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Title: Ricko: The Pro Cockroach Thief!
Post by: Cari on July 05, 2012, 12:09:48 am
(http://i1153.photobucket.com/albums/p504/Mewies/Ohnoes.png)

I came to NCR earlier today and I went to help this Zeph guy level his character. Well Ricko here decided that he'd go ahead and tag along. We made it to my base where I took a few equips and geared up for the hunt. We went to leave and Ricko didn't follow. I shrugged and went on when suddenly I got a mysterious PM telling me my base was raped. I immediately chuckled knowing who did it and I counted the items there and laughed, knowing that while I was going to lose my precious wittle cockroach, and perhaps a few other items I wasn't gonna lose much else. So I returned to base and sure enough, the cockroach was missing.

:o

Meanwhile in the NCR, Ricko was busy bragging, roflmao.

(http://i1153.photobucket.com/albums/p504/Mewies/Ohwow.jpg)

I decided to go to the NCR and check out the rumors when suddenly Ricko joins IRC and promises to return the car to me. He wanted to distress me in, and it took a while for the "distress" to happen. I jump into it and Fettel bursts me. I knew what was going to happen and laughed it off.

Here's some fun logs and screens of it. ^_^

(http://i1153.photobucket.com/albums/p504/Mewies/screen_20120704_16-34-39.jpg)

(http://i1153.photobucket.com/albums/p504/Mewies/screen_20120704_16-35-39.jpg)

(http://i1153.photobucket.com/albums/p504/Mewies/screen_20120704_16-35-12.jpg)

Herp derp, this was funny too: In Game Log (http://pastebin.com/SQWWTdJJ)

So suddenly he PMs me on IRC and this is where it got really entertaining. 8)

Haha, I'm teh best! (http://pastebin.com/Np6Uz4cW)

Well, that's all on this issue of FOnline Illustrated. Tune in next time for some fun stuff!
Title: Re: Ricko: The Pro Cockroach Thief!
Post by: John.Metzger on July 05, 2012, 12:36:41 am
i like your detailed explanations. not just "a cool story, bro". feels like i was there.
>edit< and welcome to the forum :)
Title: Re: Ricko: The Pro Cockroach Thief!
Post by: Cari on July 05, 2012, 12:38:07 am
Aww thanks. I tried to make this as entertaining as possible. :>

Look forward to more in the future!
Title: Re: Ricko: The Pro Cockroach Thief!
Post by: Lotus_ on July 05, 2012, 12:53:00 am
hey cari, look no offence i dont know you or the other dude who posted , but if u find it enteraining why have u posted it on forum, it looks like you care about whats this ricko has done, to be honest i think you do give a dam about what happend that why ur making a big fuss, why dont u just ingnore it?
Title: Re: Ricko: The Pro Cockroach Thief!
Post by: Cari on July 05, 2012, 12:56:07 am
Someone doesn't know the meaning of a parody!

Because I find it absolutely hilarious that someone would brag this hard about taking a cockroach!

Also, this:

(http://i1153.photobucket.com/albums/p504/Mewies/screen_20120704_17-36-08.jpg)
Title: Re: Ricko: The Pro Cockroach Thief!
Post by: racoon on July 05, 2012, 12:58:47 am
What a lame of you Cari. why did you let ricko stay in your base? lol, i actually doubt you ever learn to play
Title: Re: Ricko: The Pro Cockroach Thief!
Post by: Cari on July 05, 2012, 01:15:11 am
If you were reading then you would know we were leaving for a hunt. He hid in a corner or something, I don't know.

It was worth a cockroach for a laugh like this.
Title: Re: Ricko: The Pro Cockroach Thief!
Post by: racoon on July 05, 2012, 01:16:00 am
being robbed in so lame way is nothing funny for me. even if you lost only cockroach. but play as you like
Title: Re: Ricko: The Pro Cockroach Thief!
Post by: Cari on July 05, 2012, 01:37:40 am
Ohki.

Long story short, it was still very funny, his very bad attempts at goading me into anger only sought out the long stored away shreds of happiness in my heart.
Title: Re: Ricko: The Pro Cockroach Thief!
Post by: Deckard on July 05, 2012, 01:47:08 am
I feel pretty bad for you, do you need help at all?

Ifso, leave me a PM.
Title: Re: Ricko: The Pro Cockroach Thief!
Post by: Fettel on July 05, 2012, 01:47:37 am
Its just business, sorry.
Title: Re: Ricko: The Pro Cockroach Thief!
Post by: S.T.A.L.K.E.R on July 05, 2012, 01:54:23 am
Quote from: Fettel on July 05, 2012, 01:47:37 am
Its just business, sorry.
And you want me to ally with you, pathetic
Title: Re: Ricko: The Pro Cockroach Thief!
Post by: Cari on July 05, 2012, 01:57:07 am
Haha Deckard thanks for the offer. I might in the future.

:)
Title: Re: Ricko: The Pro Cockroach Thief!
Post by: Fettel on July 05, 2012, 01:58:33 am
I am gun for hire, so money speaks more than feelings.
Title: Re: Ricko: The Pro Cockroach Thief!
Post by: John.Metzger on July 05, 2012, 02:09:22 am
it´s fun how much ricko begging in this log, just to see some tears from his victim. thats realy pathetic..
playing in the internet and looking for other players to simply disturbing their gaming is already poor, but that is mega poor.

can imagine those desperate souls.. its hard behind this monitor, feels so alone, just need someone to hurt his feelings, just a bit to laugh or even feel something again.
Title: Re: Ricko: The Pro Cockroach Thief!
Post by: Cari on July 05, 2012, 02:35:10 am
You know, as much as I hate to acknowledge this darker side of the truth, I think your post speaks volumes, Metzger.

In the end though, it was I who got the biggest laugh. :)
Title: Re: Ricko: The Pro Cockroach Thief!
Post by: Brujah on July 05, 2012, 02:43:47 am
Sent you an FCC, enjoy your new cockroach.
Title: Re: Ricko: The Pro Cockroach Thief!
Post by: John.Metzger on July 05, 2012, 03:09:28 am
usually people just thinking iam trolling all over the way. so thanks cari  ;)
Title: Re: Ricko: The Pro Cockroach Thief!
Post by: Cari on July 05, 2012, 04:11:03 am
It might just be your avatar.
I find it adorable.

And thanks Brujah. :)
Title: Re: Ricko: The Pro Cockroach Thief!
Post by: Tree on July 05, 2012, 07:41:07 am
Title: Re: Ricko: The Pro Cockroach Thief!
Post by: John.Metzger on July 05, 2012, 08:08:40 am
hi hi you just couldn't resist, right?
but i agree, pictures from the internet are awesome.
Title: Re: Ricko: The Pro Cockroach Thief!
Post by: manero on July 05, 2012, 08:17:36 am
Sometimes i think i play different FO2238 than others.
Title: Re: Ricko: The Pro Cockroach Thief!
Post by: Blazekin on July 05, 2012, 08:25:27 am
I am still new to "the game" so normally I have just been lurking the forums, however, I feel the need to tell you (Cari) that your avatar makes me feel strange. And by strange I mean it turns me on.
Title: Re: Ricko: The Pro Cockroach Thief!
Post by: Brujah on July 05, 2012, 08:27:48 am
Quote from: manero on July 05, 2012, 08:17:36 am
Sometimes i think i play different FO2238 than others.

Yeah it's really weird how you can like... Help people instead of bursting them.
Title: Re: Ricko: The Pro Cockroach Thief!
Post by: JovankaB on July 05, 2012, 08:29:14 am
Most base/tent rapist had their places raped too. It changes people. It changed Fettel.
I remember him standing sad near burning barrel in NCR, wearing nothing. Must have been traumatic.
Promise me you never change Cari :'(
Title: Re: Ricko: The Pro Cockroach Thief!
Post by: John.Metzger on July 05, 2012, 08:36:16 am
this forum changing people the same way as tentraping.. it breaking dreams
Title: Re: Ricko: The Pro Cockroach Thief!
Post by: Brujah on July 05, 2012, 08:49:26 am
Quote from: JovankaB on July 05, 2012, 08:29:14 am
Most base/tent rapist had their places raped too. It changes people. It changed Fettel.
I remember him standing sad near burning barrel in NCR, wearing nothing. Must have been traumatic.
Promise me you never change Cari :'(

I still see Fettel bluesuited in front of a burning barrel in NCR... Either that or he's the ghost of good Fettel.
Title: Re: Ricko: The Pro Cockroach Thief!
Post by: John.Metzger on July 05, 2012, 09:16:48 am
didn't knew about that hard fate of fettel.. now i am sorry for what i´ve said fettel :(
maybe one shiny day he will left behind his revenging attitude and will join us again, the mighty light soldiers..
Title: Re: Ricko: The Pro Cockroach Thief!
Post by: Cari on July 05, 2012, 11:44:49 am
I will never change. Ever. Don't you worry Jovanka. :)

And thanks...Blazekin?

We need more :V pictures.

Either way, long story short, Fettel ended up making things right in the end. So the story did have a happy ending. How funny. :)
Title: Re: Ricko: The Pro Cockroach Thief!
Post by: Nice_Boat on July 05, 2012, 06:01:03 pm
The guilty will pay the price.
Title: Re: Ricko: The Pro Cockroach Thief!
Post by: avv on July 05, 2012, 06:20:09 pm
Quote from: Cari on July 05, 2012, 11:44:49 am
I will never change. Ever.

The surest way to damnation is to make too many promises.

Title: Re: Ricko: The Pro Cockroach Thief!
Post by: Simon on July 05, 2012, 06:38:33 pm
More nub ncr drama, nothing to see here, move along.. move along.
Title: Re: Ricko: The Pro Cockroach Thief!
Post by: Lotus_ on July 05, 2012, 07:06:48 pm
well it looks to me that cari is very botherd and annoyed by the fact she got robbed, may i say by a well known thief , ricko. let ricko into her base and she is acting asif she doesnt care but if she didnt care she got robbed then why has she made such a fuss and the time and effort in makeing this stupied post about being robbed, cari im really sorry but your just making yourself look stupied and how easy it is to rob you :S,  like i said before itts obvious you care aout whats happend u wudnt have even botherd and you woudlnt have taken the time and effort into making this post and screen shots , nevermind cari i dont agree with this post maybe you shuda posted about a warning not to trust ricko or something, i feel sorry you got robbed but maybe thsi will wake you up a little bit i wud never take a thief to my base lol fucking hell thats just plain stupied nevermind you learn from your mistakes, i wish you the best of luck :D
Title: Re: Ricko: The Pro Cockroach Thief!
Post by: Tree on July 05, 2012, 09:22:47 pm
Quote from: John.Metzger on July 05, 2012, 08:08:40 am
hi hi you just couldn't resist, right?
but i agree, pictures from the internet are awesome.

Nope I couldn't resist :P And I sure cannot resist trolling this next post...

Quote from: Blazekin on July 05, 2012, 08:25:27 am
I am still new to "the game" so normally I have just been lurking the forums, however, I feel the need to tell you (Cari) that your avatar makes me feel strange. And by strange I mean it turns me on.
Welcome to puberty ladies well have that affect on you, all grown up now makes me so proud!


Moral of the story you cannot have base filled with epic loot if you add random NCR pvp ape noob alts to your base.
Title: Re: Ricko: The Pro Cockroach Thief!
Post by: Blazekin on July 05, 2012, 10:01:40 pm
Quote from: Tree on July 05, 2012, 09:22:47 pm
Nope I couldn't resist :P And I sure cannot resist trolling this next post...
Welcome to puberty ladies well have that affect on you, all grown up now makes me so proud!

As long as it is for the lulz i'll allow it.
Title: Re: Ricko: The Pro Cockroach Thief!
Post by: Dendito on July 05, 2012, 10:36:38 pm
Quote from: Fettel on July 05, 2012, 01:58:33 am
I am gun for hire, so money speaks more than feelings.
gun for hire?? pff hahahahaha this guy made my day... jezz gun for hire
Title: Re: Ricko: The Pro Cockroach Thief!
Post by: Lotus_ on July 05, 2012, 10:47:57 pm
i dont understand? how he made ur day? if someone payed me to kill someone i wud do it aslong as there not my friend, at the end of the day this is pointless post ok cari wow big deal ricko rape ur base so what, noone really cares its just bad luck
Title: Re: Ricko: The Pro Cockroach Thief!
Post by: g4ce on July 05, 2012, 10:52:44 pm
lol one word lol man i wud never take a player to my base noway
Title: Re: Ricko: The Pro Cockroach Thief!
Post by: MormonJesus on July 05, 2012, 11:03:22 pm
Ask yourself that would you have done the same in if you were in rickos shoes? Invited to a base full of goodies ready to be pick'd. And the two didn't even know each other(?).
Title: Re: Ricko: The Pro Cockroach Thief!
Post by: S.T.A.L.K.E.R on July 05, 2012, 11:12:43 pm
I hate that feeling when you get base raped, happened to me by people I know.

They killed my mercs and slaves which I called Alpha squad because there was so many of them, then they took my cars

but they gave it back but only 1 :]
Title: Re: Ricko: The Pro Cockroach Thief!
Post by: Gob on July 06, 2012, 12:16:06 am
Lol. He did a baserape and then suddenly he starts yapping about it to everyone :)) what a noob. Baseraping don't make you any tougher or cooler.
Title: Re: Ricko: The Pro Cockroach Thief!
Post by: Brujah on July 06, 2012, 12:19:03 am
Quote from: MormonJesus on July 05, 2012, 11:03:22 pm
Ask yourself that would you have done the same in if you were in rickos shoes? Invited to a base full of goodies ready to be pick'd. And the two didn't even know each other(?).

I wouldn't have accepted the invitation, or base access at least.
Title: Re: Ricko: The Pro Cockroach Thief!
Post by: LagMaster on July 06, 2012, 03:42:28 am
cari, first the asshole that  came to you 3 times and that IRC admin, now this?

how about posting something about nice people, the wasteland is not full of assholes, you know

this sort of drama are like the news, if there is an accident everyone tells that and out of 10000 milion people who drive with care no one maxes a story about, only to the 10001th that hits a tree
Title: Re: Ricko: The Pro Cockroach Thief!
Post by: Dendito on July 06, 2012, 05:02:11 am
Quote from: Lotus_ on July 05, 2012, 10:47:57 pm
i dont understand? how he made ur day? if someone payed me to kill someone i wud do it aslong as there not my friend, at the end of the day this is pointless post ok cari wow big deal ricko rape ur base so what, noone really cares its just bad luck
come on, gun for hire? thats hilarious... its something a child would say
Title: Re: Ricko: The Pro Cockroach Thief!
Post by: Cari on July 06, 2012, 05:09:29 am
Actually I do talk about sweet people all the time. This was just a fun little parody, no harm, no foul. You should hang out in #TheLastLight :P

I actually gained a lot more from this than I lost. And on top of that I did not add him to my base haha. And to recap, the base was nearly empty anyways. :)

One thing I learned is, while people will betray me, I will always stand fast, with open arms, and welcome them back. It is though that at each and every stab of their cold daggers will I slowly take a little bit away, and eventually they will no longer be in a position to harm me, by their own doing.

Title: Re: Ricko: The Pro Cockroach Thief!
Post by: MalcomGraves on July 08, 2012, 10:57:49 pm
Ha ha, very funny this bastard no lifer, good thing you see the bright side.
Also, remember that friends are far more important, unlike a replaceable roach.
Title: Re: Ricko: The Pro Cockroach Thief!
Post by: Frenchy on July 09, 2012, 03:13:30 am
Quote from: Cari on July 05, 2012, 12:09:48 am
I jump into it and Fettel bursts me. I knew what was going to happen and laughed it off..

bad boy  :-X !
Title: Re: Ricko: The Pro Cockroach Thief!
Post by: Kanly on July 10, 2012, 12:43:15 am
Items are made of pixels, if the game don't changed too much getting stuff is not a problem,
find people worthy of your trust, play with them , have fun (it is a game, so this should be the goal)

Quote
...good thing you see the bright side.
... remember that friends are far more important, unlike a replaceable roach
Title: Re: Ricko: The Pro Cockroach Thief!
Post by: 700noob007 on July 11, 2012, 03:15:51 pm
Mmmm cari nothing personal I'm with dope now... sooo... I'm neutral on this.
Title: Re: Ricko: The Pro Cockroach Thief!
Post by: Cari on July 11, 2012, 06:41:26 pm
It's okay, situation resolved itself. I somehow re-appropriated said cockroach. Ricko was mad as hell. :D
Title: Re: Ricko: The Pro Cockroach Thief!
Post by: headshot on August 08, 2012, 10:00:32 am
(http://submachine.pl/aomlite/aom/Artwork06-61.JPG)


I couldn't resist.  :-X
Title: Re: Ricko: The Pro Cockroach Thief!
Post by: Kool-Aid on August 09, 2012, 12:09:34 pm
Do you really had to exhume this shit ? It's a sore sight for my eyesight, not only because of that many shitty colors.
You shouldn't wake the dead, nuff said, expecially not the bitter ones.

Tho nice picture, I admit. A cockroach with a monocle...
Title: Re: Ricko: The Pro Cockroach Thief!
Post by: headshot on August 12, 2012, 09:20:33 am
You couldn't resist to answer?
Title: Re: Ricko: The Pro Cockroach Thief!
Post by: Brujah on August 21, 2012, 05:37:21 am
Quote from: headshot on August 12, 2012, 09:20:33 am
You couldn't resist to answer?

People are finding excuses to revive old stuff like this.


We need new drama... Fast.


Someone go cause a riot on NCR or something.
Title: Re: Ricko: The Pro Cockroach Thief!
Post by: foonlinecurious on August 23, 2012, 10:54:26 pm
how the hell do you have it zoomed out so far?
that looks like it must be 300%
it  wont let me zoom past 100 %  =/
Title: Re: Ricko: The Pro Cockroach Thief!
Post by: Redivivus on August 24, 2012, 01:46:29 pm
Quote from: foonlinecurious on August 23, 2012, 10:54:26 pm
how the hell do you have it zoomed out so far?
that looks like it must be 300%
it  wont let me zoom past 100 %  =/

You can zoom from 40% to 400%. Just make sure that you don't balk at the map borders. Otherwise it just won't let you zoom it out.