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[treminater]

I was going to BoS main base lost hills,and when i got there i saw body at the door that the gaurds had just killed.I looted him and got various usefull loot...but the funny part is that it was the guy that had killed me minutes earlier. 


so tell your lucky/funny wasteland stories here.

*edit*just realized i put this in the wrong section...i ment to put in general discussion.

[Swinglinered]

Funniest thing is I log into by BG crafter guy that I had been ignoring for months- I just made him to have a full set of crafters.

Now I can't join BoS.

Too late for him.

ok, more seriously was before they fixed the guard AI, you could bet one to burst you so it hits another guard.

The feedback loop would create a massive firefight.

[LagMaster]

last game sesion(about an year and a half ago) i found in VC inner city a guys loot. it was worth about 20k caps, evem more
+ it had the FA and Chemestry books(needed for crafting back there)

[Doctor Eex]

last game sesion(about an year and a half ago) i found in VC inner city a guys loot. it was worth about 20k caps, evem more
+ it had the FA and Chemestry books(needed for crafting back there)

hey, give me ma loot back!!!

[T-888]

Okay i had bought 5 energy mercs and decided to level up 5 levels quickly for extra hp , so i equipped the mercs with supersledges and went to level up them around 38:14 on molerats , everything was going fine until some russian encountered me with 5 energy mercs too but they were equiped with lazer pistols so the fight went my supersledges vs lazer pistols and i won because i had lsw on my merc leader and forced the russian to leave i lost 1 merc but he 2 was a epic battle

[Graf]

I was very lucky when completing the test to join my faction (Rogues, SoT or DMC - that's how it called). They gave me a mission, to kill one particular guy, so I had to find him first. So I went to skype, finded his profile, contacted him and... surprisingly he was so kind to accept the invitation to go and have a couple of beers in the Den. So I came with friend, but then we realized, that he might be too powerful for both of us, because he was wearing metal armor mk2 (back then it was kinda top armor) and a plasma rifle. So I told him, that I will give him a beer via trade, he opened an exchange window... and then my friend started shooting him. Funny thing is that he thought that I'm the other guy, he knew from OBT-2, that's why he accepted the invitation. After all I've joined my faction, where I'm being a member so far.

[CaptOmg]

Okay so I was wearing tesla armor at Necropolis, so im attacked by some EW dude with plasma and here is what happened.

Enemy aims for head

CaptieCat was hit in the head for 15 hitpoints.

Enemy does a regular shot

CaptieCat was critically hit for 137 points, having his armor bypassed.
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Was sorta amazing and funny at the same time

[runboy93]

Okay so I was wearing tesla armor at Necropolis, so im attacked by some EW dude with plasma and here is what happened.

Enemy aims for head

CaptieCat was hit in the head for 15 hitpoints.

Enemy does a regular shot

CaptieCat was critically hit for 137 points, having his armor bypassed.
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Was sorta amazing and funny at the same time

Happened me many times in past against laser pistol.
Criticals are just almost everything in battle and skills of course.

[avv]

I was hunting pking russians in Redding with my pal. I wore tesla. Because my pal had 5 mercs we agreed for him to stay in worldmap. I checked the elevator and got insta in the head from laser pistol. I asked my pal to come help and he started running from the mine grid to elevator shaft while this russian spams me in the head with laserpistol. Because of the tesla The following like 12 shots were so weak that he didn't manage to do any damage on me while I was hanging around with the insta'd 0 hps. Eventually my pal landed on him with the 5 pistolmercs and gave FA.

[Who Killed Bambi]

once i come to reno, meet here miss kitty, she say i musr save my village... then i become porn star and pro boxing guy, killed all families in reno (about wright family), find mauser, shoot myself in foot again. oh, this is not confession board 

[_Youkai_]

My pal, was moving the itens from our Gas Station to an Old Bunker. He put all the stuff in a cow with his traveller char. (200%outd*, Pathfinder, etc). I logged in my lockpicker char to do new lockers, etc. I use the traveller char and I knew that's kinda rare find and forced to enter a encounter.
Then shit happened, Murphy's Law do exist.
At the very first square we found an encounter, forced to enter, was 2 groups of npcs: humans and mole rats. The humans killed the rats, and came with aaall that rage against the cow. To help a bluesuit droped from sky and joined the chaos. The cows now is dead, and the traveller was running with nade to kill the blue. And me as lockpicker started to eat psycho, buffout, etc...
All good things was gone. My friend was so down after this. xD
Afterall, was all his idea to trasnport by a cow. A f***ing single cow.

*correction: 300%outd

[Grommok]

Never trust cows mon. Use Brahmins instead XD

[_Youkai_]

Cow is the name of my Brahmin. 
Maybe: "My focking cow". 

[Swinglinered]

My pal, was moving the itens from our Gas Station to an Old Bunker. He put all the stuff in a cow with his traveller char. (200%outd, Pathfinder, etc). I logged in my lockpicker char to do new lockers, etc. I use the traveller char and I knew that's kinda rare find and forced to enter a encounter.
Then shit happened, Murphy's Law do exist.
At the very first square we found an encounter, forced to enter, was 2 groups of npcs: humans and mole rats. The humans killed the rats, and came with aaall that rage against the cow. To help a bluesuit droped from sky and joined the chaos. The cows now is dead, and the traveller was running with nade to kill the blue. And me as lockpicker started to eat psycho, buffout, etc...
All good things was gone. My friend was so down after this. xD
Afterall, was all his idea to trasnport by a cow. A f***ing single cow.

Radio for second cow?

[_Youkai_]

My group is very limited when we talk about members.
2-3 members is normal, 4 is a large group and 5 I'm ready to take control of the wastelands.

This day was only my friend and me.     Murphy's Law...