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Title: The AWESOMEST thing just happened to me!!!
Post by: Gimper on May 29, 2012, 02:01:14 am
Ok me and my sister were just sitting in my computer room and this "bad a**" drives by in a car and screams in the window at us, so we scream back. He cracks it in reverse and squeals back. he gets out and starts cussin, so i grab my 16 inch bowie knife, and go outside chasing after his a**. he pulls out a 9 inch switch and swings real quick, barely nicks my elbow (needs a couple stitches) i swing and miss. All of a sudden BOOM! My sister breaks out with her 4.10 shotgun. this guy is a mega drug dealer, so he is in his Cadillac. She peppers his windows and door with buckshot, and my pops pulls out his pump action 12. gauge and he hauls a**! He jumped in his car and took off as fast as he could, as my sister and dad are poppin buckshot and slugs through his bumper! ADRENALINE!  So the cops arrived and, get this, HE got in trouble and busted for drug possesion! HAHAHAHA. we got off with a warning. A WARNING hahahaha. This is the most action packed day of my life! heres a pic of my elbow
(http://img826.imageshack.us/img826/2562/cimg0176ap.jpg)

And this is the knife i went after that fag with. Correction! Its a 21 inch bowie knife.
(http://img513.imageshack.us/img513/9350/cimg0113p.jpg)
Title: Re: The AWESOMEST thing just happened to me!!!
Post by: greenthumb on May 29, 2012, 02:21:45 am
Man thats sounds bad to me. Good is if that drug dealer will be arrested. But u r enjoing cutting people? Thats bit strange country where u live. I think its just ended quite well.
Title: Re: The AWESOMEST thing just happened to me!!!
Post by: ttj on May 29, 2012, 02:23:09 am
Let me guess, America?  8)
Title: Re: The AWESOMEST thing just happened to me!!!
Post by: Eternauta on May 29, 2012, 02:27:32 am
This is the best day of my life!

Something's not right here. :/
Title: Re: The AWESOMEST thing just happened to me!!!
Post by: Roachor on May 29, 2012, 02:28:47 am
who the hell drives close enough to see in a window let alone stab someone
Title: Re: The AWESOMEST thing just happened to me!!!
Post by: Eternauta on May 29, 2012, 02:30:37 am
who the hell drives close enough to see in a window let alone stab someone

Yeah that sounds weird too. I think this whole story could be false but nothing would really change anyway.
Title: Re: The AWESOMEST thing just happened to me!!!
Post by: Gimper on May 29, 2012, 02:38:22 am
who the hell drives close enough to see in a window let alone stab someone
HAHAHA no you retard i went out siiiiide! how would i have a knife fight through a window?!? i think i should revis my story. and let me assure every word is true!
Title: Re: The AWESOMEST thing just happened to me!!!
Post by: Gimper on May 29, 2012, 02:43:03 am
Let me guess, America?  8)
Yes america lol! OHIO!
Title: Re: The AWESOMEST thing just happened to me!!!
Post by: lucas. on May 29, 2012, 02:50:19 am
Sometimes I wonder if americans do that shit involving knives, trailers and shotguns every single day just to appear on Cops or something.
Title: Re: The AWESOMEST thing just happened to me!!!
Post by: S.T.A.L.K.E.R on May 29, 2012, 03:02:09 am
Yes america lol! OHIO!
Booooo! It's all about california
Title: Re: The AWESOMEST thing just happened to me!!!
Post by: Gimper on May 29, 2012, 03:12:18 am
Just got some new "evidence" lol. cops didn't do too good of a clean up. I actually dont think they cleaned up at all..... any ways, here ya go.
(http://img560.imageshack.us/img560/2541/cimg0341s.jpg)
Title: Re: The AWESOMEST thing just happened to me!!!
Post by: Wipe on May 29, 2012, 03:13:01 am
But u r enjoing cutting people? Thats bit strange

Wait, it's not normal?
Title: Re: The AWESOMEST thing just happened to me!!!
Post by: Gimper on May 29, 2012, 03:13:52 am
Sometimes I wonder if americans do that shit involving knives, trailers and shotguns every single day just to appear on Cops or something.
hahaha no not to appear on COPS. Shotguns, knifes, and trailers is all just part of a rednecks life.
Title: Re: The AWESOMEST thing just happened to me!!!
Post by: Trolleen on May 29, 2012, 03:22:40 am
HAHAHAHA!!! that was crazy!!! lol dad said if dude gets out hes goin after him again. but this is like the 5th time that moron has been arrested for stuff like this. aghhh!!! dude, hes sooo lucky he was drivin and not walking!! stupid single shot shotty lmbo i wouldnt have busted out the 4.10 if he wouldnt have swung. and he was hammered too! b**** deserved it
Title: Re: The AWESOMEST thing just happened to me!!!
Post by: Eternauta on May 29, 2012, 03:26:42 am
And I thought FOnline was not realistic.
Title: Re: The AWESOMEST thing just happened to me!!!
Post by: Gimper on May 29, 2012, 03:37:58 am
THE CAVALRY

(http://img502.imageshack.us/img502/7981/cimg0004qz.jpg)
Title: Re: The AWESOMEST thing just happened to me!!!
Post by: codave on May 29, 2012, 03:39:17 am
Pics of police report, or it didn't happen.

You can of course, redact the areas that have names/addresses, etc.

 ;D
Title: Re: The AWESOMEST thing just happened to me!!!
Post by: Marko on May 29, 2012, 03:40:31 am
Good work to you and your family. Glad you're awake and fighting. Way to run down a PK.

What faction are you guys in?
Title: Re: The AWESOMEST thing just happened to me!!!
Post by: Gimper on May 29, 2012, 03:43:41 am
Pics of police report, or it didn't happen.

You can of course, redact the areas that have names/addresses, etc.

 ;D
it'll take a sec bro, gotta scan it. :D but im blurring out names for obvious reasons...
Title: Re: The AWESOMEST thing just happened to me!!!
Post by: Gimper on May 29, 2012, 03:48:42 am
Pics of police report, or it didn't happen.

You can of course, redact the areas that have names/addresses, etc.

 ;D
Parents are saying i cant post it, but ill try just for proof sake and make you eat your words! But i really don't care if you believe me or not  ;)
Title: Re: The AWESOMEST thing just happened to me!!!
Post by: codave on May 29, 2012, 03:50:31 am
Parents are saying i cant post it, but ill try just for proof sake and make you eat your words! But i really don't care if you believe me or not  ;)

lolkay, it's all good

I was mostly kidding.

Mostly.
Title: Re: The AWESOMEST thing just happened to me!!!
Post by: Gimper on May 29, 2012, 03:51:15 am
Good work to you and your family. Glad you're awake and fighting. Way to run down a PK.

What faction are you guys in?
Lol. We are in the real life faction, "Redneck Pieces of white trash"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u8W16BRzjEo
Title: Re: The AWESOMEST thing just happened to me!!!
Post by: Gimper on May 29, 2012, 03:54:12 am
Going to get stitches right now.... lol last time i got stitches i cried like a baby.. im scared  :'(
Title: Re: The AWESOMEST thing just happened to me!!!
Post by: lucas. on May 29, 2012, 03:54:41 am
Wait... Why do you have the knife and your sister the shotgun?
Title: Re: The AWESOMEST thing just happened to me!!!
Post by: Xisingr Will on May 29, 2012, 03:56:38 am
How was the car so close to the window? live in USA also and dont get it
Title: Re: The AWESOMEST thing just happened to me!!!
Post by: Gimper on May 29, 2012, 03:59:05 am
Wait... Why do you have the knife and your sister the shotgun?
lol cuz my sister keeps her gun in her room (closest to front door) and i keep my gun in my room (opposite side of the house) but i keep my knife in the computer room (right next to sisters room) so i grabbed my knife and she grabbed her gun, when my dad heard the boom, he came runnin with his gun. it was funny to watch a man his size run so fast. LOL
Title: Re: The AWESOMEST thing just happened to me!!!
Post by: Gimper on May 29, 2012, 04:01:09 am
How was the car so close to the window? live in USA also and dont get it
we live in a small neighbor hood, plus our window is facing towards the street, so we can see out and they can see in. Plus the drug dealer guy is a weirdo anyways. he was probobly looking in to see me changing cloths or something  :o lol
Title: Re: The AWESOMEST thing just happened to me!!!
Post by: Slaver Snipe on May 29, 2012, 04:19:22 am
1. Learn to edit your posts
2. You have too much south in you, why in the hell do you live in Ohio?
Title: Re: The AWESOMEST thing just happened to me!!!
Post by: Gimper on May 29, 2012, 04:21:48 am
1. Learn to edit your posts
2. You have too much south in you, why in the hell do you live in Ohio?
well, we actually came from Kentucky but all of our family live in Ohio (we have to take care of grand parents) I would go back to good ol' Kentucky aaaaannnyyy day!
Title: Re: The AWESOMEST thing just happened to me!!!
Post by: codave on May 29, 2012, 04:24:58 am
KY is the South?

Sincerely,

The guy from Texas
Title: Re: The AWESOMEST thing just happened to me!!!
Post by: Gimper on May 29, 2012, 04:28:23 am
KY is the South?

Sincerely,

The guy from Texas
HAHA!! Lucky!!! I would loooove to go to Texas!
Title: Re: The AWESOMEST thing just happened to me!!!
Post by: Gimper on May 29, 2012, 04:33:56 am
Wow i totally just realized fonline forum is mobile! I'm doing this on my phone. Awesome. But anyways, good news, I didnt get stitches, they glued it closed with Skin-Tac! yaay!
(http://img651.imageshack.us/img651/3941/cimg0178v.jpg)
Title: Re: The AWESOMEST thing just happened to me!!!
Post by: lucas. on May 29, 2012, 04:37:15 am
Good... I couldn't stand another second without staring at your armgina.
Title: Re: The AWESOMEST thing just happened to me!!!
Post by: Gimper on May 29, 2012, 04:44:32 am
Good... I couldn't stand another second without staring at your armgina.
Yes it looked pretty gross, didn't it? It really doesn't even hurt right now and it barely stinged when he nicked me, but It probably will hurt tomorrow. I bet it'll split back open while I'm sleeping.
Title: Re: The AWESOMEST thing just happened to me!!!
Post by: lucas. on May 29, 2012, 04:49:32 am
If it didn't need any stitches then it probably doesn't have much to "open it up" in the first place.

I don't think it's gross, looks like a cat scratched you.


I also have this weird thing of comparing fresh injuries to vaginas... I remember when I punched some glass and got an open wound in my hand that needed 7 stitches, for some reason I kept staring at the edges of the opened skin comparing it to vaginal lips.
Title: Re: The AWESOMEST thing just happened to me!!!
Post by: Gimper on May 29, 2012, 04:54:43 am
If it didn't need any stitches then it probably doesn't have much to "open it up" in the first place.

I don't think it's gross, looks like a cat scratched you.


I also have this weird thing of comparing fresh injuries to vaginas... I remember when I punched some glass and got an open wound in my hand that needed 7 stitches, for some reason I kept staring at the edges of the opened skin comparing it to vaginal lips.
well...uh... *clears throat awkwardly* I don't think vaginas are that bloody..... not even on their "monthly" cycle...
Title: Re: The AWESOMEST thing just happened to me!!!
Post by: Trolleen on May 29, 2012, 05:56:24 am
(http://img69.imageshack.us/img69/115/policereport0044d7bfb23.jpg)
folks are sleepin'. got our hands on the report. lol
Booyah! put that in ur juicebox and suck it Mr. codave !!! haha
Title: Re: The AWESOMEST thing just happened to me!!!
Post by: Gimper on May 29, 2012, 05:59:17 am
I have a message to all the doubters..... UMADBRO???
Title: Re: The AWESOMEST thing just happened to me!!!
Post by: Roachor on May 29, 2012, 06:21:04 am
hahahaha... america.
Title: Re: The AWESOMEST thing just happened to me!!!
Post by: Gob on May 29, 2012, 06:33:57 am
If something like that would have happend to me I would have pulled out my Lapua and Ragging Bull. I've shot a deer in the face once at a hunting party with my Ragging Bull and its like her face exploded lol. There was nothing left of her head after.
Title: Re: The AWESOMEST thing just happened to me!!!
Post by: Roachor on May 29, 2012, 06:42:38 am
If something like that would have happend to me I would have pulled out my Lapua and Ragging Bull. I've shot a deer in the face once at a hunting party with my Ragging Bull and its like her face exploded lol. There was nothing left of her head after.

lol such a garbage novelty pistol, accurate to what, 10 feet?
Title: Re: The AWESOMEST thing just happened to me!!!
Post by: Horatio on May 29, 2012, 07:06:16 am
Oh, United States!  ;D
Title: Re: The AWESOMEST thing just happened to me!!!
Post by: DeputyDope on May 29, 2012, 09:12:15 am
wow this is amazing! hehe!
Title: Re: The AWESOMEST thing just happened to me!!!
Post by: Michaelh139 on May 29, 2012, 12:34:54 pm
This isn't anything new really.

I used to live in a neighborhood where this kind of stuff happened every other day.

Good times... good times...  of course, that was in a 95% black guy town, so we 5% whitey's got the brunt of it.
Title: Re: The AWESOMEST thing just happened to me!!!
Post by: Surf on May 29, 2012, 12:57:05 pm
(http://img543.imageshack.us/img543/9273/rebelflag.jpg)

I believe, for the love of god, that the OP is just a troll trying its best to be as cliche as possible.

On second glance though....


(http://fodev.net/forum/index.php?action=dlattach;attach=7240;type=avatar)
Title: Re: The AWESOMEST thing just happened to me!!!
Post by: Andr3aZ on May 29, 2012, 01:28:25 pm
Epic story bro  ;D
Title: Re: The AWESOMEST thing just happened to me!!!
Post by: Cyber Jesus on May 29, 2012, 02:12:55 pm
damn that was awesome, but you should have shot the tires and put the knife on his throat
let that bastard scream for mercy yesss
Title: Re: The AWESOMEST thing just happened to me!!!
Post by: Gimper on May 29, 2012, 03:30:59 pm
damn that was awesome, but you should have shot the tires and put the knife on his throat
let that bastard scream for mercy yesss
Lol it was in the heat of the moment, but it if I would have thought about it, that would have been a good idea hehe.
Title: Re: The AWESOMEST thing just happened to me!!!
Post by: Gob on May 29, 2012, 03:42:35 pm
lol such a garbage novelty pistol, accurate to what, 10 feet?

It's accurate enough to blow your head off literally.
Title: Re: The AWESOMEST thing just happened to me!!!
Post by: Surf on May 29, 2012, 03:45:06 pm
But can it be blown off figuratively as well?
Title: Re: The AWESOMEST thing just happened to me!!!
Post by: Gimper on May 29, 2012, 03:46:38 pm
(http://img543.imageshack.us/img543/9273/rebelflag.jpg)

I believe, for the love of god, that the OP is just a troll trying its best to be as cliche as possible.

On second glance though....


(http://fodev.net/forum/index.php?action=dlattach;attach=7240;type=avatar)
I have no idea what OP means lol.
Title: Re: The AWESOMEST thing just happened to me!!!
Post by: Surf on May 29, 2012, 03:54:36 pm
I have no idea what OP means lol.

Thread opener.
Title: Re: The AWESOMEST thing just happened to me!!!
Post by: Gimper on May 29, 2012, 04:03:03 pm
Thread opener.
Im not sure what cliche means either, used in that context.
Title: Re: The AWESOMEST thing just happened to me!!!
Post by: Eternauta on May 29, 2012, 04:06:24 pm
Instead of cliche, I think stereotype is more accurate.
Title: Re: The AWESOMEST thing just happened to me!!!
Post by: Horatio on May 29, 2012, 04:06:45 pm
Thats interesting, it seems that the innocent soul of Gimper is oblivious to the lingo of great website called FourChan.
Title: Re: The AWESOMEST thing just happened to me!!!
Post by: Gimper on May 29, 2012, 04:09:52 pm
Instead of cliche, I think stereotype is more accurate.
So he is saying, I've tried to make every thing I said as Hickish and Redneckish as possible? Well yeah, hes right! I'm proud to be a redneck piece of white trash!!!
Title: Re: The AWESOMEST thing just happened to me!!!
Post by: Jim Trailer on May 29, 2012, 04:43:51 pm
That is a pretty cool story, Gimper. Let me tell you one of my own in exchange.

So there I was riding through some god-forgotten state where dogs bark with their asses (I think it was Ohio) in my Cadillac, right? And then there's this inbred kid with his fugly sister sitting in front of a PC that I could see through a window. And let me tell you, that effin' window was dirty as fuck.

So I get out of my ride and start cussing because the damn kid needs to know who's the boss, right? But then he came out of the house with some motherfucking military knife so I decided I was finally there to sit on my throne as the prince of Bel Air.
Title: Re: The AWESOMEST thing just happened to me!!!
Post by: Eternauta on May 29, 2012, 04:47:54 pm
It's always nice to see that there's still PvP somewhere.
Title: Re: The AWESOMEST thing just happened to me!!!
Post by: Gimper on May 29, 2012, 05:10:01 pm
That is a pretty cool story, Gimper. Let me tell you one of my own in exchange.

So there I was riding through some god-forgotten state where dogs bark with their asses (I think it was Ohio) in my Cadillac, right? And then there's this inbred kid with his fugly sister sitting in front of a PC that I could see through a window. And let me tell you, that effin' window was dirty as fuck.

So I get out of my ride and start cussing because the damn kid needs to know who's the boss, right? But then he came out of the house with some motherfucking military knife so I decided I was finally there to sit on my throne as the prince of Bel Air.
Oh sh**!! Mike?
Title: Re: The AWESOMEST thing just happened to me!!!
Post by: Trolleen on May 29, 2012, 05:16:32 pm
That is a pretty cool story, Gimper. Let me tell you one of my own in exchange.

So there I was riding through some god-forgotten state where dogs bark with their asses (I think it was Ohio) in my Cadillac, right? And then there's this inbred kid with his fugly sister sitting in front of a PC that I could see through a window. And let me tell you, that effin' window was dirty as fuck.

So I get out of my ride and start cussing because the damn kid needs to know who's the boss, right? But then he came out of the house with some motherfucking military knife so I decided I was finally there to sit on my throne as the prince of Bel Air.

yea and then you got your crusty a** arrested because your b**** of a mother never taught you how to properly hide your drugs. and trust me his "fugly sister" would be willing to pop some more of that buckshot into your stolen Cadillac any day of the week. and as far as inbred, you would know. I heard they made a movie about you and your dad, its called like...Deliverance or something?? anyways, Squeal like a pig motherf*****...
Title: Re: The AWESOMEST thing just happened to me!!!
Post by: avv on May 29, 2012, 06:41:21 pm
How was the case closed inside one day of the incident? Investigation takes weeks. Must be some mistake by the police  ::)
Title: Re: The AWESOMEST thing just happened to me!!!
Post by: lucas. on May 29, 2012, 06:44:35 pm
Thread opener.

Original poster...
Title: Re: The AWESOMEST thing just happened to me!!!
Post by: DeputyDope on May 29, 2012, 06:49:15 pm
Original poster...

same...

Title: Re: The AWESOMEST thing just happened to me!!!
Post by: Gimper on May 29, 2012, 06:53:11 pm
How was the case closed inside one day of the incident? Investigation takes weeks. Must be some mistake by the police  ::)
Not in ohio lol. It wasnt even a case. There were about 13 eye witnesses and they all said the same thing. Plus the cops already know about this mike fella, cuz hes been in jail... pffff. i dunno maybe 8 times? And we hardly ever get tha cops called on us so we got a warning.
Title: Re: The AWESOMEST thing just happened to me!!!
Post by: Cheesey Dean on May 29, 2012, 07:02:08 pm
Not in ohio lol. It wasnt even a case. There were about 13 eye witnesses and they all said the same thing. Plus the cops already know about this mike fella, cuz hes been in jail... pffff. i dunno maybe 8 times? And we hardly ever get tha cops called on us so we got a warning.
Lol, Ohio. You're not a real Southerner.
Title: Re: The AWESOMEST thing just happened to me!!!
Post by: Gimper on May 29, 2012, 07:04:51 pm
Lol, Ohio. You're not a real Southerner.
If you would have read this entire thread, you would have seen why I live in Ohio, ya troll. Gotta take care of Grama and gramps.
Title: Re: The AWESOMEST thing just happened to me!!!
Post by: Cyber Jesus on May 29, 2012, 07:13:55 pm
epic thread, this one will be my favourite  ;D
Title: Re: The AWESOMEST thing just happened to me!!!
Post by: Gimper on May 29, 2012, 07:19:16 pm
epic thread, this one will be my favourite  ;D

Yes, epic, but too much stereotyping and hating. *sticks up middle fingers at haters* Kiss My @$$!!!
Title: Re: The AWESOMEST thing just happened to me!!!
Post by: Surf on May 29, 2012, 07:27:05 pm

Yes, epic, but too much stereotyping and hating.

It's not that you're not doing your best to fit in these stereotypes. Dunno where any hating is here, though.
Title: Re: The AWESOMEST thing just happened to me!!!
Post by: Gimper on May 29, 2012, 07:29:13 pm
It's not that you're not doing your best to fit in these stereotypes. Dunno where any hating is here, though.
Heh, yes your right I fit stereotypes, but that noob jim trailer was a hater.
Title: Re: The AWESOMEST thing just happened to me!!!
Post by: lucas. on May 29, 2012, 07:45:21 pm
Since you're the closest thing to an american redneck at the internet right now I must ask some questions...


1- Do you drink Bud Light?

2- How many guns do you own? (how many, I don't give a shit about wich guns)

3- Do you hate homosexuals?

4- Are you one of 'dem god-fearing american citizens?

5- What's your opinion on Obama?

6- Were you happy when they "caught' Osama?

7- Do you see drunk people in your neighborhood everyday?

8- Do you know anyone that appeared on COPS?

9- The only animals you give a fuck about it are your dogs, and only because they're useful for something?

10- Have you ever seen a black man near your neighborhood?

11- And of course... Have you ever engaged into sexual intercourse with one of your relatives (A.K.A. incest)?


These are not meant to insult anyone, I'm just curious.
Title: Re: The AWESOMEST thing just happened to me!!!
Post by: Senrain on May 29, 2012, 07:48:06 pm
Come into thread.

See redneck stuff.

Expect myself to become infuriated by said thread.

Feel pretty neutral.

Seems I've witnessed enough stupidity on the internet to be numb to it all.
Title: Re: The AWESOMEST thing just happened to me!!!
Post by: Roachor on May 29, 2012, 08:33:11 pm
I'm still laughing at "we hardly ever get the cops called on us"
Title: Re: The AWESOMEST thing just happened to me!!!
Post by: Malice Song on May 29, 2012, 08:56:15 pm
I'm still laughing at "we hardly ever get the cops called on us"

This.

Also I seriously hope this whole thread is a level. Kudos, if it is.