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[ditty smalls]

My life is going to substantially improve when the bombs hit. I can survive an asteroid I don't give a fuck nigga.

[Surf]

I see. 

Good Luck surviving , when not only the earths surface is destroyed (like in a nuclear war), but when the earth itself just cracks and blows up. There is not a single chance in surviving a major asteroid impact. If it's size goes over a certain number, we are fucked.

[ditty smalls]

We'll see about that, motherfucker! Preparation is key!

[LagMaster]

well,tehnicly that is imposible,why?


1.Jupiter, the vacumegravity cleaner of out solar sistem whill suck everything is veary big in his orpit or im himself
2.The asteroide belt:it will stop a lot of big asteroides
3.The Atmospere:will stop all the asteroides

and all this are natural defences, tohning made by human, haha, got you whit this 1 Surf!!!!

[Surf]

1.Jupiter, the vacumegravity cleaner of out solar sistem whill suck everything is veary big in his orpit or im himself

That's true. But some asteroids (if they are big enough) either dodge Jupiters gravity, or get in its own "satellite" system (Europa etc).

2.The asteroide belt:it will stop a lot of big asteroides

Same like in point 1 - if they are big enough, the asteroid belt is more like mosquito stings to the huge aseroid.

3.The Atmospere:will stop all the asteroides

It's actually quite thin and never could "defend" against a class A celestial body (planet like "rocks", huge ass asteroids etc.)

Also, there is not really a way invented by humans to stop such a thing. You didn't got me on this one, but the discussion is interesting.

[ditty smalls]

I think if we all held hands and prayed together, we could make the asteroid go away

[Surf]

Me and my halfassed Science-Fag-Friends wouldn't approve on that.

But, to put that here, just for you: Maybe Molly Ringwald (?) is so awesome that she holds up the Asteroid.

[ditty smalls]

There is nothing that Molly can't do.

[gordulan]

or we could use pamela anderson's boobs to bounce the asteroid away from us

[Crazy]

All nations would ally to send as much and as big thermo-nuclear fusion bomb as they can, and pray it will be enough to avoid collision/destroy asteroid ;p

[Enzo]

All nations would ally to send as much and as big thermo-nuclear fusion bomb as they can, and pray it will be enough to avoid collision/destroy asteroid ;p

sci-fi... gues why...

[xanister]

Drink 3 pints of beer, eat some salted pretzels, and don't forget your towel.

[Mr Feltzer]

Rape, Bang, L00t And Dig into a hole, And Rape inside the Hole, In that Order

[gordulan]

Drink 3 pints of beer, eat some salted pretzels, and don't forget your towel.

hmm, you got one of those hitchhikers thumb-rings? That's the most important item, without it the 3 pints will only help you feel less when you're permanently disintegrated...

[runboy93]

I just launch my homemade nuclear bomb
Destruction may be "little" smaller than real one.