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Title: outragous theorys and claims!!
Post by: VORON32 on June 09, 2013, 11:43:21 pm
im just goin to post up some funny theorys


JOVANKA is DOPE. :o

the server will end in the day after tomorrow. :'(

VILE is tracy baker. :-\

loko is nomad  :o

and i am tom cruise :D

can you prove any of these theorys false? i don't think sooo, add some of your own if your bored as fuck, dunno.






Title: Re: outragous theorys and claims!!
Post by: DeputyDope on June 09, 2013, 11:54:02 pm
VORON32 is A DUMBASS.

note: A DUMBASS is a character i saw in NCR once.
Title: Re: outragous theorys and claims!!
Post by: VORON32 on June 10, 2013, 04:51:58 am
VORON32 is A DUMBASS.

note: A DUMBASS is a character i saw in NCR once.

Wow that has to be the most outrageous claim of the day i bet many people are gonna have a hard time topping that one off you should have given them a chance dope
Title: Re: outragous theorys and claims!!
Post by: BenKain on June 10, 2013, 04:54:44 am
Gr1m (aka Sean) is really dead
Title: Re: outragous theorys and claims!!
Post by: Ganado on June 10, 2013, 05:22:19 am
Slim Charles is... dead?  :-\
Title: Re: outragous theorys and claims!!
Post by: jack555 on June 10, 2013, 07:16:54 am
KABOOM's Alts are shared with all members of USA Sex'aholics anonymous club
Title: Re: outragous theorys and claims!!
Post by: Senocular on June 10, 2013, 09:31:28 am
Devs finally amassed a sum of money large enough to get retired.
Title: Re: outragous theorys and claims!!
Post by: Cyber Jesus on June 10, 2013, 10:22:51 am
im just goin to post up some funny theorys

JOVANKA is DOPE. :o

loko is nomad  :o
this is bullshit.
Title: Re: outragous theorys and claims!!
Post by: Mike Crosser on June 10, 2013, 11:27:19 am
1.I am Mike Wall

2.There is a secret location under Broken Hills which contains some sort of shrine where people come to pray to the Cow Gawd.
Only way to access this location is being added to it's faction terminal which is located in one of it's 13 bathrooms.

3.Fear is Voland

4.Racoon is Grizzan

5.Ivic777s base full of loot, which he told no one about, was deleted by a GM for no reason.

6.Racoon is a girl
Title: Re: outragous theorys and claims!!
Post by: TKs-KaBoom on June 10, 2013, 12:31:52 pm
(...)
6.Racoon is a girl

Racoon WAS a girl!
Now he's a Man!
Title: Re: outragous theorys and claims!!
Post by: davrot on June 10, 2013, 12:47:39 pm
Devs finally amassed a sum of money large enough to get retired.
This.

The server actually runs on a P2 machine hidden under scypior's bed. Now with enough money made from donations all these years he can finally go on vacation to Acapulco. Wake up people.
Title: Re: outragous theorys and claims!!
Post by: racoon on June 10, 2013, 01:26:40 pm
you know, plastic surgeries can do miracles.

1. Kaga was GM.

2. I am grizzan.

3. Nexxos is helpful and friendly.
Title: Re: outragous theorys and claims!!
Post by: Fettel on June 10, 2013, 01:48:28 pm
I am Fettel?
Title: Re: outragous theorys and claims!!
Post by: Wipe on June 10, 2013, 01:58:26 pm
The server actually runs on a P2 machine hidden under scypior's bed.
Close, but not perfect.
FOnline: 2238 Server Machine (https://i.imgur.com/LAyJd.jpg).
Title: Re: outragous theorys and claims!!
Post by: Dark. on June 10, 2013, 02:05:34 pm
1. Grizzan is Dornan.

2. I'm Dark.
Title: Re: outragous theorys and claims!!
Post by: davrot on June 10, 2013, 02:10:43 pm
Close, but not perfect.
FOnline: 2238 Server Machine (https://i.imgur.com/LAyJd.jpg).
It was moved to the RPi after the Great Exodus, thus confirming my theory.
Title: Re: outragous theorys and claims!!
Post by: Redivivus on June 10, 2013, 02:12:13 pm
Close, but not perfect.
FOnline: 2238 Server Machine (https://i.imgur.com/LAyJd.jpg).
"Beta"... :S
Title: Re: outragous theorys and claims!!
Post by: VORON32 on June 10, 2013, 05:37:25 pm
cari is not a human it is an artificial intelligence, the name cari is a acronym, (C.A.R.I) this stands for, (computerized artificially rendered Intelligence) a prototype developed my CIA then bought by Fonline's development crew and then implemented into the game for the sole purpose of helping newbs protecting them in order to help the numbers of 2238 grow to a sustainable level, sadly the cari
failed its main initiative and was not worth the money invested,
Title: Re: outragous theorys and claims!!
Post by: Ganado on June 10, 2013, 06:58:16 pm
I am Fettel?
Nope I'm Fettel.
Title: Re: outragous theorys and claims!!
Post by: Mike Crosser on June 11, 2013, 01:19:24 am
Nope I'm Fettel.
Ok this bullshit needs to stop.
50 other threads have been junked because of these arguments.
It's a known fact that I am Fettel.
Title: Re: outragous theorys and claims!!
Post by: greenthumb on June 11, 2013, 01:26:56 am
Nope I'm Fettel.
It's a known fact that I am Fettel.

Dishonest abe = Mike Crosser , fettel doesnt exist
Title: Re: outragous theorys and claims!!
Post by: VORON32 on June 11, 2013, 06:31:05 am
Ok this bullshit needs to stop.
50 other threads have been junked because of these arguments.
It's a known fact that I am Fettel.

prove it nigga
Title: Re: outragous theorys and claims!!
Post by: Redivivus on June 11, 2013, 11:18:42 am
Quote from: Various humans
Things about Fettel...
It is non humanoid liveform, so nobody of you are Fettel. Deal wth it.
Title: Re: outragous theorys and claims!!
Post by: A Traitor on June 12, 2013, 01:10:14 am
That the shutdown threat is a test to see if there’s support to keep it running.
Title: Re: outragous theorys and claims!!
Post by: dskpnk on June 12, 2013, 02:27:04 am
Gr1m (aka Sean) is really dead

yeah just after we raped him !
Title: Re: outragous theorys and claims!!
Post by: Brujah on June 12, 2013, 03:41:28 am
I have a "roleplay" deathclaw character which I used most to exploit the game undercover.
Title: Re: outragous theorys and claims!!
Post by: VORON32 on June 12, 2013, 05:37:28 am
i never went to art school nor have i ever had a art teacher  ::)
Title: Re: outragous theorys and claims!!
Post by: VORON32 on June 12, 2013, 05:47:11 am
yeah just after we raped him !

show some restraint fuckin man, do you realize what kind of visuals you give people when they read your post? and who else are you refering to when you say "WE" ???
Title: Re: outragous theorys and claims!!
Post by: BLDYMSS on June 12, 2013, 06:55:49 am
Due to some weird bug, one of my characters was able to visit every base and I left one piece of brahmin shit that has no red outline in every single one of them. Now go try and find it ;D
Title: Re: outragous theorys and claims!!
Post by: VORON32 on June 12, 2013, 07:02:55 am
Due to some weird bug, one of my characters was able to visit every base and I left one piece of brahmin shit that has no red outline in every single one of them. Now go try and find it ;D

lol how did you access the tents that had another tent on that same coordinate overlaping precisely ???
Title: Re: outragous theorys and claims!!
Post by: BLDYMSS on June 12, 2013, 07:15:55 am
lol how did you access the tents that had another tent on that same coordinate overlaping precisely ???
The bug also involved a feature:
A dropdown menu that listed all bases and their faction on that spot, from which I easily could choose the one I wanted to enter.
I think it was something that originally was about to be implemented in the game, along with the change that there should be no more invisible safe bases.
Title: Re: outragous theorys and claims!!
Post by: VORON32 on June 12, 2013, 07:38:40 am
The bug also involved a feature:
A dropdown menu that listed all bases and their faction on that spot, from which I easily could choose the one I wanted to enter.
I think it was something that originally was about to be implemented in the game, along with the change that there should be no more invisible safe bases.

how typical that there needs to be a bug involved for a great feature to be implemented
fucking up side down game  :-\
Title: Re: outragous theorys and claims!!
Post by: dskpnk on June 12, 2013, 08:38:42 am
And who else are you refering to when you say "WE" ???

Try to have a little deduction and u will understand who WE are !

Title: Re: outragous theorys and claims!!
Post by: Mike Crosser on June 12, 2013, 11:26:14 am
Two of my characters survived the wipe.

I think.
Title: Re: outragous theorys and claims!!
Post by: BLDYMSS on June 12, 2013, 05:47:51 pm
The robed altruist in Shady Sands is my first alt. He has sneak 350% so until the shutdown announcment I remained unseen, because I knew my powers would have been abused too much resulting in massive imbalances in the game.
Title: Re: outragous theorys and claims!!
Post by: Michaelh139 on June 12, 2013, 07:27:01 pm
I am the night.

And Gr1m is alive and well, living the dream in New Vegas with expensive hookers n booze.
Title: Re: outragous theorys and claims!!
Post by: Alvarez on June 12, 2013, 08:28:09 pm
The server would have died last time due to lack of funds if it weren't for the implementation of the truck.
Title: Re: outragous theorys and claims!!
Post by: LostSoul on June 12, 2013, 10:08:08 pm
Truth: The Lost Children never had more than 5 members.
Title: Re: outragous theorys and claims!!
Post by: BLDYMSS on June 12, 2013, 11:06:25 pm
Truth: The Lost Children never had more than 5 members.
No, The Lost Children was a one player faction created with alts. And they had 50 gas station bases and nothing else. Keep your facts straight.
Title: Re: outragous theorys and claims!!
Post by: Lotus_ on June 12, 2013, 11:19:23 pm
That racoon was richest player in game lolz:p
Title: Re: outragous theorys and claims!!
Post by: LostSoul on June 12, 2013, 11:49:36 pm
No, The Lost Children was a one player faction created with alts. And they had 50 gas station bases and nothing else. Keep your facts straight.

50?
Title: Re: outragous theorys and claims!!
Post by: Ganado on June 13, 2013, 02:48:36 am
And Gr1m is alive and well, living the dream in New Vegas with expensive hookers n booze.
No blackjack? What a shame.
Title: Re: outragous theorys and claims!!
Post by: greenthumb on June 13, 2013, 02:57:03 am
Deathsquad has no GM support

I can shoot snipers in their faces

golden nugget does 300 throw damage on single target

there is no secret base below Vault City

I can jump behind Broken hills downtown exit grid and loot JovankaB's bra from hidden footlocker





Title: Re: outragous theorys and claims!!
Post by: JovankaB on June 13, 2013, 06:02:00 am
Deathsquad is a team made of large donators.
They have platinum 2238 accounts, which allow them to be so good in PvP.

There is a huge buried in sand spaceship with aliens and alien blasters below NCR.
For 4 years players didn't find the entrance.
Title: Re: outragous theorys and claims!!
Post by: LostSoul on June 13, 2013, 07:20:20 am
I have a nude picture of who is supposebly "Kitty"
Title: Re: outragous theorys and claims!!
Post by: Boon Lived on June 13, 2013, 07:30:49 am
can you prove any of these theorys false? i don't think sooo

No, but pics or it didn't happen  :)
Title: Re: outragous theorys and claims!!
Post by: VORON32 on June 13, 2013, 08:42:28 am
No, but pics or it didn't happen  :)

you obviously underestimate the power of photoshop then. i can make anything and everything seem as if it happend. name it i can do it seriously nothing is sacred, so i guess then the last hope of the truth is videos, i dont know any nerd that would be desperate enough to edit a vid just to falsify somthing
Title: Re: outragous theorys and claims!!
Post by: Michaelh139 on June 13, 2013, 08:04:16 pm
No blackjack? What a shame.
Everyone knows that in Vegas the game is rigged from the start.

You're money will last longer on whores and cheap drink.  Preferable to a bullet to da head.  Then Gr1m really would be dead, assuming he isn't the Courier.
Title: Re: outragous theorys and claims!!
Post by: Daryl on June 13, 2013, 08:12:00 pm
we where just out to buy some drugs :D very peace fully

(http://i41.tinypic.com/35aqdtz.jpg)
Title: Re: outragous theorys and claims!!
Post by: Rain on June 13, 2013, 08:17:51 pm
Fallout is a social test provided by governments to test human nature.The obvious result is.5% of humans act righteous and carebear to buff their ego,95% of them are evil.Then there is Cari and Duna,wich are,uh,S.P.E.C.I.A.L.
Title: Re: outragous theorys and claims!!
Post by: Mike Crosser on June 13, 2013, 08:25:23 pm
Boon Lived is actually the infamous NCR bomber deviL nooB
Title: Re: outragous theorys and claims!!
Post by: LostSoul on June 13, 2013, 09:16:57 pm
Boons voice has only been heard by one man... for roughly 1.7 seconds. It was a cough/mumble.

I heard you Boon... you had a mic.... that whole time.
Title: Re: outragous theorys and claims!!
Post by: S.T.A.L.K.E.R on June 13, 2013, 09:18:22 pm
Boon to scared to talk?

I always pictured boon as a white kid with justin beiber hair cut.
Title: Re: outragous theorys and claims!!
Post by: LostSoul on June 13, 2013, 09:27:06 pm
Boon to scared to talk?

I always pictured boon as a white kid with justin beiber hair cut.

In the 2-3 years he was in my mumble channel, he NEVER spoke. Only ever caught a whisper of him.


Sounded like an old young adult. (28-34)
Title: Re: outragous theorys and claims!!
Post by: racoon on June 14, 2013, 01:26:41 am
1. lostsoul was helping people

2. daryl/knuckle/lotus is jew

I have a nude picture of who is supposebly "Kitty"

fuuuuuuuuu. i like girls, but kitty is just ugly.. and nude photo of ugly girl is nothing to be proud of. yeah i seen many of her photos. anyway, have a nice fap you both are worth each other. same level.
Title: Re: outragous theorys and claims!!
Post by: LostSoul on June 14, 2013, 02:30:58 am
have a nice fap you both are worth each other. same level.


Says: this guy

(https://i.imgur.com/HLh8Sm4.jpg)
Title: Re: outragous theorys and claims!!
Post by: S.T.A.L.K.E.R on June 14, 2013, 03:27:34 am

Says: this guy

(https://i.imgur.com/HLh8Sm4.jpg)
hahaha, lol

more like douchebag haircut
Title: Re: outragous theorys and claims!!
Post by: Surf on June 14, 2013, 02:04:14 pm

Says: this guy

(https://i.imgur.com/HLh8Sm4.jpg)

:D

(http://media.fukung.net/images/612/iceburn.gif)
Title: Re: outragous theorys and claims!!
Post by: Merle on June 14, 2013, 03:48:29 pm

Says: this guy


Critical hit, armor bypassed...

(http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/aD0A6qB_460sa.gif)
Title: Re: outragous theorys and claims!!
Post by: Dark. on June 14, 2013, 04:26:47 pm
- Grimmi is 10 years old.


Tell me more about DeathSquad. Is there someone who really knows who they are?
Title: Re: outragous theorys and claims!!
Post by: DeputyDope on June 14, 2013, 04:45:28 pm
Critical hit, armor bypassed...

(http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/aD0A6qB_460sa.gif)

most epic gif ever
Title: Re: outragous theorys and claims!!
Post by: davrot on June 14, 2013, 04:50:52 pm
Tell me more about DeathSquad. Is there someone who really knows who they are?
Probably BBS, Kharon.
Title: Re: outragous theorys and claims!!
Post by: BLDYMSS on June 14, 2013, 04:53:38 pm
Critical hit, armor bypassed...

(http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/aD0A6qB_460sa.gif)

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Where is that taken from? Some movie? If yes I def gotta see it. :)
Title: Re: outragous theorys and claims!!
Post by: Dark. on June 14, 2013, 06:17:50 pm
Probably BBS, Kharon.
Shit, how do you know I'm Kharon??!!

jk

Anyways I'm not really sure, I played with BBS for a while but it still looks like that they and DS are two different groups.

Title: Re: outragous theorys and claims!!
Post by: Alexandrite on June 14, 2013, 06:26:52 pm
You guys know that guy named Kaga? He's Racoon btw
Title: Re: outragous theorys and claims!!
Post by: JovankaB on June 14, 2013, 06:32:21 pm
Probably BBS

Nah.

I checked one of them some time ago, but the nick that I found didn't ring a bell,
so I just assumed it's some random pvp dudes I don't know.

Today I investigated it more carefully, each of them. All I can say... wow :)
Title: Re: outragous theorys and claims!!
Post by: DeputyDope on June 14, 2013, 06:37:28 pm
You guys know that guy named Kaga? He's Racoon btw

OMG HE IS? people have found that out like months ago.
Title: Re: outragous theorys and claims!!
Post by: Mike Crosser on June 14, 2013, 09:55:54 pm
Azura is a 37 year old high school drop out.
Also a dude.
Title: Re: outragous theorys and claims!!
Post by: Spiderfork on June 14, 2013, 10:12:53 pm
Mitchwest and Bowlin12 are a homosexual couple

They broke up two months ago
Title: Re: outragous theorys and claims!!
Post by: Cyber Jesus on June 14, 2013, 10:15:42 pm
Nah.

I checked one of them some time ago, but the nick that I found didn't ring a bell,
so I just assumed it's some random pvp dudes I don't know.

Today I investigated it more carefully, each of them. All I can say... wow :)
By "investigate" you mean spy? how low can you go
Title: Re: outragous theorys and claims!!
Post by: xsarq on June 14, 2013, 10:17:29 pm
Azura is a 37 year old high school drop out.
Also a dude.

Sounds legit. There`s no females in the internet.
Title: Re: outragous theorys and claims!!
Post by: Dark. on June 14, 2013, 11:25:49 pm
Probably Margaux knows something about DeathSquad, at least he said so.

- Margaux is a guy!

(no shit)
Title: Re: outragous theorys and claims!!
Post by: Rusty on June 15, 2013, 12:02:48 am
I am vedaras
Title: Re: outragous theorys and claims!!
Post by: NoMore on June 15, 2013, 12:48:59 am
 8)
Title: Re: outragous theorys and claims!!
Post by: Alexandrite on June 15, 2013, 01:07:12 am
gr1m is a rat bastard.

The U.S. government knows everything. They're watching ALL of you terrorist scum.

Nice forum alt...
Title: Re: outragous theorys and claims!!
Post by: NoMore on June 15, 2013, 02:09:34 am
Nice forum alt...

Too bad cry more.
Title: Re: outragous theorys and claims!!
Post by: Alexandrite on June 15, 2013, 02:26:36 am
Too bad cry more.

Who said I was crying? ;)
Title: Re: outragous theorys and claims!!
Post by: A Traitor on June 15, 2013, 03:38:48 am
Sounds legit. There`s no females in the internet.
I sincerely beleive the theory that 99% of the female players mostly play males to avoid harrasment.
Title: Re: outragous theorys and claims!!
Post by: 700noob007 on June 15, 2013, 04:36:22 am
Boon Lived is actually the infamous NCR bomber deviL nooB

Nope sorry that was me man.
Title: Re: outragous theorys and claims!!
Post by: VORON32 on June 15, 2013, 02:50:29 pm
VILE is a prisoner of the USA for sexual harrassment, the prison allows prisoners access to the internet for 1 hour,
this luxury provided by the criminal rights organization to allow light prisoners contact with the outside world to
prevent mental illness such as the ones vile is already showing clear symptoms of

but how did he import the game Fonline into the comperters provided by the CRO (criminal rights organization) well then here comes some theorys:

theory number one!!

he provided special favors to some of the guards in charge of security or some of the CRO employees in charge of computer maintnence ( special favors includes ******* *** **** ****** *** ***** ******** *** *****,, shineing their boots, or just being a snitch)

theory number two!

he smuggled a USB drive without greaseing some wheels prior to the action, smuggleing technique's are the fallowing;

vile smuggled the usb by shoving it down his throut or inserting it up into his rectum, or for the purpose of hiding the USB he makes an incision through the skin carfully avoiding the arterys and veins  note:the razor used may not have been sanatary it may have had human feces.

theory number three!!!

hes a crack hacker that bypassed the prisoner sensor proticals and downloaded the game but thats kinda outrageous and unlikely

note the asterix's do not stand for anything obsene its just morse code :P

Title: Re: outragous theorys and claims!!
Post by: Merle on June 15, 2013, 03:09:21 pm
note the asterix's do not stand for anything obsene its just morse code :P

Title: Re: outragous theorys and claims!!
Post by: davrot on June 15, 2013, 03:13:09 pm
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Post by: Merle on June 15, 2013, 03:26:14 pm
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Title: Re: outragous theorys and claims!!
Post by: Gorlak on June 15, 2013, 06:33:57 pm
Wasteland is harsh
Title: Re: outragous theorys and claims!!
Post by: Brujah on June 15, 2013, 06:41:03 pm
There was never any game, it's just a bunch of gamma waves being forced into our brains to make us kill John Lennon in case he ever comes back.
Title: Re: outragous theorys and claims!!
Post by: LagMaster on June 15, 2013, 07:05:13 pm
LagMaster can actualy fart!
Title: Re: outragous theorys and claims!!
Post by: falloutdude on June 15, 2013, 10:32:30 pm
over half of the forum population is actually women. They don't play the game they just like to fight on forum about who's dildo is bigger.
Title: Re: outragous theorys and claims!!
Post by: A Traitor on June 15, 2013, 10:54:56 pm
over half of the forum population is actually women. They don't play the game they just like to fight on forum about who's dildo is bigger.
Interesting. ::)
Title: Re: outragous theorys and claims!!
Post by: Spiderfork on June 15, 2013, 11:04:51 pm
over half of the forum population is actually women. They don't play the game they just like to fight on forum about who's dildo is bigger.

Half of them are actually transsexuals, they just use two different coverups.
Title: Re: outragous theorys and claims!!
Post by: Kool-Aid on June 22, 2013, 10:04:43 pm
Voron32 is a moron !
....no wait, thats neither a theory nor claim.

 Voron32 is a mongoloidic troglodyte of a long-believed-to-be extinct primitive cavemen tribe , isolated from the outter world and inbreeding in northern canada for centuries if not millenniums. Being one of the last 3 survivors of his fellow clansmen, he has been captured by nazicommunists who noticed his extravagant stupidity that might bear the key for a brain melting weapon agent (by telepathically overcharging the victims brain with so much painful and nonsensical informations ("bullshit") till it literally overheats and implodes), quickly spawning several research groups to study him .The PC he is using was provided to him by a scientific research group who tried to effectively classify this rare and "special" (like in special olympics) specimen by studying his behavior patterns over an experimental social simulator called "fonline2238" and it's cohesive forums. The social simulator happened to be flawed and deprecated tho, as it later transpired. It has been agreed upon to punish the evil vampire cat-worshiping whale in-command with a gruesome penalty (a diet) and, without depraving it of its primal life-sustaining motivation, send it on a nutshell somewhere to southern Africa, where it could proceed its study on techniques in shoveling all sorts of animal shit, in this particular case, elephant shit.

When all crucial scientific data on voron32 was collected, carefully evaluated and discussed it has been finally revealed....
that he is just a regular moron. Nothing special.

PROVE IT WRONG
Title: Re: outragous theorys and claims!!
Post by: DeputyDope on June 22, 2013, 10:20:38 pm
Voron32 is a moron !
....no wait, thats neither a theory nor claim.

 Voron32 is a mongoloidic troglodyte of a long-believed-to-be extinct primitive cavemen tribe , isolated from the outter world and inbreeding in northern canada for centuries if not millenniums. Being one of the last 3 survivors of his fellow clansmen, he has been captured by nazicommunists who noticed his extravagant stupidity that might bear the key for a brain melting weapon agent (by telepathically overcharging the victims brain with so much painful and nonsensical informations ("bullshit") till it literally overheats and implodes), quickly spawning several research groups to study him .The PC he is using was provided to him by a scientific research group who tried to effectively classify this rare and "special" (like in special olympics) specimen by studying his behavior patterns over an experimental social simulator called "fonline2238" and it's cohesive forums. The social simulator happened to be flawed and deprecated tho, as it later transpired. It has been agreed upon to punish the evil vampire cat-worshiping whale in-command with a gruesome penalty (a diet) and, without depraving it of its primal life-sustaining motivation, send it on a nutshell somewhere to southern Africa, where it could proceed its study on techniques in shoveling all sorts of animal shit, in this particular case, elephant shit.

When all crucial scientific data on voron32 was collected, carefully evaluated and discussed it has been finally revealed....
that he is just a regular moron. Nothing special.

PROVE IT WRONG

^
makes alot of sense.
Title: Re: outragous theorys and claims!!
Post by: 700noob007 on June 22, 2013, 10:22:45 pm
VILE is a prisoner of the USA for sexual harrassment, the prison allows prisoners access to the internet for 1 hour,
this luxury provided by the criminal rights organization to allow light prisoners contact with the outside world to
prevent mental illness such as the ones vile is already showing clear symptoms of

but how did he import the game Fonline into the comperters provided by the CRO (criminal rights organization) well then here comes some theorys:

theory number one!!

he provided special favors to some of the guards in charge of security or some of the CRO employees in charge of computer maintnence ( special favors includes ******* *** **** ****** *** ***** ******** *** *****,, shineing their boots, or just being a snitch)

theory number two!

he smuggled a USB drive without greaseing some wheels prior to the action, smuggleing technique's are the fallowing;

vile smuggled the usb by shoving it down his throut or inserting it up into his rectum, or for the purpose of hiding the USB he makes an incision through the skin carfully avoiding the arterys and veins  note:the razor used may not have been sanatary it may have had human feces.

theory number three!!!

hes a crack hacker that bypassed the prisoner sensor proticals and downloaded the game but thats kinda outrageous and unlikely

note the asterix's do not stand for anything obsene its just morse code :P

All wrong it's
...- .. .-.. . / .. ... / -.-. .-.. . .- .-. .-.. -.-- / - .... . / --. .- -.-- . ... - / ..-. .- --. --. --- -
Title: Re: outragous theorys and claims!!
Post by: Surf on June 22, 2013, 10:44:52 pm
^
makes alot of sense.

(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_D_Z-D2tzi14/S8TRIo4br3I/AAAAAAAACv4/Zh7_GcMlRKo/s400/ALOT.png)
Title: Re: outragous theorys and claims!!
Post by: LagMaster on June 22, 2013, 11:29:26 pm
the devs end the game only cuz i wanted to restart playing it
Title: Re: outragous theorys and claims!!
Post by: Alexandrite on June 23, 2013, 12:03:36 am
Voron32 is a moron !
....no wait, thats neither a theory nor claim.

 Voron32 is a mongoloidic troglodyte of a long-believed-to-be extinct primitive cavemen tribe , isolated from the outter world and inbreeding in northern canada for centuries if not millenniums. Being one of the last 3 survivors of his fellow clansmen, he has been captured by nazicommunists who noticed his extravagant stupidity that might bear the key for a brain melting weapon agent (by telepathically overcharging the victims brain with so much painful and nonsensical informations ("bullshit") till it literally overheats and implodes), quickly spawning several research groups to study him .The PC he is using was provided to him by a scientific research group who tried to effectively classify this rare and "special" (like in special olympics) specimen by studying his behavior patterns over an experimental social simulator called "fonline2238" and it's cohesive forums. The social simulator happened to be flawed and deprecated tho, as it later transpired. It has been agreed upon to punish the evil vampire cat-worshiping whale in-command with a gruesome penalty (a diet) and, without depraving it of its primal life-sustaining motivation, send it on a nutshell somewhere to southern Africa, where it could proceed its study on techniques in shoveling all sorts of animal shit, in this particular case, elephant shit.

When all crucial scientific data on voron32 was collected, carefully evaluated and discussed it has been finally revealed....
that he is just a regular moron. Nothing special.

PROVE IT WRONG

One thing I have to say to counterclaim -> umad, bro?

the devs end the game only cuz i wanted to restart playing it

I wish that would happen...
Title: Re: outragous theorys and claims!!
Post by: Mike Crosser on June 23, 2013, 10:40:02 am
umad, bro?

Has the current set of events caused great unpleasure to you?
You have indeed been coaxed into a snafu.