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1. Your friends and family only see you if the server is down
2. When you meet someone new you don't ask for his name, but press F6
3. You always carry some ammo in your pocket
4. When in crowded area you have an urge to type '.s Vedoras is the king of wasteland!'
5. You constantly look nervously around for PKers everywhere you go
6. You wander why your girlfriend doesn't have a 'qute slave' description when you look at her
7. You wander why theres no workbench in your kitchen
8. When youre making a sandwich you use your fix-boy to combine 2xbread, 1xbutter, 1xchease, 2xham and a recipe book
9. When you go out for a beer you steal booze from everybody to make napalm
10. After you make something you have a 20 minute cooldown
11.When you miss your bus you stand at the bus stop and scream 'GM ABUSE!'
12. When you see a pretty girl you think 'damn, wheres my mentats?!'
13. When you look at someone, you wander how many hp's he's got
14. Your casual clothes are leather jackets
15. Your pretty clothes are made of metal
16. You cant have you hair cut other than short or hippy-like
17. You don't sit- you stand close to a chair
18. When its raining you expect a wipe
19. When you expect a wipe, you gather all your things near a crowded area, and run around it shouting 'the end is near!' and waiting for someone to start shooting
20. You collect all kinds of rocks and wander where can you refine them
21. You always wear a blue suit and consider yourself naked when wearing only that
22. You can't swim cause theres no animation for it
23. You don't leave your house without a hammer
24. Your house is a tent
25. You can't understand why people are calling Izual their god and go to those big buildings (prabobly swarming with PKers) and pray to him, when they could just type '+requesthelp'
26. Your dog has 17hps
27. Your dad has a green shirt and he's bald
28. Your mom has a brown shirt, a yelow skirt and she's blonde
29. All the mom's and dad's around the world(server) looks the same
30. You smoke cigarettes for PE not because you like it
31. You stand few meters away from everybody to avoid being bombed
32. You count meters to hexes
33. You kill all the cows you see.
34. Dogs too.
35. The only explanation for your bad grades at school is 'not enough science skill'
36. You order everyone to tag you when leaving a building
37. You look for a '+' button at night, cause you cant see in the dark
38. When you encounter a large group of men you suspect they are Russians
39. When you encounter Russians you just start waiting for your Replication cooldown to show up
40.When you lie down- you can only whisper
Feel free to add any other evidence and have fun fellow addicts ;)
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41. You save up the caps from your empty beer bottles to pay your bills.
42. You think its normal to run around in underwear unless you find some leather jacket.
43. You tell your local sheriff that you and your friends now will take control of his town.
44. You try to set the frequency on your radio to 2238 Mhz.
45. You ask your doctor if he could subscribe you some mentats.
46. You ask random people you encounter if they will act peaceful or not.
47. You wonder why asthma inhalers don't make you more agile.
48. Leaving your town isn't that easy anymore. Nobody seems ever have to heared about an exit grid.
49. You get arrested because you knock down various people and try to enslave them with a self made rope.
50. The police won't listen to your yelling about a GM.
51. You cuttheveins to remake yourself.
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52. When a girl slaps you in the face if you wanted to flirt with her, you say "It must be because of my powerbuild!".
53. Everytime you visit the Zoo, you jump into the terrarium and kill all chamaelons, yelling "Baby Deathclaws!".
54. You're trying to sell your family to a bald headed guy.
55. You go to some random farms and ask for a few caps for cleaning up the pen.
56. Your name is now "Pwnz0r 1337".
57. You always pick up some pest plants, just in case you need to make some "Healing Powder".
58. People call the cops, because you were asking the whole time for "Wanna fly? Have some jet!"
etc.
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59. You can't stand russians anymore.
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60. Until you reach the age of 21 you kill everything you meet.
61. Also until you're 21 you clean all the dogshit you encounter in the streets.
62. When you reach age of 21, you don't kill as much but freak out doing all sorts of stupid things.
63. When you go to shop you try to sell everything you have instead of buying anything.
64. You can make high quality stuff from random pieces of metal.
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65. When your wife asks why did you disassembled the microwave you answer that you needed few more metal parts and junk.
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66. When shopping you buy things one at a time because your barter skill lets you talk to people only for 30 seconds.
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67. Even though you own a car you walk everywhere on foot, afraid that you'll pop up as a yellow dot on the world map.
68. Outside of town you always bring a dog with yourself to boost your outdoorsman.
69. You think that Russians live in California.
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70. Before entering a town you search for preview button.
71. You wonder why you words doesn't appear upon your head.
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72. You are not afraid to blow yourself up because you know you'll just respawn in a few minutes and do it again.
73. You constantly wait at the outskirts of towns and follow people to their homes.
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74. you are following this thread.
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75. You buy 3 buns at your bakery at 5:00 am.
76. You hide in the corner of the bakery, covering your head with your jacket.
77. After the sellswoman ask, WTF are you doing, you yell "damn the Sneak nerf!"
76. You eye paranoidally other customers.
77. A minute later, you buy another 1 bun and runs frantically out of the store.
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77. You are afraid to go the hospital becouse if they fail to heal you they will to kill you to remove your illines
78. I think you can easly take two bursts from any SMG on your chest and survive.
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79. You all of a sudden know alot russian and polish insults, no matter where you from.
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80. Whenever you are in a crowd you yell "LTS MFC'S"
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81.you like blue suits,sometimes whit a big 13 on the back
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82. Whenever you see a Russian you Scream "PKER!!"
83. You wish you had a Sentry bot
84. You Always Attack for the Eyes.
85. You Wear Protective Goggles Everywhere you go. 8)
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86.you wach a cow and ask "why is not brown?"and/or"where is the second head?"
87.when you wish to use something,you try to tickle the ite./storage place.
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88. if you like books you read always "Guns and Bullets" magazine.
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89.your pijamas are sky blue
90.you try to make advanced wepons out of junks and your broken computer
91.you can not fuck,becoze you do not know how to use penis on female(penis not in inventory)
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92. Your jogging gear is also skyblue.
93. Or it's your pajama.
94. You always jog Fallout-style, (legs high) when you're not walking.
95. With a sledgehammer.
96. Every day you go to the scrapyard to get electronic parts.
97. But people at purification plant won't give you chemicals.
98. You chopped up neigbours' plants for fibers and stole their apples.
99. You main event of the day is no-life time early at morning.
100.You curse FOnline and still keep playing.
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101. You are not afraid of any kind of death. Respawn will for sure spawn you in some safe pleace.
102. If you are long way from home, you want to try dying until it helps you come closer to safepleace.
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103. Whenever someone talks about Russia, you think about FOnline.
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104. Someone mentiones Arnold Schwarzenegger, you don't remind his films, no, you think of california.
105. You studied everything about radiation sickness and the diferent "levels" of it.
106. You'd like to travel to Tschernobyl.
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107. You try to mix fruit and wood to make rot gut.
108. When your walking around, you always stumble across encounters, Then you think ' Wonder if i need higher outdoorsman?!'
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109. When you leave home you say you are going for ores.
110. When your family (gang members) are arguing too much you say they suck and you are going to look for better faction.
111. Together with friends just for fun you test various weapon and ammo types on yourselves to check damage.
112. You hang out with your friends only to kill random people in towns, but you take only crap gear, because you are afraid of DA and NA.
113. You drink only Gamma Gulp beer.
114. Whenever you leave a place you ask people if they have Charisma or tagged Outdoorsman.
115. Whenever you die you say that was, because you missed with 95% chance to hit.
116. You would like to try one of those famous games which everyone mentions all the time (Counter Strike, Quake or The Sims), but in your world there aren't any games.
117. You love to kill people with bursts, because of nice death animation.
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118: Your last words before you get shot by police are: GM ABUSE!
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119. You are thinking "Why he haven't splat to biliard pieces after my critical punch".
120. You are looking for the way of making new character, but you don't know why you can't exit to menu.
121. You are acting like bipolar person, becuse of changing alt's.
122. You would try to smash scorpion with bare hands!
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123. When asked how much is human life worth to you, you ask to s specify the question to a concrete ammo type
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85. You Wear Protective Goggles Everywhere you go. 8)
(http://cdn3.knowyourmeme.com/i/2156/original/ze-goggles-zey-do-nothing.jpg)
124. You have a hard time with prostate exams lately.............(Bending over has never been so hard before)
125. You got AIDS from all those used needles... And those damned stimpacks didnt even heal, even tho you followed all the steps from your fix-boy.
126. You ALLWAYS take 2 pills at a time when you have a headache.
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127. You're drinking pepsi becouse You think it will make you more agile...
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128. When you find yourself facedown in red, and everyone else is too, in a gaurded town, you curse to yourself, "Fucking Rogues".
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129. You keep your stuff inside a cow or scattered around the floor of your home
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129. You keep your stuff inside a cow or scattered around the floor of your home
Damn, seems like i'm addicted :(
130. You won't let anyone near you when there's no guards nearby.
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131. If when you cross someone in a desert street and he doesn't say hi, you draw your gun and shoot him.
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131. If when you cross someone in a desert street and he doesn't say hi, you draw your gun and shoot him.
so true :P
132. If you see some items lying inside town, you think its a trap!
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132. If you see some items lying inside town, you think its a trap!
133. Even if its a old shovel.
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134. when you reach a million xp, and still keep playing..
(http://thumbnails15.imagebam.com/8263/e7e0ef82624256.gif) (http://www.imagebam.com/image/e7e0ef82624256)
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135. When you see the color blue you wonder where your suit is.
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136. You pick up used needles and condoms you find in dark caves.
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137. You shoot people and tie them up with rope and say: "suck it!"
Or you could just be a complete fucking psychopath.....
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138. ...picking up cow shit for drugs.
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138. ...picking up cow shit for drugs.
Then coming to mafia with this shit and asking why the hell they haven't implemented jet-crafting yet?
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139. Then coming to mafia with this shit and asking why the hell they haven't implemented jet-crafting yet?
140. When you quote and edit people's quotes to change them to your desires.
Fixed.
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141.When you get bored you revive old posts(man,this was my favorite post)
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142. When you say Lol instead of laugthing.
143. When you meet a guy with a red dot in its clothes and run like hell.
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144.
You tell your lawyer you have to see Tim, Tom and Ted immediately.
145.
You ask Kaspar and Melchior if they are from Guardians too.
146.
When your grandpa speaks from Red Army, you shout "yeah, fuckin PKs"
147.
You frisk homeless people for flowers and knifes.
148.
When you hear you become father you check first if the name is already taken.
149.
You discuss the child's build hours with your wife.
150.
Finally you agree to 8 Intelligence and 5 charisma, but secretly add night person and bloody mess.
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151. When you think of the end of World War II, you imagine Red Dot Army being crushed in TC.
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152. You want buy dog and use it to hunting :D
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153. When you see a chinese person you whine about there not being enough guards in San Fran
154. Whenever you meet a Native American in a cave you scream: "AAAH! Cannibal!!"
155. You eat Mentos before every conversation.
156. You percieve steroids in pill form as being harmless, thus eating them faster than Skittles.
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157.you die virgin, cuz you can't have sex(loool)
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158. While being in any room you are standing back to doors, to not get critical shot in eyes.
Yes, it happens to me.
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159. You build a 10 foot tall brick wall to simulate the Stonewall perk.
160. You take the wall wherever you go, 'cause you can never be too careful about snipers.
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You suck off a porn star and get paid 5 bottlecaps :'(
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162. When your parking your car, you kill anyone near by so they don't steal it when you leave the area.
163. You don't practice. You know that practice doesn't make perfect, leveling up and assigning skill points makes perfect.
164. It doesn't matter how good you are at something, you know you have a 5% chance of fucking it up anyway.
165. If you see someone not paying attention, you start fishing around in their pockets, always.
166. You are almost fluent in reading and writing Russian, but don't know how to pronounce ANY of the words you know
167. When you have parked your car, you drop the key somewhere close to it, so you don't get killed and lose it
168. If you break a bone, and your not a doctor, you kill yourself so you don't have to pay to get it fixed
169. When someone comes to your house uninvited, you start shooting immediately to stop them raping your base
170. When out with friends, you can't be the designated driver because your CH is too low
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171. you take apart all your older stuff to make new stuff
172. when someone pulls out a .44 you yell better be a crit build nub
173. you can walk around with a mini gun like its nothing
174. you think 3d degree burn victims are ghouls.
175. when you buy anything at a store you only give them crappy verisons of what you are tradeing them.
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176. Each time when you " spawn " back to your home , you double check if aren't tent followed.
177. Always carry a lighter.
178. If one of your containers/rooms in your home or hideout can support world war II
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179. you tell your "conpanions" friends to attack random people.
180. you think after your friends die they will spawn at your house.
181. you think its possialbe to steal countless ammounts of ammo from the military.
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182. you wonder if you have better fov then others :)
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You smoke your bong, critical fail and it explodes and destroys all the weed.
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183. When your base is tidier than your irl house
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184.When you play FOnline on your toilet. I even did TC on the toilet one time.
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185. when you smoke whole pack of cigarettes instantly 8) and wonder why your cant see further
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166. You are almost fluent in reading and writing Russian, but don't know how to pronounce ANY of the words you know
This one is almost not even connected to FOnline in any possible way... I fail at Russian even before I started playing this game. Anyhow:
186. Being addicted to drugs and other addictive things seems absolutely normal to you, after all, you can just get another dose and feel alot better.
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187 . when you dont care that you are ugly as shit :D
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188. When you surf the Web, hear a gust of wind and think you just tapped into an encounter.
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189. If you ask some random dude in a bar, if he already has a name.
190. If you keep your money in the hand, while walking in public places.
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191. You install, when you "little bored" you unistall game and later again reinstall game over and over again.
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192. You think Cola will make you faster.
193. You drink beer before talking to someone because you think it will make things easier... Wait...
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194. You stay awake all night to reach level 24.
195. You don't eat fruits because you think they will give you radiation.
196. You always take a gun before you exit your house.
197. You make threads like this.
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198 . you are aging 20 times faster
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199. You're walking with your weapon in front of police station and you think it's ok.
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200. You stop wishing people luck, and start wishing them Luck 10 instead.
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201.You are reading this whole thread and thinking of something to type on this.
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202. When you think about eating first thing on you mind is "Hmm grilled bluesuit or radiated fruit?"
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203. You walk into a crow with a cooked grenade in you're hand and think to your self: hmm 60 secs till respawn totally worth it
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204. You know where to get military-grade grenades en masse.
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205.You spend more time playing fonline with your gf than actually making funnier things *IFYOUKNOWHATIMEAN* ::)
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206. You ask your grocery store owner why they will not pay you fir your items
207. You aks your grocery store owner why he does not accept beer and cola caps
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208. You have happy level XY on your birthday cake.
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209. You get your girlfriend to play 2238.
210. She rapes your base.
211. You beg for your stuff back.
212. She complies for you washing dishes, doing the laundry and else.
213. The flat sparkles.
214. Angry Wasteland RP sexytime ensues.
215. In game.
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216. You making jokes about FOnline in this topic.
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217. You act a bit slower, if last time you played FOnline was 30 minutes ago. However in 1 hour you'll feel yourself better and will get a message about it.
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218. You see something red in the left upper corner of your view. The doctor said it was a burst cartilage, but you know it better.