This is the best day of my life!
who the hell drives close enough to see in a window let alone stab someone
who the hell drives close enough to see in a window let alone stab someoneHAHAHA no you retard i went out siiiiide! how would i have a knife fight through a window?!? i think i should revis my story. and let me assure every word is true!
Let me guess, America? 8)Yes america lol! OHIO!
Yes america lol! OHIO!Booooo! It's all about california
But u r enjoing cutting people? Thats bit strange
Sometimes I wonder if americans do that shit involving knives, trailers and shotguns every single day just to appear on Cops or something.hahaha no not to appear on COPS. Shotguns, knifes, and trailers is all just part of a rednecks life.
Pics of police report, or it didn't happen.it'll take a sec bro, gotta scan it. :D but im blurring out names for obvious reasons...
You can of course, redact the areas that have names/addresses, etc.
;D
Pics of police report, or it didn't happen.Parents are saying i cant post it, but ill try just for proof sake and make you eat your words! But i really don't care if you believe me or not ;)
You can of course, redact the areas that have names/addresses, etc.
;D
Parents are saying i cant post it, but ill try just for proof sake and make you eat your words! But i really don't care if you believe me or not ;)
Good work to you and your family. Glad you're awake and fighting. Way to run down a PK.Lol. We are in the real life faction, "Redneck Pieces of white trash"
What faction are you guys in?
Wait... Why do you have the knife and your sister the shotgun?lol cuz my sister keeps her gun in her room (closest to front door) and i keep my gun in my room (opposite side of the house) but i keep my knife in the computer room (right next to sisters room) so i grabbed my knife and she grabbed her gun, when my dad heard the boom, he came runnin with his gun. it was funny to watch a man his size run so fast. LOL
How was the car so close to the window? live in USA also and dont get itwe live in a small neighbor hood, plus our window is facing towards the street, so we can see out and they can see in. Plus the drug dealer guy is a weirdo anyways. he was probobly looking in to see me changing cloths or something :o lol
1. Learn to edit your postswell, we actually came from Kentucky but all of our family live in Ohio (we have to take care of grand parents) I would go back to good ol' Kentucky aaaaannnyyy day!
2. You have too much south in you, why in the hell do you live in Ohio?
KY is the South?HAHA!! Lucky!!! I would loooove to go to Texas!
Sincerely,
The guy from Texas
Good... I couldn't stand another second without staring at your armgina.Yes it looked pretty gross, didn't it? It really doesn't even hurt right now and it barely stinged when he nicked me, but It probably will hurt tomorrow. I bet it'll split back open while I'm sleeping.
If it didn't need any stitches then it probably doesn't have much to "open it up" in the first place.well...uh... *clears throat awkwardly* I don't think vaginas are that bloody..... not even on their "monthly" cycle...
I don't think it's gross, looks like a cat scratched you.
I also have this weird thing of comparing fresh injuries to vaginas... I remember when I punched some glass and got an open wound in my hand that needed 7 stitches, for some reason I kept staring at the edges of the opened skin comparing it to vaginal lips.
If something like that would have happend to me I would have pulled out my Lapua and Ragging Bull. I've shot a deer in the face once at a hunting party with my Ragging Bull and its like her face exploded lol. There was nothing left of her head after.
damn that was awesome, but you should have shot the tires and put the knife on his throatLol it was in the heat of the moment, but it if I would have thought about it, that would have been a good idea hehe.
let that bastard scream for mercy yesss
lol such a garbage novelty pistol, accurate to what, 10 feet?
(http://img543.imageshack.us/img543/9273/rebelflag.jpg)I have no idea what OP means lol.
I believe, for the love of god, that the OP is just a troll trying its best to be as cliche as possible.
On second glance though....
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I have no idea what OP means lol.
Thread opener.Im not sure what cliche means either, used in that context.
Instead of cliche, I think stereotype is more accurate.So he is saying, I've tried to make every thing I said as Hickish and Redneckish as possible? Well yeah, hes right! I'm proud to be a redneck piece of white trash!!!
That is a pretty cool story, Gimper. Let me tell you one of my own in exchange.Oh sh**!! Mike?
So there I was riding through some god-forgotten state where dogs bark with their asses (I think it was Ohio) in my Cadillac, right? And then there's this inbred kid with his fugly sister sitting in front of a PC that I could see through a window. And let me tell you, that effin' window was dirty as fuck.
So I get out of my ride and start cussing because the damn kid needs to know who's the boss, right? But then he came out of the house with some motherfucking military knife so I decided I was finally there to sit on my throne as the prince of Bel Air.
That is a pretty cool story, Gimper. Let me tell you one of my own in exchange.
So there I was riding through some god-forgotten state where dogs bark with their asses (I think it was Ohio) in my Cadillac, right? And then there's this inbred kid with his fugly sister sitting in front of a PC that I could see through a window. And let me tell you, that effin' window was dirty as fuck.
So I get out of my ride and start cussing because the damn kid needs to know who's the boss, right? But then he came out of the house with some motherfucking military knife so I decided I was finally there to sit on my throne as the prince of Bel Air.
Thread opener.
Original poster...
How was the case closed inside one day of the incident? Investigation takes weeks. Must be some mistake by the police ::)Not in ohio lol. It wasnt even a case. There were about 13 eye witnesses and they all said the same thing. Plus the cops already know about this mike fella, cuz hes been in jail... pffff. i dunno maybe 8 times? And we hardly ever get tha cops called on us so we got a warning.
Not in ohio lol. It wasnt even a case. There were about 13 eye witnesses and they all said the same thing. Plus the cops already know about this mike fella, cuz hes been in jail... pffff. i dunno maybe 8 times? And we hardly ever get tha cops called on us so we got a warning.Lol, Ohio. You're not a real Southerner.
Lol, Ohio. You're not a real Southerner.If you would have read this entire thread, you would have seen why I live in Ohio, ya troll. Gotta take care of Grama and gramps.
epic thread, this one will be my favourite ;D
Yes, epic, but too much stereotyping and hating.
It's not that you're not doing your best to fit in these stereotypes. Dunno where any hating is here, though.Heh, yes your right I fit stereotypes, but that noob jim trailer was a hater.
I'm still laughing at "we hardly ever get the cops called on us"