This is simple. Grab a famous quote, preferably one of those good, deep phrases, and turn into a FOnline-related text.
Example:
First they nerfed BGs,
and I didn't speak out because I wasn't a BGer.
Then they nerfed Snipers,
and I didn't speak out because I wasn't a Sniper.
Then they nerfed SD sneakers,
and I didn't speak out because I wasn't a SD sneaker.
Then they nerfed my favorite build
and there was no one left playing the game to speak out for me.
First they came for the communists,
and I didn't speak out because I wasn't a communist.
Then they came for the trade unionists,
and I didn't speak out because I wasn't a trade unionist.
Then they came for the Jews,
and I didn't speak out because I wasn't a Jew.
Then they came for me
and there was no one left to speak out for me.
-Attributed to the German pastor and theologian Martin Niemöller
Now add yours. Remember this thread is for the lols, try not to turn this thread into some cheap war too.
I was gonna save my friends from random encounter... But then I got Jet.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SAAyNyywhHc
"Make love, not war"
American anti-war slogan from the 60's
Man's greatest weakness is his love of life.
Molière.
You may not be interested in PK, but PK is interested in you
You may not be interested in war, but war is interested in you
Leon Trotsky
Don't stay in base, unless you can make stuff in base
Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed
George Burns
Devs made everything out of nothing, but the nothingness shows through.
God made everything out of nothing, but the nothingness shows through.
Paul Valery
Oh, and it's a dialogue, but still
- Right. We hit them as soon as they come back. We'll be prepared, waiting. And they're armed …
- What was that? Armed? What do you mean, armed? Armed with what?
- Er, BB guns, spiked knuckles, sharpened spears… what do you think they're gonna be armed with? Avengers, you tit!
Eddie: Right. We hit them as soon as they come back. We'll be prepared, waiting. And they're armed …
Soap: What was that? Armed? What do you mean, armed? Armed with what?
Eddie: Er, bad breath, colourful language, feather duster … what do you think they're gonna be armed with? Guns, you tit!
Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels
Technological progress is like an axe in the hands of a pathological criminal.
-Albert Einstein
The man who moved the mountain, was the man who started to take away small rocks.
-Konfuzius
There are members who farm for a few hours and they are better.
There are members who farm for a whole day, and they are better still.
But there are those who farm 24/7:
These are the ones that keep the gang's TC base supplied at all times.
There are men who struggle for a day and they are good.
There are men who struggle for a year and they are better.
There are men who struggle many years, and they are better still.
But there are those who struggle all their lives:
These are the indispensable ones.
-Bertolt Brecht, German dramatist and poet.
Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and you feed him for a lifetime.
"The APKs are a lie"
"The Cake is a lie"
-Portal
But the cake still existed!
Et tu, Brute? - Suposed to be Caesar's last words.
One small step for man,one giant leap for mankind-said by Neil Armstrong when he landed on the moon
When you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss also gazes into you. by Friedrich Nietzsche
Everything else is dead or dying. - 2238 forum main page.
(thats just a joke, I can smell big update coming. ;))
Arnaud Amalric's "Kill them all. For the Lord knoweth them that are His."