in the street, and I girl came to me and asked me a cigarette paper ... So I gave her a paper ... a real big sheet of paper from my bag.

She didnt laugh.

Pryszczu666:
Once My math teacher wanted to give me F as a graduation grade in high school, so i walked to window and acted desperatly, started to scream that: " I'll jump ! " The teacher started to laugh, but when i steped on the window base, opened the window and throw my bag from 10 Meters high, sayin': " You want to destroy me ?! I don't have a reason to live anyway ! " He gave me C and almost shit his pants...

Lizard:
I was about to make my driving license (the theory part) and didn't knew the date for it - i forgot it completely. So i randomly walk in the school to ask the teacher and he says: "so, you think you can manage this, you learned well?" I say yes and ask him when it starts. Instead of answering, he hands me a exam sheet, which i assume as a copy of the official exam paper, saying, ""Let's see."
No sweat, i think, he wants to check my learning level, so i fill it with two errors, what was okay.
After that, i hand him the sheet back, he checks it. So i ask again, when was the official date for the exam? He gives me a hand to shake and says: "Congratulations."

Could you imagine my face expression at that moment? "Thank you...?"

(I'm sorry, did i just passed my exam and didn't even notice that i was doing it, Mr. Teacher?)

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