Well, fa-diddle my dong and call me Kong! Happy birthday Al' old pal! I wrote you a poem as a gift.
*Clears Throat*
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I banged your girlfriend,
And this doesn't rhyme.
(http://www.reactionface.info/sites/default/files/images/1287666826226.png)
Seriously, happy birthday bro.
Also, I graffiti'd your car bro!
(http://img839.imageshack.us/img839/8002/screen20130414202117.jpg)
PS. That's YOUR girl in the passenger seat. Heheh....