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Title: North Korea says they are "at war" with the South.
Post by: Fettel on March 30, 2013, 02:05:02 am
(http://resources0.news.com.au/images/2013/03/29/1226602/706680-130321-kim.jpg)
"North Korea announced Saturday that it had entered a "state of war" with South Korea and would deal with every inter-Korean issue accordingly."

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Post by: Eternauta on March 30, 2013, 02:22:54 am
Fucking local mini Cold War between 20th-century-minded people (communists and USA puppets). I only hope it doesn't have any major influence on Argentina or Latin America cause we've had too much of that shit already.
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Post by: Fettel on March 30, 2013, 02:27:57 am
If USA starts to bomb North Korea then Russia starts firing nukes too and shits gonna hit the floor pretty fast.
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Post by: Brujah on March 30, 2013, 03:52:32 am
Call of Duty: Yellow Smurfs Warfare.
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Post by: FrankenStone on March 30, 2013, 05:34:50 am
lol he looks like he owned MC Donalds xD
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Post by: Dark Angel on March 30, 2013, 10:01:17 am
He must doing those steps to survive.
USA will start negotations and offer help, that's for what Kim doing it.
If Kim is crazy, we will live in Fallout world soon  ;D
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Post by: Cyber Jesus on March 30, 2013, 11:47:00 am
This could end up quite interesting...
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Post by: Mike Crosser on March 30, 2013, 12:34:04 pm
(http://img689.imageshack.us/img689/2122/kimtrollun.jpg)
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Post by: Mr.NiceGuy on March 30, 2013, 12:39:44 pm
I think someone is suffering from napoleon complex   ::)
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Post by: Mike Crosser on March 30, 2013, 12:41:33 pm
When he is doing his big speeches he sometimes reminds me of Arcturus Mengsk from Starcraft 1 and 2
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Post by: Tomowolf on March 30, 2013, 12:46:04 pm
Rockets made out of wood and potatoes won't fly to America, This is just happening like from 50 years, they just got big mouth all time, nothing happening...
Think - If they nuke South Korea, wind is coming from sea, so they're excatly killing themselves.
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Post by: Mike Crosser on March 30, 2013, 12:49:04 pm
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Post by: Rascal on March 30, 2013, 01:26:06 pm
I think South Koreans gona totally outplay them with their APMs, If North wont gona cheezee from start, then in mid and for sure in late game - south gona win by its solid macro advantage and very good micro.
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Post by: -DANTE- on March 30, 2013, 01:52:45 pm
 Not problem, me and my brothers patiently waiting for a Big-Bumm!!!

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Post by: avv on March 30, 2013, 02:42:45 pm
North Korea is pretty dumb if it thinks it can win in starcraft by having military excercises.
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Post by: the underground on March 31, 2013, 10:58:15 am
Even China has told North Korea to sit down, shut up, and eat their ricream. I'm not worried.
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Post by: skejwen on March 31, 2013, 05:05:18 pm
Their only chance is to... simply 6-(million)-pool...
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Post by: Alvarez on March 31, 2013, 06:03:32 pm
Sword rattling is a family tradition at Jong Ils.
He will rumble a bit, then cash in the help from world community for not have started a war. And gain respect from their generals, so he won't become their puppet.

Finally, he will pronounce to everyone that he scared the capitalistic world shitless and they gave in.
VIKTOLIOUS NOLTH KOLEA yet again.
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Post by: the underground on March 31, 2013, 06:55:22 pm
TLAR.
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Post by: Gob on March 31, 2013, 11:26:51 pm
I'm glad there will be a war, too many people on this planet anyway...
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Post by: Michaelh139 on March 31, 2013, 11:51:25 pm
I'm glad there will be a war, too many people on this planet anyway...
Actually you could apparently fit the entire world's population in Texas with enough land to farm and feed themselves if done by absolute efficiency.

Really it's a matter of how wasteful human society is, not how many humans there are, though it's very easy to see it either way.
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Post by: Lordus on April 01, 2013, 01:00:48 am
Neither US or NKorea want war. NK needs aid from US and South Korea (food supplies), US needs tension in region to sell their weapon systems (i.e. F35, naval systems,...). Nobody wants to start a conflict and eliminate NK goverment, because they will have to create new or worse, unite both Koreas.. Look at East and West Germany... more than 20 years since Berlin wall falls, and there are still great economy differencies. Imagine North Korea as an agriculture, military based economy poor country that would need to reform and invest HUGE amount of money for DECADES to raise their health, educational, .... system to kind of eastern european country level.

In military, NK is dangerous. Not because their rockets and nuclear weapons (they still dont have adequate nuclear warhead), but because of their numerous artilelry aimed on SK, especially on Soul. SK and US would need a days or weeks to eliminate all artilery threat, but until they will do that, there would be thousands of South Korean victims. You cannot simply bomb all arty sites at one time. Of course, you can try to destroy communication, eliminate military command, but not in few hours..

One positive of another Korean war could be another MASH series.  8)
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Post by: Sarakin on April 01, 2013, 01:24:40 am
I'm glad there will be a war, too many people on this planet anyway...
They they should start with you
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Post by: Brujah on April 01, 2013, 01:43:43 am
Actually you could apparently fit the entire world's population in Texas with enough land to farm and feed themselves if done by absolute efficiency.

Really it's a matter of how wasteful human society is, not how many humans there are, though it's very easy to see it either way.

You can all go to Texas while I keep the rest of the planet.
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Post by: Mr Feltzer on April 01, 2013, 03:48:10 am
You can all go to Texas while I keep the rest of the planet.

Brujah, I will trade you 1 corn for all of Australia.
Title: Re: North Korea says they are "at war" with the South.
Post by: Brujah on April 01, 2013, 04:41:12 am
Brujah, I will trade you 1 corn for all of Australia.

Under the circumstances that you'll have to butter it yourself.


The corn will be given to you raw.
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Post by: Spotty on April 01, 2013, 04:53:03 am
You can all go to Texas while I keep the rest of the planet.

Hell no. Texas is crowded already. Ya'll can go to Brazil and enjoy the hairy women Brujah keep telling us about. More space and more women over there anyhow.
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Post by: Brujah on April 01, 2013, 05:04:11 am
Hell no. Texas is crowded already. Ya'll can go to Brazil and enjoy the hairy women Brujah keep telling us about. More space and more women over there anyhow.

There's no women or space here.


All lies except for the hairy part... Don't come here if you hate hair.
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Post by: Slaver Snipe on April 01, 2013, 01:14:28 pm
If USA starts to bomb North Korea then Russia starts firing nukes too and shits gonna hit the floor pretty fast.

Why exactly do you believe Russia would get involved militarily when their closest ally wouldn't get involved?  If anything Russia may sell them weapons to make a quick buck (probably nothing that recent of course) and China would give them weapons to actually see how well they do in the field since they haven't been able to actually field test anything they have made in the past 30 years.  All of this would happen under the table of course, as risking sanctions from the U.S. would be very bad for them and the U.S. itself.  If a full blown war was to happen (very unlikely) the civilian and military casualties would be horrendous and occupying the country would be near impossible unless the North Koreans realized how bad off they are under the rule of a military first regime.   South Korea recently said if a war were to break out they would target monuments of the Kim family which I have to say would be a fantastic start.
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Post by: Mr Feltzer on April 03, 2013, 07:14:41 am
Why exactly do you believe Russia would get involved militarily when their closest ally wouldn't get involved?  If anything Russia may sell them weapons to make a quick buck (probably nothing that recent of course) and China would give them weapons to actually see how well they do in the field since they haven't been able to actually field test anything they have made in the past 30 years.  All of this would happen under the table of course, as risking sanctions from the U.S. would be very bad for them and the U.S. itself.  If a full blown war was to happen (very unlikely) the civilian and military casualties would be horrendous and occupying the country would be near impossible unless the North Koreans realized how bad off they are under the rule of a military first regime.   South Korea recently said if a war were to break out they would target monuments of the Kim family which I have to say would be a fantastic start.

The Prime Minister of Russia made statements about using nuclear weapons if the USA keeps on getting involved in other wars. they wont tolerate it
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Post by: Slaver Snipe on April 03, 2013, 08:26:31 am
There is a big difference between making statements about it and actually using them, the U.S. and Russia both know any use of non conventional warfare against the other will have a swift reprisal ending up in the extinction or near extinction of mankind.  Making a statement like that is far less likely to happen than the North Korean rhetoric resulting in a war.
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Post by: JovankaB on April 03, 2013, 10:05:12 am
If I remember correctly from history lessons so far it's only U.S. that dropped atomic bombs on people, not North Korea.
Not defending North Korean regime or anything. Any regime is bad  :-\
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Post by: BenKain on April 03, 2013, 03:15:12 pm
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Post by: Alvarez on April 03, 2013, 03:24:16 pm
Any regime is bad  :-\

Even democratic regime, which allow you to say this?
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Post by: S.T.A.L.K.E.R on April 03, 2013, 05:56:29 pm
If I remember correctly from history lessons so far it's only U.S. that dropped atomic bombs on people, not North Korea.
Not defending North Korean regime or anything. Any regime is bad  :-\
Japan, Hiroshima and Nagasaki were bombed with the atomic bombs by the U.S
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Post by: Mike Crosser on April 03, 2013, 06:47:22 pm

Hiroshima and Nagasaki were in Japan...
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Post by: Senocular on April 03, 2013, 07:28:25 pm
Even democratic regime, which allow you to say this?
Thank God for democracy! It allows me to say my opinion outloud for only 50% of my income paid in taxes.
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Post by: BenKain on April 03, 2013, 07:39:44 pm
Thank God for Democracy! I can say what I want, unless someone shouts slander or I talk poorly of my Government. Then it is half my life in a federal, pound-me-in-the-ass, prison!
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Post by: Mike Crosser on April 03, 2013, 07:44:17 pm
(http://anongallery.org/img/4828/democracy-you-want-some-too-bitch.jpg)
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Post by: Michaelh139 on April 03, 2013, 09:41:39 pm
Really US government is more of an oligarchy than anything at this point.
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Post by: Brujah on April 04, 2013, 01:32:39 am
Hiroshima and Nagasaki were in Japan...

They had it coming with all the twisted shit they did in Wars.


That was karma.
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Post by: T-888 on April 04, 2013, 06:50:30 am
What, what North Korea? Korth Norea just hold on, the way to go!

Actually you could apparently fit the entire world's population in Texas with enough land to farm and feed themselves if done by absolute efficiency.

Really it's a matter of how wasteful human society is, not how many humans there are, though it's very easy to see it either way.

Nothing can be done with absolute efficiency, their not robots, imagine the living condition of this "absolute efficiency", for me it sounds like living in a box.

Humans, just like any other animal require space.
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Post by: Mr Feltzer on April 04, 2013, 10:04:58 am
NK is bringing some long range missles to the east coast, tipped with nukes or not. thats a big move
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Post by: Mayck on April 04, 2013, 10:16:13 am
Actually you could apparently fit the entire world's population in Texas with enough land to farm and feed themselves if done by absolute efficiency.
that would be aprox 100m2 per human which is 10mx10m space, not sure if that's enough land to feed a human, it's smaller than my garden.
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Post by: Senocular on April 04, 2013, 10:22:35 am
that would be aprox 100m2 per human which is 10mx10m space, not sure if that's enough land to feed a human, it's smaller than my garden.
Where did you get that from? Texas has 696,200 km2 and there's around 6,973,738,433 people on the planet. Divide one by another and you get roughly 10km2 per person. 1km2 is enough to feed an entire family.
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Post by: Bego on April 04, 2013, 10:30:24 am
Skipping math lessons much?
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Post by: Mayck on April 04, 2013, 10:30:55 am
Where did you get that from? Texas has 696,200 km2 and there's around 6,973,738,433 people on the planet. Divide one by another and you get roughly 10km2 per person. 1km2 is enough to feed an entire family.
I have it from 7th grade elementary.
1km2=1 000 000m2
700 000 000 000m2/7 000 000 000 humans = 100m2/human
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Post by: Slaver Snipe on April 04, 2013, 10:39:27 am
Dividing in the correct direction is helpful Senocular.
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Post by: AdolphbinStalin on April 05, 2013, 05:13:34 am
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Post by: the underground on April 05, 2013, 07:29:41 am
I wonder if I'm the only one to relaize that the Koreas don't have a peace treaty- they have a truce. They've BEEN at war ever since the north ruthlessly and brutally invaded in a sneak-attack in 1950.
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Post by: Wind_Drift on April 08, 2013, 06:58:16 pm
For once, I agree with the underground.

The DMZ is there for a reason. NK must need more aid money, or the new dictator just needs to feel like he's wearing big boy pants.

Oh, and Texas is full. We're not taking any applications at this time.

:D
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Post by: Brujah on April 08, 2013, 07:31:05 pm
For once, I agree with the underground.

The DMZ is there for a reason. NK must need more aid money, or the new dictator just needs to feel like he's wearing big boy pants.

Oh, and Texas is full. We're not taking any applications at this time.

:D

Sabotage all McDonald's.


That should give enough room for the population to live in.
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Post by: Gimper on April 17, 2013, 07:39:38 pm
If USA starts to bomb North Korea then Russia starts firing nukes too and shits gonna hit the floor pretty fast.
Aw man! I guess it's time to buy myself a vault, I hear they're having a deal on the jumpsuits as well.
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Post by: DeputyDope on April 17, 2013, 07:42:06 pm
If USA starts to bomb North Korea then Russia starts firing nukes too and shits gonna hit the floor pretty fast.

if USA even farts towards north korea, that whole country will die.
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Post by: greenthumb on April 17, 2013, 08:03:59 pm
if USA even farts towards north korea, that whole country will die.

Sounds like you know a lot about farts, serious bussines.
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Post by: xsarq on April 17, 2013, 08:57:31 pm
if USA even farts towards north korea, that whole country will die.

Russian thought the same when they invaded Iraq. Superior power isn`t enough when one must deal with fanatism.
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Post by: the underground on April 17, 2013, 10:33:07 pm
Aw man! I guess it's time to buy myself a vault, I hear they're having a deal on the jumpsuits as well.
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if USA even farts towards north korea, that whole country will die.
Maybw, maybe not. But it won't get pretty for anyone for a LONG tiime to come. :/
Russian thought the same when they invaded Iraq. Superior power isn`t enough when one must deal with fanatism.
I think you mean eitherAmericans for Russians or Afghanistan for Iraq.......
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Post by: xsarq on April 17, 2013, 10:36:45 pm
yeah obviously meant Afghanistan and obviously this was really retarded mistake  :-[
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Post by: the underground on April 18, 2013, 03:47:33 am
yeah obviously meant Afghanistan and obviously this was really retarded mistake  :-[
Not retarded. A mistske yes,  rushed probably, but not "retarded." And no one got minigunned in the back, so no harm done.
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Post by: MRtrader on April 18, 2013, 06:44:59 am
I think someone is suffering from napoleon complex   ::)
my thoughts exactly
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Post by: skejwen on April 18, 2013, 08:59:48 am
Where did you get that from? Texas has 696,200 km2 and there's around 6,973,738,433 people on the planet. Divide one by another and you get roughly 10km2 per person. 1km2 is enough to feed an entire family.

When all popuplation of planet earth migrated to Texas? I must miss something ^^

Or maybe it should be 6973738.433? I heard that some people in south of Amurica arent considered as fully human beings^^
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Post by: Michaelh139 on April 18, 2013, 01:25:47 pm
When all popuplation of planet earth migrated to Texas? I must miss something ^^

Or maybe it should be 6973738.433? I heard that some people in south of Amurica arent considered as fully human beings^^
Just keep in mind I got this from some damn show on discovery channel or something, I cannot even remember the name of.  Which is why I put "apparently" in my sentence when mentioning it.
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Post by: Roachor on April 18, 2013, 04:48:33 pm
Just keep in mind I got this from some damn show on discovery channel or something, I cannot even remember the name of.  Which is why I put "apparently" in my sentence when mentioning it.

yeah 29,000,000 and 6,973,738,433 are totally close numbers. Also if everyone on earth was living in texas that would be 10 000 people per km2, which is mostly uninhabitable. That and texas is one of the worst places in the US to be. Also lol @ the person who said russia would help n korea, your knowledge of global politics is about 40 years behind.
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Post by: Swinglinered on April 19, 2013, 12:48:01 am
Maybe they could tow a missile around the world with a submarine then water-launch it at Washington or New York.

Or EMP Japan and S. Korea, then fight with their non-electronic antique weapons.
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Post by: Gob on April 21, 2013, 04:32:51 pm
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i like the bitch please face those guys make

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Post by: Y0ssarian on May 21, 2013, 09:25:24 pm
afaik north korea might be more 'civilized' or advanced than western society.

let's take france for instance,

a nation that was built by crazy barbarian deviants that engaged in human sacrifice, orgies, got high and danced around wearing the heads of animals, and did other crazy pagan shit.
but people are shooting themselves to stop it so fags can't marry one another. or the present gun laws in the states making it so normal people can't protect themselves but criminals can always get a firearm by illegal means. imo the western world were lucky to be raped er civilized by the Romans.

i dunno north korea sounds fun might become a commie kidnapping people near the DMZ for giggles just to ask them if they like starcraft more than god.
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Post by: the underground on May 22, 2013, 07:13:57 am
Maybe they could tow a missile around the world with a submarine then water-launch it at Washington or New York.

Or EMP Japan and S. Korea, then fight with their non-electronic antique weapons.
Not nessecary. Just put it in the back of a ryder truck.
Ok, ok, you might have to get an hot air balloon to get maximum effect, but for general effect a ryder will do.