There's a lot of crap they'll have to shovel...
Seriously, this is non-plussed minimization.
"Hey, it farted and has tummy aches, big deal, lol. Chernobyl kid even had a diarrhea in class room, back then, what was kinda hilarious, too."
But then again, how would you explain it to a kid, that nuklear boy has its intestines melted, is dying and his decaying, rotting corpse will kill a lot of people and make half of Japan uninhabitable for the next 10.000 years and there's own leader's fault?
It won't be CUTE.