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Title: Skinned Character Giveaway
Post by: Gimper on September 11, 2012, 05:45:26 am
Well, how do you like my rat skin? let me know how you all like it.

(http://imageshack.us/a/img29/174/screen20120904213451.jpg)
Title: Re: Skinned Character Giveaway
Post by: S.T.A.L.K.E.R on September 11, 2012, 06:13:18 am
Your so fat, you make a sumo wrestler look healthy :P
Title: Re: Skinned Character Giveaway
Post by: Ox-Skull on September 11, 2012, 07:05:02 am
Whats the difference between a Girlfriend and a condom?

Nothing.

They both spend more time in your wallet than on your dick.

EDIT:

A man walked into a bar......

It hurt.
Title: Re: Skinned Character Giveaway
Post by: JovankaB on September 11, 2012, 09:26:00 am
Out of curiosity, what level is the rat now?
Title: Re: Skinned Character Giveaway
Post by: racoon on September 11, 2012, 01:34:26 pm
i bought pack of air and found chips inside
Title: Re: Skinned Character Giveaway
Post by: T-888 on September 11, 2012, 03:45:36 pm
When you buy mercenaries in fonline, those melee types that supposed to be a "ninja", seller gives you a black guy who isn't able to run.
Title: Re: Skinned Character Giveaway
Post by: Horatio on September 11, 2012, 04:19:42 pm
So i have that weaboo pal who is black. He said one time that he wants to travel to Japan and learn katana skills so he can cut tanks with it.

Ninja please i said.
Title: Re: Skinned Character Giveaway
Post by: Roachor on September 11, 2012, 04:41:21 pm
wtf my entry got deleted? So racism is totally cool but jokes about the church aren't?


One night a drunken farmer stumbles upstairs into his bedroom waking up his wife. His wife sits up and sees her husband holding a sheep under his arm.
"This is the Pig I've been fucking" he yells.
"You Idiot", says the wife "Thats not a pig, its a sheep"
The farmer yells, "Shut the fuck up, I wasn't talking to you"
Title: Re: Skinned Character Giveaway
Post by: Cowardly Smoothskin on September 12, 2012, 01:05:32 am
You Can Tune A Piano But You Can't Tuna Fish. 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=drsPt8uZe8E
Title: Re: Skinned Character Giveaway
Post by: Gimper on September 12, 2012, 08:30:21 am
Why is everyone telling jokes? I said do you like my rat?
Title: Re: Skinned Character Giveaway
Post by: Slaver Snipe on September 12, 2012, 08:33:49 am
I spent 3 paychecks on a new gaming rig and I can't get Fonline to work!   ;D
Title: Re: Skinned Character Giveaway
Post by: Gimper on September 12, 2012, 08:39:26 am
I spent 3 paychecks on a new gaming rig and I can't get Fonline to work!   ;D
What does this have to do with anything? I said this in an older thread.
Title: Re: Skinned Character Giveaway
Post by: Ox-Skull on September 12, 2012, 10:41:54 am
Whats green and smells of pork?

Kermits dick.

Why did the baby cross the road?

Because it was nailed to the chicken.
Title: Re: Skinned Character Giveaway
Post by: Swinglinered on September 12, 2012, 11:25:35 am
Did you say skinned?

(https://i.imgur.com/88GdK.jpg)



or  Flayed (http://www.google.com/search?q=flayed+uman&btnG=Search&hl=en&um=1&tbm=isch&tab=wi) ?
Title: Re: Skinned Character Giveaway
Post by: Horatio on September 13, 2012, 07:33:37 am
Also, three brahmin herders meet in Redding at a beer. They introduce themselves. The first one rips his shirt off and introduces himself as Wild Bill. The second twirls his gun masterfully out and in his holster and introduces himself as Gun Bill. As they bot turn to the third one, he pulls his pants down, show 3 dicks and says: "I'm Cherno-Bill, bitches."
Title: Re: Skinned Character Giveaway
Post by: Goooodi on September 13, 2012, 12:54:24 pm
A bluesuiter noticed a sign in the wasteland, while he was walking through it. He started to read it:
"If you go forward - you'll be fucked in the ass."
"If you go on the right - you'll be fucked in the ass."
"If you go on the left - you'll be fucked in the ass."
"If you go back - you'll be fucked in the ass."
He was standing still and thinking "What to do?" and then a gang of raiders jumped after a rock and shouted: "HEY YOU! Think faster! Or else we'll fuck your ass!"
Title: Re: Skinned Character Giveaway
Post by: Gimper on September 13, 2012, 02:22:23 pm
A bluesuiter noticed a sign in the wasteland, while he was walking through it. He started to read it:
"If you go forward - you'll be fucked in the ass."
"If you go on the right - you'll be fucked in the ass."
"If you go on the left - you'll be fucked in the ass."
"If you go back - you'll be fucked in the ass."
He was standing still and thinking "What to do?" and then a gang of raiders jumped after a rock and shouted: "HEY YOU! Think faster! Or else we'll fuck your ass!"
This is quite accurate to what happened to me as a noob, but this is totally irrelevent.
Title: Re: Skinned Character Giveaway
Post by: Swinglinered on September 13, 2012, 03:52:36 pm
two strings walk into a bar
There is a sign that says "no strings allowed"
the bartender points at the sign and says "get out of here!"

Outside of the bar, one of the strings messes up his hair then goes back inside

the bartender says "hey! Aren't you a string?"

The string says "No, I'm a frayed knot".
Title: Re: Skinned Character Giveaway
Post by: Gimper on September 14, 2012, 03:27:30 am
All these jokes are quite funny and all, but i have yet to see anyone who commented on my skin....
Title: Re: Skinned Character Giveaway
Post by: Slaver Snipe on September 14, 2012, 09:45:02 am
Install Ubuntu and run it in Wine?

what??? i thought that was for mac.

Yeah, using 2 jokes with you at the center of both, I win at least to nerds although I doubt you are one due to the aforementioned jokes.  :)
Title: Re: Skinned Character Giveaway
Post by: Horatio on September 14, 2012, 10:48:03 am
I could suggest Gimper to compile his own core, you know. A Nix OS devoted solely to run FOnline, the Harshnix.
Title: Re: Skinned Character Giveaway
Post by: g4ce on September 15, 2012, 01:25:17 am
HAHAHA!!! this was actually hilarious, because this is how I first started Fonline2238. And its also related to the game, which gives it more uniqueness. Give me some jokes like this people! You wouldn't a 0% speecher to have this lovely skin would you? :)

oh so you have been fucked up the ass and this is how you started playing fonline 2238 :S is this how you got related to the game lol fuck man

anyways man here are my jokes

What does it mean when you see a bunch of blacks running in one direction?
a fucking Jail break

What does FUBU really stand for?
 Farmers used to buy us.

Title: Re: Skinned Character Giveaway
Post by: racoon on September 16, 2012, 11:52:48 am
Gimper, you're not going to give this char to anyone i guess. Or eventually you will pick best joke after half year?
Title: Re: Skinned Character Giveaway
Post by: Gimper on September 16, 2012, 10:31:16 pm
Gimper, you're not going to give this char to anyone i guess. Or eventually you will pick best joke after half year?
Or you could read what I said a few posts ago? durr hurr! Geez some people are so ignorant.....
Title: Re: Skinned Character Giveaway
Post by: Horatio on September 19, 2012, 06:35:28 am
So basically you wait for the three contestants to tell a joke you can select a winner from? Because quite a lot of time passed and theyve could have lost their interest already.
Title: Re: Skinned Character Giveaway
Post by: Gimper on September 19, 2012, 06:55:32 am
So basically you wait for the three contestants to tell a joke you can select a winner from? Because quite a lot of time passed and theyve could have lost their interest already.
A joke? a winner? what are you talking about?
Title: Re: Skinned Character Giveaway
Post by: Andr3aZ on September 19, 2012, 09:32:43 am
Yes that's exactly what I want, and if these 3 contestants lost their interest, then I will keep the skin.

Weeeeeeell Sheeeat, way to make people your personal jesters.
Title: Re: Skinned Character Giveaway
Post by: DeputyDope on September 19, 2012, 10:02:16 am
Yes that's exactly what I want, and if these 3 contestants lost their interest, then I will keep the skin.

bullshit excuse. maybe give the character to me, i'll reinstall this game.
Title: Re: Skinned Character Giveaway
Post by: Tomowolf on September 19, 2012, 03:27:32 pm
To not say my post is offtopic I'll post a LOL joke here :
Small John asks mother "Mo-Mo-mommy, do all in our fa-fa-family are st-st-stutters?"
Mom replies "No Jo-jo-johny, Ask Au-aunt Nelly."
Johnny asks aunt "How do-do-es sun lo-loo-looks like?
Aunt replies "YyyyYyyyyyyy!"
Title: Re: Skinned Character Giveaway
Post by: Slaver Snipe on September 26, 2012, 03:36:27 am
What fun, I was the only "final" contestant to tell a joke, Gimper goes back and changes all of his posts to act like he wasn't giving anything away yay troll Gimper activated.
Title: Re: Skinned Character Giveaway
Post by: falloutdude on September 26, 2012, 04:39:52 am
What fun, I was the only "final" contestant to tell a joke, Gimper goes back and changes all of his posts to act like he wasn't giving anything away yay troll Gimper activated.
ohh fuck I loled so hard, I went through all of his post and he did change them. LOLOLOLOOLOLOL.
Title: Re: Skinned Character Giveaway
Post by: Tomowolf on September 26, 2012, 06:35:08 am
He did forgot that people do not read threads from the first post but last post (especially on fonline2238 forums).
Title: Re: Skinned Character Giveaway
Post by: Andr3aZ on September 26, 2012, 08:46:25 am
epic thread. Would be funny if some mod changes his posts back, locks the thread and makes post not changeable, sticky it with the new title: Warning! Gimper is scamer, don't joke with him!
Title: Re: Skinned Character Giveaway
Post by: Mr Feltzer on September 26, 2012, 11:29:22 am
A bluesuiter noticed a sign in the wasteland, while he was walking through it. He started to read it:
"If you go forward - you'll be fucked in the ass."
"If you go on the right - you'll be fucked in the ass."
"If you go on the left - you'll be fucked in the ass."
"If you go back - you'll be fucked in the ass."
He was standing still and thinking "What to do?" and then a gang of raiders jumped after a rock and shouted: "HEY YOU! Think faster! Or else we'll fuck your ass!"

Excellent! That gave me quite a laugh!