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Title: Fun stuff.
Post by: Quentin Lang on May 25, 2010, 06:17:28 pm
One thing i can surely say about the most of FOnline: 2238 community. It has humor. Since i started playing this game, i've had much laugh in it. Conversations, discussions, moments, great victories, silly people, Xoen. And not only things inside the game! The IRC, the forum. Had grins and laughs while reading them alot. And then i tought, i bet i aint the only one here who experiences silly or funny stuff around here, so why couldnt we share these things?

So, if you got any quotes, stories, screenshots, share them! Lets make a smile or two. Il start.

Stuff from the IRC i've saved.
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* Set by Librarian on Sun Apr 11 16:47:27
* Mystery sets mode: +v QLang
<+QLang> I came.
<@Izual> your sexual life is no interest to us
<+QLang> Izual, word ''Came'' has many meanings.
<@Izual> QLang : You don't like my metahumor ?
<+QLang> I do like your jokes about jokes.
<+QLang> Should this be called metametahumor?
<@Izual> it's deltahumor !


<Jenna> In Soviet Russia when toilet only one piece of paper for scheisse get you. Finger through paper go.


<+QLang> Izual, why did you crash server?
<reaver> Traditions, as I suppose.


<+QLang> Woot, died near klamath, respawn near NCR. I wanna bash someones face.
<+QLang> <<<<------ Not smiling now.
* sailor hangs QLang a club
* +QLang picks sailor club and bashes his own face to pulp.
<+QLang> I feel good now, thanks.
<Garg> No Problem, mate.
* sailor dies a horrible death
<Garg> ..Wait what just happened?


<%Librarian> Critical error: Not enough blue suits! (Server is down. Was up for 1h 54m 57s)
<Chuvachello> son of a....


<avv> wtf eye crit with sledgehammer
<avv> how's that possible?
<BoomHeadshot> why not?
<BoomHeadshot> just aimed
<avv> how do you hit someone in the eye with sledge?
<avv> do you poke him with the handle?
<BoomHeadshot> with the stick xD
<%Surf_Solar> With the shaft of the hammer, or a sharp edge ... :D
<avv> makes perfect sense


<ItachI> is this the channel of 2238?
<prosper> only on thursdays


<Jenna> evrything is bugged
<Jenna> even bugs


<Tycell> Hello my beauties! :D
* @Izual runs
* Tycell jumps on Izual's lap
<Tycell> :D
<@Izual> damn.
<Tycell> Izual if the server was up I could give you your present :)
<@Izual> no, thanks.


<V_guessWho> Medvedev and USA bush punching tamira
<V_guessWho> on gas station


<avv> rogues know no moderation
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Also, got one old, but nice screenshot.
http://img195.imageshack.us/img195/3133/lolmeat.jpg (http://img195.imageshack.us/img195/3133/lolmeat.jpg)
Title: Re: Fun stuff.
Post by: Izual on May 25, 2010, 06:20:49 pm
Quote
<V_guessWho> Medvedev and USA bush punching tamira
<V_guessWho> on gas station
I laughed. =p
Title: Re: Fun stuff.
Post by: avv on May 25, 2010, 06:39:36 pm
Dammit had you make the thread until now. Can't remember all funny stuff that's been said.

<Jenna> Are Red Dots japanese?

 
Title: Re: Fun stuff.
Post by: Quentin Lang on May 25, 2010, 06:41:23 pm
Dammit had you make the thread until now. Can't remember all funny stuff that's been said.

<Jenna> Are Red Dots japanese?

 
Maybe you got some screenshots? :)
Title: Re: Fun stuff.
Post by: Nexxos on May 25, 2010, 06:43:33 pm
<avv> wtf private florice was too slow to take her weapon out
<avv> why didn't you punish the whole company!
<@Izual> they didn't eat in a week !
<@Izual> (after that)
Title: Re: Fun stuff.
Post by: Surf on May 25, 2010, 06:53:54 pm
Indeed I had some very very funny moments with the guys. :)
Especially if you hang out in IRC also, it feels like a bit of a small "family", as one can see the same faces over there and sometimes meet them in the game.

Unfortunately I don't have logs saved, I always forget to capture funny moments. :(
Title: Re: Fun stuff.
Post by: Wipe on May 25, 2010, 07:11:15 pm
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28.01.10,[#2238],21:22 < [MDK]Psycho> and atom was like last time i talked to him i am like "dude i am locked in a room can you help" atom "i can" me "you will" atom "no"

Quote
16.02.10,[#2238],00:37 < [VSB]Johnny_N> plutonium is a bit more stable than Fonline

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26.04.10,[#2238],20:52 < Korgoth> floaters are like mutatded prostitutes

Quote
02.05.10
02:16 -!- Atom has joined *
02:16 -!- mode/* [+oq Atom Atom] by Mystery
02:16 <@Atom> anyone here?
02:16 <@JovankaB|off> me
02:16 <@Atom> give number from 1 to 90 inclusive
02:16 <@JovankaB|off> 45
02:16 -!- Atom has left * []
02:17 <@Ghosthack> :]
02:17 <@JovankaB|off> did I move development forward?
02:17 <@Ghosthack> Yes, greatly
02:17 <@JovankaB|off> \o/

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22.05,10,[#2238],19:46 < [LAW]Frozen_Mind> You encounter: Jovanka's ban.
22.05,10,[#2238],19:46 < [TDH]NexxosFIN> You encounter: Jovanka's ba... Oh, too late.
Title: Re: Fun stuff.
Post by: Bob.Marley on May 25, 2010, 07:56:15 pm
really funny, thanks)))
Title: Re: Fun stuff.
Post by: Nexxos on May 26, 2010, 04:44:04 pm
<avv> what you do as caver is that you enter map, enter cave, look if there's something and then run away
<avv> it's awful!
<Surf_Solar_> its avvfull!

Hehe, this made my day.
Title: Re: Fun stuff.
Post by: Crazy on June 02, 2010, 06:49:35 pm
Also, got one old, but nice screenshot.
http://img195.imageshack.us/img195/3133/lolmeat.jpg (http://img195.imageshack.us/img195/3133/lolmeat.jpg)

I got one too!
http://img411.imageshack.us/img411/9264/screen20022010023634.jpg (http://img411.imageshack.us/img411/9264/screen20022010023634.jpg)

And even a second
http://img405.imageshack.us/img405/2193/screen16122009214927.jpg (http://img405.imageshack.us/img405/2193/screen16122009214927.jpg)   (why the hell I have a M60?)

An old screen of an old wipe (so sad I have lost the one with the big WIPE P L Z at the entrance of Modoc)
http://img99.imageshack.us/img99/3105/screen20112009225137.png
 (http://img99.imageshack.us/img99/3105/screen20112009225137.png)
Title: Re: Fun stuff.
Post by: Surf on June 12, 2010, 01:01:56 pm
Just some random picture I made:

(http://www.abload.de/img/asdj0pw.png)
Title: Re: Fun stuff.
Post by: John.Metzger on June 13, 2010, 01:57:10 am
hahahaahhahahah.. ^^ best compilation ever. FaJagOnline
Title: Re: Fun stuff.
Post by: Bob.Marley on June 14, 2010, 07:42:25 pm
yeah! Jagged allince is a great game too)
Title: Re: Fun stuff.
Post by: Michaelh139 on June 14, 2010, 10:49:45 pm
If you don't have awareness you'll see message like:
You encountered Scorpions and Wastelander.

With awareness you'll see:
You encountered Scorpions and GetIntoEncounterAndIllBurstYouAss
If your not laughing you have no soul.
Title: Re: Fun stuff.
Post by: RavenousRat on June 14, 2010, 11:49:28 pm
If your not laughing you have no soul.
That's not a lol really, but what I found on one rus forum... I loled (used translation programm and MyPunchYeEye is my HtHer alt):

Person A:
"In the Hub the inadequate maniac (there're also adequate exist) MyPunchYeEye is repeatedly noticed.
To all inhabitants and simply passing by to be extremely cautious. On its account already some victims, two I managed to rescue. The others, alas, are dead. Be vigilant.
The sheriff."

Person B:
"I know Punch. He is totally retarded."

Person C:
"As the sheriff has already precisely noticed, the Hub is full of idiots and psychos."

The log of one of my victims:
Code: [Select]
20:36:51 • ?: ГЫЫЫЫ
20:36:53 • ?: ГЫЫЫЫ
20:36:54 • ?: ГЫЫЫЫ
20:37:07 • You see Door.
20:37:22 • You see the Bar Tender.
20:38:00 • You see Slot Machine.
20:38:03 • You see Brahmin Shit.
20:39:37 • You were critically hit in the eyes for 52 hit points.
20:39:39 • MyPunchYeEye was hit in the groin for 19 hit points.
20:39:41 • You were hit for 14 hit points.
20:39:41 • MyPunchYeEye was hit in the head for 24 hit points and was killed.
20:40:06 • L. Justice: 0_о
20:40:07 • MyPunchYeEye: ...hahaha...
20:40:11 • L. Justice: Эркойл
20:40:17 • MyPunchYeEye: ...i'm vilified at ncr...
20:40:19 • +26
20:40:20 • MyPunchYeEye: ...now it's hub's turn...
20:40:24 • L. Justice: ты жив?
20:40:26 • Ercole Corti: да
Title: Re: Fun stuff.
Post by: John.Metzger on June 15, 2010, 01:16:52 am
:) i find this funny too:

(its realy uncut and he used one superstimpack)

Code: [Select]
Jim.Metzger meet some random pk in the wasteland..

Jim.Metzger Bluesuit        °10mm JHP   °60HP
Lucifer     Metallarmor mk2 °Laserrifle °172HP

°
You encounter: Brahmins.
You were hit in the head for 21 hit points.
Lucifer was critically hit in the eyes for 71 hit points, knocked out and had his armor bypassed.
Lucifer was critically hit in the head for 2 hit points and knocked down.
Lucifer was critically hit in the eyes for 49 hit points, knocked out, blinded and had his armor bypassed.
Lucifer was critically hit in the eyes for 4 hit points.
Lucifer was critically hit in the right arm for 3 hit points and his weapon dropped.
Lucifer was critically hit in the head for 37 hit points, knocked out and had his armor bypassed.
Lucifer was critically hit in the right arm for 35 hit points, crippled his right arm, had his armor bypassed and his weapon dropped.
Lucifer was critically hit in the head for 2 hit points and knocked down.

Lucifer: ...lucky...

Lucifer was hit in the head for 1 hit point.
Lucifer was hit in the head for 1 hit point.
Lucifer was critically hit in the head for 32 hit points, knocked out and had his armor bypassed.
Lucifer was critically hit in the head for 41 hit points, knocked out and had his armor bypassed.
Lucifer was hit in the head for 1 hit point.
Lucifer was critically hit in the head for 93 hit points, knocked out and had his armor bypassed.
Lucifer was hit in the head for 2 hit points.
Lucifer was critically hit in the head for 3 hit points and knocked down.
Lucifer was hit in the head for 1 hit point.

You see a young man. He has -6/172 hps,
has crippled limbs and is wielding a Laser Rifle (Ext. Cap.) with 19/24 shots of D Energy Cell.

Jim.Metzger: enjoy bluesuit killing
Lucifer: ...luckyy )))
Lucifer: ...yes i am enjoying...
Lucifer was hit in the head for 2 hit points.
Lucifer was hit in the head for 2 hit points.
Lucifer was critically hit in the head for 24 hit points and was killed.
°

bluesuitkillerhunting
Title: Re: Fun stuff.
Post by: Dzil on June 17, 2010, 08:40:18 pm
(http://img197.imageshack.us/img197/1483/epicbomber.jpg) (http://img197.imageshack.us/i/epicbomber.jpg/)

When i get award for biggest jump in FONLINE history ?
Title: Re: Fun stuff.
Post by: Michaelh139 on June 17, 2010, 09:27:57 pm
(http://img197.imageshack.us/img197/1483/epicbomber.jpg) (http://img197.imageshack.us/i/epicbomber.jpg/)

When i get award for biggest jump in FONLINE history ?
My melee merc with sledgehammer as wrecked bitches farther than that xD.

One time he hit this Raider hoe across half the damn map.
Title: Re: Fun stuff.
Post by: Quentin Lang on June 17, 2010, 09:57:57 pm
<[TG]NexxosFIN> "LOOK, THAT 10HP BLUESUIT IS SURELY A SPY!".


<JoshZ> anyone called rendal in game?
<[BSU]Tim> hahahah
<[BSU]Tim> i know Randal
<JoshZ> rendal?
<[BSU]Tim> no Randal
<JoshZ> oh thnx anyway


<@Izual> Everyone hate nazis, except nazis


<[TG]NexxosFIN> Holy shit.
<[TG]NexxosFIN> I ordered some kebap from this new pizza-place which opened a while ago.
<[TG]NexxosFIN> Kebap there is FUCKING good, best in ages.
<Dr_West> that stuff will kill you
<[TG]NexxosFIN> How come?
<Dr_West> high colesterol


* Set by Izual on Wed May 26 19:04:09
<QLang> Que pasa, cabron?
<@Izual_AFK> calla te, cansado
Title: Re: Fun stuff.
Post by: Nexxos on June 18, 2010, 01:50:05 am
<[TG]NexxosFIN> Holy shit.
<[TG]NexxosFIN> I ordered some kebap from this new pizza-place which opened a while ago.
<[TG]NexxosFIN> Kebap there is FUCKING good, best in ages.
<Dr_West> that stuff will kill you
<[TG]NexxosFIN> How come?
<Dr_West> high colesterol

O_o I don't remember saying that on IRC, did I say where I ordered that kebap?

[02:38:47] <@Wipe> so-called "antipk" are same thing, only difference is, that they think they wear shiny armor and have white horse
Title: Re: Fun stuff.
Post by: gordulan on June 18, 2010, 11:23:08 am
well, you can have half of that, just grab a metal MK2 and you're halfway to being a knight in shiny armor, except of course that PKs prefer that fashion as well.
Title: Re: Fun stuff.
Post by: RavenousRat on June 18, 2010, 11:26:50 am
well, you can have half of that, just grab a metal MK2 and you're halfway to being a knight in shiny armor, except of course that PKs prefer that fashion as well.
Yea, that's why I dislike metal armor, I trying to wear BA or leather armor or atleast jacket. Leather armor suits anti-PK fashion. Also almost every long hair dude skin user is a PK ;p And if you see a long hair dude in metal armor then it's 95% that he is a PK.
Title: Re: Fun stuff.
Post by: Surf on June 18, 2010, 11:31:56 am
Yea, that's why I dislike metal armor, I trying to wear BA or leather armor or atleast jacket. Leather armor suits anti-PK fashion. Also almost every long hair dude skin user is a PK ;p And if you see a long hair dude in metal armor then it's 95% that he is a PK.

I didn't know I was PKing. :(  :P
Title: Re: Fun stuff.
Post by: gordulan on June 18, 2010, 11:54:24 am
same here, my barter alt has metal armour and has long hair (onyl the klamath hairdresser worked when I wanted to up my fashion)
Title: Re: Fun stuff.
Post by: RavenousRat on June 18, 2010, 12:00:26 pm
same here, my barter alt has metal armour and has long hair (onyl the klamath hairdresser worked when I wanted to up my fashion)
Well my experience shows me, that most PKs are long haired ;p
Title: Re: Fun stuff.
Post by: Surf on June 19, 2010, 02:45:23 pm
Maybe old, but I laughed my ass up...

http://z0r.de/?id=293&lang=de
Title: Re: Fun stuff.
Post by: Crazy on June 19, 2010, 04:30:04 pm
Maybe old, but I laughed my ass up...

http://z0r.de/?id=293&lang=de

Hilarious  ;D made me laugh hard too.
Title: Re: Fun stuff.
Post by: Nexxos on June 19, 2010, 07:55:10 pm
[20:53:29] <Tim> how much server will be offline ?
[20:53:36] <@Izual> [19:53] <Tim> how much server will be offline ?
[20:53:37] <@Izual> only one
[20:53:51] <Tim> only one ? hour?
[20:54:12] <@Izual> [19:53] <@Izual> [19:53] <Tim> how much server will be offline ?
[20:54:16] <@Izual> 1 server is offline

Oh man :D
Title: Re: Fun stuff.
Post by: Jeoshua on June 19, 2010, 07:59:26 pm
He told you tho....  ;D
Title: Re: Fun stuff.
Post by: gordulan on June 22, 2010, 03:05:50 pm
some screens, one of em is recent, the other you amy remember as a brahmin priest who says "moo" "event" last generation.
And exclusive footage of the gm's secret resort.

Warning, you may see random happenstances of satanist rituals in the boneyard.
(http://i629.photobucket.com/albums/uu14/gordulan/screen_22-06-2010_14-55-29.jpg)

Invasion of the Robed Ones (Moo, moo, bang!)

(http://i629.photobucket.com/albums/uu14/gordulan/screen_12-02-2010_18-37-40.jpg)

Rich, Dontcha think?

(http://i629.photobucket.com/albums/uu14/gordulan/weirdshit.jpg)
Title: Re: Fun stuff.
Post by: Sanya on June 23, 2010, 01:12:50 am
Or you could go on 4chan and have intellectual discussions about life in the literature section.
Title: Re: Fun stuff.
Post by: iiitachiii on July 15, 2010, 07:41:55 pm
Yay!

I'm in there!

Quote
<ItachI> is this the channel of 2238?
<prosper> only on thursdays

IRC is for freaks. :/
Title: Re: Fun stuff.
Post by: Quentin Lang on July 16, 2010, 02:02:57 pm
Someone posted this in IRC recently. I lol'd hard...

http://img190.imageshack.us/img190/5273/screen17022010235345.jpg (http://img190.imageshack.us/img190/5273/screen17022010235345.jpg)
Title: Re: Fun stuff.
Post by: gordulan on July 21, 2010, 01:10:37 pm
haha, great stuff
Title: Re: Fun stuff.
Post by: Cpt.Rookie on September 08, 2010, 12:11:50 am
Ok, let's wake up this zombie. Few minutes ago, #fodev

Quote
[23:56] <Grymm> Is that unicode?
[23:57] <[DP]LoadRunner> Grymm, windows-1251
[23:59] <Azein> in soviet russia there is no unicode
Title: Re: Fun stuff.
Post by: Gorlak on September 08, 2010, 12:27:53 am
Quote
[02:48] <Evart> Newb question - died in a random encounter.  any chance to get to my corpse?
[02:49] <%V_guessWho> Evart: no corpses for you today
[02:50] <Evart> Wow.  Tough learning curve.
Title: Re: Fun stuff.
Post by: Wipe on September 08, 2010, 04:55:18 am
Careful what you wish for, it might come true someday.

Quote from: IRC logs
26.08.10,[#2238]:
05:17 -!- mode/#2238 [+m] by V_guessWho
05:17 <%Ahbobsaget> what part of 'end of topic dont you understand
05:17 <@Wipe> mmmmmm
05:17 <%Ahbobsaget> +m till server is up , i would say
05:18 <%Librarian> Server is UP (was down for 0h 8m 55s)
05:18 <%V_guessWho> haha
05:18 <@Wipe> nah, wrong idea bob :P
05:18 <%Ahbobsaget> recant that
05:18 <%Ahbobsaget> i took it back, its ok
05:18 <@Wipe> lets crash it again, V
05:18 <%Ahbobsaget> gogo
05:19 <%Librarian> Server losts its next turn (Server is down. Was up for 0h 0m 21s)
05:19 <%V_guessWho> Phew
Title: Re: Fun stuff.
Post by: Quentin Lang on September 08, 2010, 08:39:07 pm
<QLang> RJ
<%RJ> ?
<QLang> lets play rock paper scissors!
<QLang> 3
<QLang> 2
<QLang> 1
<QLang> ROCK!
<%RJ> uh uh
<%RJ> PAPER?
<QLang> DAMN!
<QLang> alright, you got me this time
<QLang> lets do another one
<QLang> 3
<QLang> 2
<QLang> 1
<QLang> SCISSORS!
<%RJ> SCISSORS
<%RJ> :(
<QLang> TIE!
<QLang> 3
<QLang> 2
<QLang> 1
<QLang> ROCK!!!
<%RJ> ROCK
<QLang> Tie!!!
<QLang> 3
<QLang> 2
<QLang> 1
<QLang> PAPER!
<%RJ> PAPER
<%RJ> ...
<QLang> xD
<QLang> 3
<QLang> 2
<QLang> 1
<%RJ> ROCK
<QLang> SCISSORS!
<QLang> DAMN
<%RJ> oops
Title: Re: Fun stuff.
Post by: Ganado on September 08, 2010, 09:05:35 pm
Chat-based Rock, Paper, Scissors fight

How can that possibly work  ???
Title: Re: Fun stuff.
Post by: Surf on September 08, 2010, 09:08:10 pm
I've seen it. It works. ;D
Title: Re: Fun stuff.
Post by: Michaelh139 on September 08, 2010, 10:25:39 pm
infact it works better than IRL rock paper scissors cus you can't do a quick double back and make it sound like you were gonna say something else. xD
Title: Re: Fun stuff.
Post by: Surf on September 08, 2010, 11:54:21 pm
First, I laughed when looking at my postcount. Dont know who is reponsible for that, but it's funny. ;D
 (http://www.abload.de/img/untitled1jjn8.png)

Second:


Code: [Select]
[23:47] <@Surf> Can one mine with the supersledge btw?
[23:47] <Wichura> yes
[23:47] <@Surf> Mining with supersledges could give sometimes randomly one more mineral or so :)
[23:47] <Wichura> but you need to use it from inventory
[23:48] <Wichura> "you mined critically 5 ores"
[23:49] <@Surf> "You have critically slept for 10 hours, went too late to work and got fired."
[23:49] <@Wipe> "you critically crafted 10 avengers"
[23:50] <Wichura> "you critically ruined your life because of gaining exp on centaurs and had your girlfriend lost"
[23:50] <@Surf> "You've critically logged in and deleted your account."
[23:50] <Wichura> that would be good :>
Title: Re: Fun stuff.
Post by: Nexxos on September 09, 2010, 06:54:05 am
How can that possibly work  ???

It worked yes, now I'm not playing it again with QLang.
Title: Re: Fun stuff.
Post by: Quentin Lang on September 09, 2010, 11:56:59 am
It worked yes, now I'm not playing it again with QLang.
Cause i beat him 3:1  ;D
Title: Re: Fun stuff.
Post by: Michaelh139 on September 11, 2010, 06:50:40 pm
(http://i1031.photobucket.com/albums/y378/Michaelh139/funnyenc.jpg)
• You encounter: Brahmins and Radscorpions.
11:34:17 • Radscorpion was hit for 18 hit points and was killed.
11:34:17 • You have gained 60 experience points.
11:34:18 • Radscorpion missed.
11:34:19 • Radscorpion was hit for 1 hit point.
11:34:20 • Radscorpion was hit for 17 hit points and was killed.
11:34:20 • You have gained 60 experience points.
11:34:21 • Radscorpion was hit for 5 hit points.
11:34:22 • Radscorpion was hit for 9 hit points and was killed.
11:34:23 • Brahmin was hit for 12 hit points.
11:34:25 • You were hit for 7 hit points.
11:34:27 • Brahmin was hit for 12 hit points.
11:34:28 • Brahmin was hit for 11 hit points and was killed.
11:34:28 • You have gained 80 experience points.
11:34:29 • Brahmin missed.
11:34:32 • You were critically hit for 5 hit points and knocked down.
11:34:33 • Brahmin was hit for 9 hit points.
11:34:36 • Brahmin missed.
11:34:37 • Brahmin was hit for 16 hit points.
11:34:39 • Brahmin was hit for 15 hit points and was killed.
11:34:39 • You have gained 80 experience points.
11:34:44 • You see a dead: Brahmin.
11:34:47 • You see a dead: Brahmin.
11:34:53 • You see Mickelh139.
11:34:55 • Hit Points +48
11:34:55 • You have gained 144 experience points.
11:35:05 • You see Desert Eagle .44.
11:35:09 • Lynch was hit for 71 hit points and was killed.
11:35:13 • Paser: hahaha
11:35:14 • Mickelh139: lul
11:35:16 • Paser: blubber death
11:35:16 • You see Lynch.
11:35:17 • Mickelh139: tent tagger?
11:35:22 • Lynch: ...no retard...
11:35:27 • Mickelh139: :o
11:35:29 • Mickelh139: you ran right for me
11:35:31 • Lynch: ...its called hunting you stupid nigger...
11:35:31 • Paser: its blubber
11:35:31 • Mickelh139: >.>
11:35:37 • Paser was hit for 66 hit points and was killed.
11:35:41 • Mickelh139: who said you could go?
11:35:43 • Lynch: ...lol i am a tent tagger...
11:35:45 • Lynch: ...retard...
11:35:57 • Mickelh139: beer
11:35:58 • Mickelh139: yum....
(http://i1031.photobucket.com/albums/y378/Michaelh139/oo.jpg)
Mickelh139: thats retarded
12:22:47 • Mickelh139: lol
12:22:50 • slaver reese: and only people we known for long time
12:22:53 • slaver reese: can enter
12:22:58 • slaver reese: like....
12:22:59 • slaver reese: me
12:23:01 • slaver reese: u
12:23:05 • slaver reese: mabey esowl
12:23:20 • You see a Mercenary. He has 132/132 hps and is wielding a Light Support Weapon with 30/30 shots of .223.
12:23:21 • flame was critically hit for 138 hit points and was killed.
12:23:21 • slaver reese was hit for 98 hit points.
12:23:21 • Dance Or Die was hit for 36 hit points.
12:23:21 • You were hit for 42 hit points.
12:23:21 • Dance Or Die was hit for 95 hit points and was killed.
12:23:24 • Mickelh139: LOL
12:23:34 • You see Cpt.Esowl.
12:23:36 • slaver reese: GOD DMAN
12:23:44 • Mickelh139: FUCKING A
12:23:48 • slaver reese: we almost got raped
12:23:54 • Hit Points +50
12:23:54 • slaver reese: mick
12:23:54 • You have gained 150 experience points.
12:24:07 • Mickelh139: by our own mercs.....
12:24:09 • slaver reese: GOD DAMN
Title: Re: Fun stuff.
Post by: Ganado on September 11, 2010, 07:47:29 pm
Really old "suggestion" post that was Junked, back when the server kept crashing or something.

http://fodev.net/forum/index.php?topic=634.0
"Because of the problems with the server I suggest to change the name to FOffline."
Title: Re: Fun stuff.
Post by: avv on September 12, 2010, 12:22:35 am
Here's 2 screenies from last wipe:

Rusty's event (http://img213.imageshack.us/img213/3396/blablaej.jpg). Filling ncr with shit and... eggs?

GM ABUSE (http://img529.imageshack.us/img529/5118/gmabuiz.jpg) Izual shot me and guards turned on him. We were testing whether tanker guards looted or not.
Title: Re: Fun stuff.
Post by: LagMaster on September 12, 2010, 12:13:28 pm
Cause i beat him 3:1  ;D
i am local champ at Rock Paper Scisors here at home
wanna chalange you
Title: Re: Fun stuff.
Post by: Wipe on September 14, 2010, 11:53:06 pm
Quote
23:46 < [VSB]Hololasima> About what ? About it that i must wait arround 40 minutes on two AP rockets ? Only for example ? Why i must wait arround one hour to craft one normal CA ? Oh my god
23:47 < Sublime> Holo I dont think anyone is fond of the timeouts
23:47 < Sublime> but just stop crying...
23:49 < [VSB]Hololasima> Why i must wait arround 40 minutes on Improved Flamer? Why i must wait another 40 minutes on 100 .223 ammo? Why i must wait during road to Frisco from VC ? I never see so much waiting in original Fallouts, and this is Fallout Online
23:49 < Sublime> Holo just stop playing and give your account to me
23:50 < Sublime> Let me worry about your problems
23:50 < [VSB]Hololasima> My characters ? For what ? You will delete them, create them again and give to them Speech, Gambling and Outdoorsman
23:50 < Sublime> No
23:50 < Sublime> I will use them
23:50 < Sublime> to craft
Title: Re: Fun stuff.
Post by: Michaelh139 on September 19, 2010, 07:02:56 pm
(http://i1031.photobucket.com/albums/y378/Michaelh139/LOL.jpg)

12:43:46 • bloody was hit for 74 hit points.
12:43:49 • bloody was hit for 59 hit points.
12:43:49 • You were hit for 102 hit points.
12:43:49 • bloody was hit for 62 hit points.
12:43:53 • bloody was hit for 45 hit points.
12:43:53 • Eldridge was hit for 19 hit points.
12:43:55 • You were hit for 15 hit points.
12:43:56 • You were hit for 18 hit points.
12:43:58 • Mickelh139: ...lmao...
12:44:01 • Mickelh139: ...-.-...
12:44:02 • You were hit for 12 hit points and were killed.
12:44:02 • bloody was hit for 51 hit points and was killed.
12:44:05 • Mickelh139: ...lol!!!!!!...
12:44:08 • You see Eldridge. He is gazing at his weapon collection and smiling dreamily. He has 66/85 hps.
12:44:08 • You see a young man. He has -68/223 hps.
12:44:09 • You see Door.
12:44:14 • Mickelh139: ...fucking hilarious...
12:44:19 • Mickelh139: ...screened that shit...

Eldridge doesnt take kindly to people shooting his customers -.-.
Title: Re: Fun stuff.
Post by: Surf on October 06, 2010, 09:00:57 pm
Some guys had some fun it seems.
Still hilarious. ;D I really had to laugh.

http://memegenerator.net/Surf-Solar
Title: Re: Fun stuff.
Post by: Nexxos on October 06, 2010, 09:02:38 pm
Some guys had some fun it seems.
Still hilarious. ;D I really had to laugh.

http://memegenerator.net/Surf-Solar

Hmm?

(http://images.memegenerator.net/Surf-Solar/ImageMacro/2948123/requesthelp-if-you-need-me.jpg)
Title: Re: Fun stuff.
Post by: Quentin Lang on October 06, 2010, 09:04:11 pm
I took part in this ridiculous funfest  ;D
Surf, you missed this one
(http://images.memegenerator.net/razor/ImageMacro/2948242/SURF-SO-wait-definately-not.jpg)
Title: Re: Fun stuff.
Post by: Surf on October 06, 2010, 09:04:34 pm
Sons of a .....

;D
Title: Re: Fun stuff.
Post by: Quentin Lang on October 06, 2010, 10:13:00 pm
We either have no life or we are really bored...  ;D
(http://img408.imageshack.us/img408/8478/wgy.jpg)
Just try it, you wont see its not that easy as you think it is  ;)
Title: Re: Fun stuff.
Post by: avv on October 22, 2010, 08:38:14 pm
<avv> mudguts u never run out of tricks
<[DoW]Mudguts|Doinstuff> i was raised by circus bears
Title: Re: Fun stuff.
Post by: Quentin Lang on October 26, 2010, 02:56:38 pm
<QLang> Demm niggas dun stand chance against me nigga cowboy
<QLang> http://img824.imageshack.us/img824/7751/mecowboaybeatemall.jpg (http://img824.imageshack.us/img824/7751/mecowboaybeatemall.jpg)
<%RJ> more like redneck
<QLang> good note
<Nexxos> QLang, had to protect that KFC bucket?
<QLang> lmao
<QLang> racism at its highest
<QLang> Guess how many bodies are in that pile
<Nexxos> 6.
<QLang> great guess
<QLang> 6 bodies and 1 arm
Title: Re: Fun stuff.
Post by: John.Metzger on October 26, 2010, 05:08:49 pm
irc stuff is cryptic.
i try to laugh.. realy.. but..
Title: Re: Fun stuff.
Post by: avv on October 26, 2010, 05:27:37 pm
irc stuff is cryptic.
i try to laugh.. realy.. but..

It's mostly sitcom.
Title: Re: Fun stuff.
Post by: Nexxos on November 03, 2010, 07:55:02 pm
<LagMaster> KoMaP^ is a bot
<LagMaster> he can't talk
<avv> oh yeah?
<@KoMaP^> yea
<@KoMaP^> ima bot!

...

<@KoMaP^> who said that ima bot?
<LagMaster> no one
<Linnea> no KoMaP^ youre jsut a noob:)
* LagMaster was kicked by KoMaP^ ([LagMaster]: KoMaP^ is a bot reeally?)
* Linnea was kicked by KoMaP^ (sure!)
Title: Re: Fun stuff.
Post by: Ned Logan on November 03, 2010, 08:22:18 pm
My contribution to Surf Solar altar:
(http://images2.memegenerator.net/Surf-Solar/ImageMacro/3455840/Im-capped-at-2-AP-taking-it-easy-costs-3.jpg)
Title: Re: Fun stuff.
Post by: Andr3aZ on November 05, 2010, 03:41:23 pm
talking about RP Event bringing a caravan from Modoc to BH

15:30   Surf_Solar   I will give you all Farmer skins so you can fight better!11
15:30   Balthasar|afk   0o
15:31   Surf_Solar   ;)
15:31   Izual   okay, but gauss rifles too
15:31   Izual   skin supports it!
15:31   Surf_Solar   yep, it does :D
15:31   Balthasar|afk   and it pretty fits the fallout canon surf
15:31   Balthasar|afk   ;D
15:31   Surf_Solar   :D
15:32   Surf_Solar   modoc guys didnt invade slags because of the water, but because of teh secretz war manufactory under the farm!!!11
Title: Re: Fun stuff.
Post by: Tomowolf on November 14, 2010, 06:45:00 pm
I don't know if its fun but it wont make you laugh Surf ;/ (http://img405.imageshack.us/img405/3716/baywatchomglol.jpg)
Title: Re: Fun stuff.
Post by: Wichura on November 25, 2010, 08:15:56 pm
Renesco's evil twin brother:
(http://img526.imageshack.us/img526/2055/rapesco.jpg)
Title: Re: Fun stuff.
Post by: runboy93 on November 26, 2010, 09:43:54 am
Which one want to die? :D
(https://i.imgur.com/IYdVE.png)
You see same picture in my signature, but i wanted to show this anyway, because signatures are not forever
Title: Re: Fun stuff.
Post by: Delta77 on June 03, 2011, 02:04:50 am


* Set by Librarian on Sun Apr 11 16:47:27
* Mystery sets mode: +v QLang
<+QLang> I came.
<@Izual> your sexual life is no interest to us
<+QLang> Izual, word ''Came'' has many meanings.
<@Izual> QLang : You don't like my metahumor ?
<+QLang> I do like your jokes about jokes.
<+QLang> Should this be called metametahumor?
<@Izual> it's deltahumor !

:C
Title: Re: Fun stuff.
Post by: Reiniat on June 03, 2011, 05:19:23 am
Nexxos Avatar
Is your avatar El Perro Bermudez de la Cerna or you? (sometimes i wish we all be mexicans)

i wish to had fun stuff for share, but my humor is very uncomprensive for you all, and in the game i get shunned by things like "WTF? die"  "yes i understand that"  :'(


<a newbie>Hi my name is Oscar
<me>Hi my name is ugly, and my beer is Corona (i hate my reallife name, call me Tears or Rein)

<pker>you niggah go back to your country!!!!
<me>chinga tu madre pendejo (fuck with your mother, pubic hair)
<pker>puta (whore)
<me> oh come on everybody knows that word
<pker>puta barata  (cheap whore)
me gets killed

<me> Lulu i like that cartoon
<Lulu> im not named for the cartoon, it isnt from my time
<me> congratulations, you made me feel old (and im young)

Title: Re: Fun stuff.
Post by: Nexxos on June 03, 2011, 02:59:21 pm
Is your avatar El Perro Bermudez de la Cerna or you? (sometimes i wish we all be mexicans)

It's not me, but it's one Finnish comedy actor "Heikki Silvennoinen". The actual face can be found from this video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XBDpIHH4glE

The scene is about the client buying a coffee and a waffle, and doesn't have small cash, so he gives a big bill of one thousand marks (old currency). The cashier gives him only a small amount of cash in return, and steals his moneys. Then when the client asks about if he gave a thousand mark bill, the cashier just replies with that face.
Title: Re: Fun stuff.
Post by: Reiniat on June 03, 2011, 05:00:19 pm
It's not me, but it's one Finnish comedy actor "Heikki Silvennoinen". The actual face can be found from this video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XBDpIHH4glE

The scene is about the client buying a coffee and a waffle, and doesn't have small cash, so he gives a big bill of one thousand marks (old currency). The cashier gives him only a small amount of cash in return, and steals his moneys. Then when the client asks about if he gave a thousand mark bill, the cashier just replies with that face.
i show that to my friends....we are laughing like idiots, that guy Heikki looks like a mexican TV comentarist
(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_ExHt53l0L4g/Szk_vHdtx_I/AAAAAAAABYY/QDNdsbKpNbA/s320/Enrique-Bermudez-JOSERRA-OKAS.jpg)
this is the first image i was able to found, he is old now, but 15 years ago he was like the comedy actor

PD: searching in the internet i found this funny riot image, its especial because its the mexican parlament, and our flag is
behind, the guy in the middle is the actual boss of the Comercy Secretary (change secetary for bureau if it dont makes sense)....the man in the right is the actual boss of Education, but he has no power since the education is under the mand of the syndicate, the man in the upper-right side is not kissing his oponent, he is close to punch him in the face.
(http://monterreytv.files.wordpress.com/2010/04/diputados2.jpg?w=400&h=274)
you dont need traduction for the text globes