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Title: It's doomsday! What would you do in your last 24 hours?
Post by: Surf on August 02, 2010, 09:25:47 pm
As the title says. I know, it's kind of a forum standard to have such a thread, but I am always interested in peoples opinions in other communities. So, imagine apocalypse comes in 24 hours. Be it a huge ass meteor, some gamma ray burst, doesn't matter what you will do, you will die. ;)

What would you do in your remaining time? Just sit and watch the show? Grab some drug cocktail to tighten the party?
Discuss. :)
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Post by: Enzo on August 02, 2010, 09:27:32 pm
fucking girls, killing people, tasting human flesh  ;D
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Post by: Agavar on August 02, 2010, 09:28:59 pm
I think I could finally quit smoking.
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Post by: Michaelh139 on August 02, 2010, 09:29:43 pm
I would take a baseball bat and clock every motherfucker thats pissed me off.
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Post by: Ned Logan on August 02, 2010, 09:30:38 pm
sex, drugs & rock'n'roll
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Post by: gordulan on August 02, 2010, 09:33:22 pm
fucking spree, looting spree, killing spree (all in that order)
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Post by: Surf on August 02, 2010, 09:34:35 pm
fucking girls, killing people, tasting human flesh  ;D

Expected similar stuff. ;) Come on guys! Be a bit more creative! Taking some people to the astral level may be funny, but man, you have 24 hours! It'd become boring after the 5th guy you took out. ;)

Why not break into a rich mans house, taking all the money, go to the biggest building in your town. Burn the money, throw it down that building! No one would even care about that stuff.

Or go into your local stadium, play football or some stuff where elsewhere only Pros are allowed! Play Football naked.

etc.. :P
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Post by: gordulan on August 02, 2010, 09:36:35 pm
play soccer with the local mayor's head (just so americans can understand)
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Post by: Michaelh139 on August 02, 2010, 09:42:38 pm
Expected similar stuff. ;) Come on guys! Be a bit more creative! Taking some people to the astral level may be funny, but man, you have 24 hours! It'd become boring after the 5th guy you took out. ;)
Trust me...  Never gets old.

That is until yu do but you got 24 hours and still in the prime of your life, why not just kill ass holes?\












If I had a nuke i'd shoot The sun....  Oooo  how i hate that fucking sun, all those burns...  (I'm a god damn red head).
Title: Re: It's doomsday! What would you do in your last 24 hours?
Post by: gordulan on August 02, 2010, 09:44:20 pm
the sun is a big fat nuke, but has fusion instead of fission
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Post by: Surf on August 02, 2010, 09:48:10 pm
How would one be able to nuke the sun? :P
Not that "she" would care, when the bomb arrives the sun, you would be dead anyway in the meantime, you would need ALOT more time then just 24 hours. And remember, the light needs 8 minutes from the sun to the earth. And lights speed is huge. See! Bursted your bubble!

Otherwise, some Dr.Strangelove Action is a good idea. I always wanted to mount a thermonuclear bomb!

(http://www.burpelsonafb.com/strangelovemedia/images/riding%20the%20bomb.jpg)


On a sidenote, it's fun how nearly everyone mentions killing someone when the old rules are gone. One could write some works about that. ;)
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Post by: Izual on August 02, 2010, 11:22:36 pm
I suppose I'd go alone or with a close friend into some desert place, maybe a forest, then think :)
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Post by: Tomowolf on August 03, 2010, 12:25:28 am
Nerd brain : Hmm - plai FOnline - bomb people :D
My brain: drink all shop alcohol's , run naked in city XD
Title: Re: It's doomsday! What would you do in your last 24 hours?
Post by: Surf on August 03, 2010, 12:32:53 am
Ofcourse this topic isn't meant 100% serious, but it's the first time I see reactions on a forum like yours.
Only thing I really could understand is Izual's - I'd probably do the same thing, soaking up all the beauty before it fades, listening to as much music as possible etc...

Would you guys REALLY go on several killing, looting sprees? What's the point in destroying things which will be gone away in a few hours anyway? ;)
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Post by: Enzo on August 03, 2010, 07:34:11 am
Expected similar stuff. ;) Come on guys! Be a bit more creative! Taking some people to the astral level may be funny, but man, you have 24 hours! It'd become boring after the 5th guy you took out. ;)

Why not break into a rich mans house, taking all the money, go to the biggest building in your town. Burn the money, throw it down that building! No one would even care about that stuff.

Or go into your local stadium, play football or some stuff where elsewhere only Pros are allowed! Play Football naked.

etc.. :P

rather I will be killing politics  :P
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Post by: smoothjesus on August 03, 2010, 07:51:28 am
I'd probably be stuck at home with a rifle protecting my family because of assholes like everybody in this thread.

but if they were safe i'd break into a car yard and go for a very fast drive in a nice car to the airport. Pack a parachute and hop in a little plane, fly over my house, jump out... repeat until bored. Then visit the local politician's house for an ol' fashioned lynching, if I'm not too late already. Then retire at a nice house in a nice neighborhood next to a warm money fire for some booze and hooker time.

That creative enough?
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Post by: Dark Angel on August 03, 2010, 07:51:48 am
my last 24 h ? i go eat somethink GOOD , drink somethink GOOD , and after it i go robbed bank and girl :P
Title: Re: It's doomsday! What would you do in your last 24 hours?
Post by: Saumax on August 03, 2010, 10:28:04 am
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rather I will be killing politics
now you mention it ;], honestly i would do usualy stuff except working ;]
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Post by: ditty smalls on August 03, 2010, 11:53:43 am
Blog about it.
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Post by: Pluto on August 03, 2010, 12:34:19 pm
Well...

I shall think over every thing I ever imagined doing,then just do it without any regret whatsoever.And that includes raping everyone.

...Am I a monster?
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Post by: gordulan on August 03, 2010, 12:36:33 pm
everyone? Including guys & random animals?
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Post by: Saumax on August 03, 2010, 12:37:10 pm
someone would say so, most important is behave yourself... damn that something what i cannot do ;D
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Post by: avv on August 03, 2010, 12:43:19 pm
You couldn't do anything because everyone else was also trying to do everything. Unless you were the only one who knew about the doomsday.
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Post by: Izual on August 03, 2010, 12:45:42 pm
On a second thought, I'd probably log in FOnline, go to Shady Sands and shouting "WIPE !!! WIPE !!!!111111".
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Post by: gordulan on August 03, 2010, 12:48:25 pm
well, ther's a military base just across the street from where I live, so getting a few weapons oughtn't be a probem.
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Post by: ditty smalls on August 03, 2010, 01:01:52 pm
Funny thing about military bases... they tend to be guarded by a ton of military dudes with guns.
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Post by: z0m2h14 on August 03, 2010, 03:17:30 pm
At first i ll help friends/relatives to get their sacred wish come true if possible then i would go to closest airport and hj plane, always wanted to fly one, i think i even wouldn't be bothered by landing through, if airport not available maybe blow up some building if there are explosives somewhere around, in any case I ll write/scribe last letter or something similar that could survive doomsday.
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Post by: gordulan on August 03, 2010, 03:30:04 pm
a funny thing about military dudes, I live in sweden, and I'm friends with the ranked officers, and have a contract with them that if everything goes to hell I'll be able to take a selection of weapons (made one of the higher ranked officers sign when he was drunk  8), so yeah, I have everything covered for a bit of fun)
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Post by: ditty smalls on August 03, 2010, 04:34:56 pm
Can you get me the hookup? PMing you now.
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Post by: Alvarez on August 03, 2010, 04:42:33 pm
Doomsday, huh?

Think about my previous life.
Hard.

Then get a holy book and start asking for forgiveness, hoping i'm done for the rest of the day.
Then, if i'm not with my family, climb atop the highest place and meet the unevitable WITH STYLE.
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Post by: Enzo on August 03, 2010, 06:27:01 pm
a funny thing about military dudes, I live in sweden, and I'm friends with the ranked officers, and have a contract with them that if everything goes to hell I'll be able to take a selection of weapons (made one of the higher ranked officers sign when he was drunk  8), so yeah, I have everything covered for a bit of fun)

if it is really true, then you are really dumb, if you write about it on internet... man, you' re lying, or you are sooooo stupid...  ;)
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Post by: Nice_Boat on August 03, 2010, 06:31:15 pm
Unavoidable, like a big-ass meteor?
Party HARD. Then grab a shotgun and get things done my way one last time.

Avoidable, like a nuclear war?
Oh well. Buy more food, alcohol and ammo, place sandbags all around the basement, make sure fallout has no way of getting inside, grab an oil lamp, some candles and enough books to last me 2 years, bring a radio, a tv set and my computer/playstation (oh well, maybe somehow the EMP wouldn't get there  ;D ), some comfy stuff for sleeping and wait for it brooding about how fucked up the world is.
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Post by: Crazy on August 03, 2010, 06:43:35 pm
Grab as much drug and drink as I can, a sound system, and go for THE FUCKING LAST PARTY, WILL BE EPIC!
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Post by: LPLimbos on August 03, 2010, 10:42:46 pm
I bet 50% of the people that posted here will be crying around his family like everybody else in the world

i mean dude is the fucking end of the world all you know and loved is going to end and you go and destroy it all?
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Post by: RavenousRat on August 03, 2010, 10:45:40 pm
I bet 50% of the people that posted here will be crying around his family like everybody else in the world

i mean dude is the fucking end of the world all you know and loved is going to end and you go and destroy it all?
24 hours or 10 years or 80 years, anyway you'll die. Also when you die you won't care about that you died, because you're dead and can't care about anything, also when you die your brain will act at max and time will be slowed down for you at x(very much) times and you'll see whole your life again and probably again and again, so don't worry about death.
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Post by: Michaelh139 on August 03, 2010, 11:59:57 pm
24 hours or 10 years or 80 years, anyway you'll die. Also when you die you won't care about that you died, because you're dead and can't care about anything, also when you die your brain will act at max and time will be slowed down for you at x(very much) times and you'll see whole your life again and probably again and again, so don't worry about death.
LOL!!!!  This is how I've pictured death for about four years now lmao.
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Post by: ditty smalls on August 04, 2010, 12:03:35 am
Wow guys... you ever think that... we've actually been dead this whole time?? And that we are just reliving all of it...? Whoa... Try smaoking a marijuana and think about THAAT!!
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Post by: Quentin Lang on August 04, 2010, 12:10:10 am
I can imagine media announcing we going to be hit by huge asteroid and die, world goes crazy, killing, stealing everywhere and finally some kind of coal drops on earth, nothing serious and half world sitting in jail...
 ;D ;D ;D
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Post by: Enzo on August 04, 2010, 01:00:20 am
I can imagine media announcing we going to be hit by huge asteroid and die, world goes crazy, killing, stealing everywhere and finally some kind of coal drops on earth, nothing serious and half world sitting in jail...
 ;D ;D ;D

the world will be never the same... ;) supermodels raped, politicians killed, banks robbed, gangs ruling streets, yay ;D
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Post by: z0m2h14 on August 04, 2010, 09:22:32 am
politicans killed, yay fror that, in this case it would wrth it
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Post by: runboy93 on August 04, 2010, 11:33:27 am
I just take my fathers hunting rifle and hunt some fleeesh :D
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Post by: Saumax on August 04, 2010, 12:27:14 pm
there is just a little problem, most of people are usualy only brave in words, if something is up to then they would shit in their pants
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Post by: LagMaster on August 04, 2010, 01:30:27 pm
i whoud steal some titanium, a welder tool, some plumb and build myself a capsule to survive for me and a good ass loking girl(i whoud have told my girlfrand,but i do not have any :-[ )
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Post by: ditty smalls on August 04, 2010, 02:22:52 pm
Yeah, in all actuality, I've been preparing for the apocalypse all my life. I think I've got this covered. Bring it on, you piece of shit asteroid.
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Post by: Surf on August 04, 2010, 06:07:51 pm
Yeah, in all actuality, I've been preparing for the apocalypse all my life. I think I've got this covered. Bring it on, you piece of shit asteroid.

Good luck in dodging this "little" beauty. ;)

(http://newtech.aurum3.com/images/asteroid-hits-earth.jpg)

It would pulverize the earth, not a single "preparation" for the apocalypse would help you out here.
Also, I doubt that I even want to live further after the bombs fell etc. It's not really the life I want to live.
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Post by: ditty smalls on August 04, 2010, 06:16:09 pm
My life is going to substantially improve when the bombs hit. I can survive an asteroid I don't give a fuck nigga.
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Post by: Surf on August 04, 2010, 06:19:54 pm
I see.  ::)

Good Luck surviving , when not only the earths surface is destroyed (like in a nuclear war), but when the earth itself just cracks and blows up. There is not a single chance in surviving a major asteroid impact. If it's size goes over a certain number, we are fucked. :)
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Post by: ditty smalls on August 04, 2010, 07:49:57 pm
We'll see about that, motherfucker! Preparation is key!
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Post by: LagMaster on August 04, 2010, 08:32:04 pm
well,tehnicly that is imposible,why?


1.Jupiter, the vacumegravity cleaner of out solar sistem whill suck everything is veary big in his orpit or im himself
2.The asteroide belt:it will stop a lot of big asteroides
3.The Atmospere:will stop all the asteroides

and all this are natural defences, tohning made by human, haha, got you whit this 1 Surf!!!!
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Post by: Surf on August 05, 2010, 12:26:34 am

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1.Jupiter, the vacumegravity cleaner of out solar sistem whill suck everything is veary big in his orpit or im himself


That's true. But some asteroids (if they are big enough) either dodge Jupiters gravity, or get in its own "satellite" system (Europa etc).

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2.The asteroide belt:it will stop a lot of big asteroides

Same like in point 1 - if they are big enough, the asteroid belt is more like mosquito stings to the huge aseroid.

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3.The Atmospere:will stop all the asteroides

It's actually quite thin and never could "defend" against a class A celestial body (planet like "rocks", huge ass asteroids etc.)

Also, there is not really a way invented by humans to stop such a thing. You didn't got me on this one, but the discussion is interesting. ;)
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Post by: ditty smalls on August 05, 2010, 12:58:33 am
I think if we all held hands and prayed together, we could make the asteroid go away :)
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Post by: Surf on August 05, 2010, 01:00:21 am
Me and my halfassed Science-Fag-Friends wouldn't approve on that. ;)

But, to put that here, just for you: Maybe Molly Ringwald (?) is so awesome that she holds up the Asteroid. ;)
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Post by: ditty smalls on August 05, 2010, 01:04:16 am
There is nothing that Molly can't do.
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Post by: gordulan on August 05, 2010, 05:20:22 am
or we could use pamela anderson's boobs to bounce the asteroid away from us
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Post by: Crazy on August 05, 2010, 05:31:31 am
All nations would ally to send as much and as big thermo-nuclear fusion bomb as they can, and pray it will be enough to avoid collision/destroy asteroid ;p
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Post by: Enzo on August 05, 2010, 07:25:13 am
All nations would ally to send as much and as big thermo-nuclear fusion bomb as they can, and pray it will be enough to avoid collision/destroy asteroid ;p

sci-fi... gues why...
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Post by: xanister on August 05, 2010, 07:26:31 am
Drink 3 pints of beer, eat some salted pretzels, and don't forget your towel.
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Post by: Mr Feltzer on August 05, 2010, 07:30:10 am
Rape, Bang, L00t And Dig into a hole, And Rape inside the Hole, In that Order
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Post by: gordulan on August 13, 2010, 07:17:00 am
Drink 3 pints of beer, eat some salted pretzels, and don't forget your towel.
hmm, you got one of those hitchhikers thumb-rings? That's the most important item, without it the 3 pints will only help you feel less when you're permanently disintegrated...
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Post by: runboy93 on August 13, 2010, 07:55:58 am
I just launch my homemade nuclear bomb :P
Destruction may be "little" smaller than real one.
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Post by: SmartCheetah on August 14, 2010, 01:19:31 pm
Rape, Bang, L00t And Dig into a hole, And Rape inside the Hole, In that Order
Kill, burn, rape. Repeat. It should go in that order :P
Title: Re: It's doomsday! What would you do in your last 24 hours?
Post by: corosive on August 21, 2010, 06:48:06 am
Enjoy my last moments with my love in my arms for one last time...

And of course kill anybody who tried to ruin mankind's last 24 hours to live :P

That is to say I would play Fallout 1 and 2 until someone tried to break into my house... Yup, I ain't into rape, just sweet, sweet Fallout and justifiable murder... You sick puppies  ;D
Title: Re: It's doomsday! What would you do in your last 24 hours?
Post by: Surf on August 21, 2010, 06:56:49 am
Ok, time for another round, just because no one really answered my question.
WHY WOULD ANYONE EVEN CARE TO KILL SOME RANDOM PEOPLE? Are you people really that sick and insane?
I bet everyone of you would stay at its family and crap his pants, crying out the whole time. And this is not meant to be insulting, this is just the truth.
So dont lie, try to speak the truth.
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Post by: Enzo on August 21, 2010, 08:36:32 am
Ok, time for another round, just because no one really answered my question.
WHY WOULD ANYONE EVEN CARE TO KILL SOME RANDOM PEOPLE? Are you people really that sick and insane?
I bet everyone of you would stay at its family and crap his pants, crying out the whole time. And this is not meant to be insulting, this is just the truth.
So dont lie, try to speak the truth.

Why random people? Because in the end, everyone is guilty, death to all of them... ;D
Title: Re: It's doomsday! What would you do in your last 24 hours?
Post by: Surf on August 21, 2010, 08:38:27 am
Why random people? Because in the end, everyone is guilty, death to all of them... ;D

In the end, everyone is even more random then before.
Title: Re: It's doomsday! What would you do in your last 24 hours?
Post by: Sius on August 22, 2010, 12:40:33 am
Ok, time for another round, just because no one really answered my question.
WHY WOULD ANYONE EVEN CARE TO KILL SOME RANDOM PEOPLE? Are you people really that sick and insane?
I bet everyone of you would stay at its family and crap his pants, crying out the whole time. And this is not meant to be insulting, this is just the truth.
So dont lie, try to speak the truth.

They don't lie and they are not sick nor insane. Solar do you believe that mankind is something noble or kind or something like this? If there is new Colosseum opened next week where prisoners fight to death with chance to win their freedom do you honestly believe that people would not buy tickets to see such fights? Anyway back to topic: I think that some of them would stay with family, others would kill/rape/do some other shit in streets and some would try to keep things calm, defend their property etc... depends on the nature of a man.

But I think that if it was for sure that we (or even just me) are going to die in next 24 hours then I would fuck as much women as I could. But only those who would want me or I would pay for them and then well I would try some drugs or drink a lot or both, hell maybe even everything at once.


He who makes a beast of himself gets rid of the pain of being a man.
Title: Re: It's doomsday! What would you do in your last 24 hours?
Post by: runboy93 on August 22, 2010, 12:42:23 am
If i gonna die.. I take gun and shoot everyone who stand in my way.
Title: Re: It's doomsday! What would you do in your last 24 hours?
Post by: corosive on August 22, 2010, 01:59:29 am
Cut off the head, and the beast will die...

Doomsday would create a contagius massive worldwide hysteria... I.e people would act crazy and murder and rape; you take away our ability to be controlled and we will turn into beasts.  It's basic psychology isn't it?

Man, man never changes. The end of the world will happen exactly how we expected it. These fists do not love, and all souls... so young and wise are born into war; screaming, howlering and crying.

You made me love you and you made me cry
You should remember that you were born to die...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4yeoA8BVnIk