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Post by: Hects Hakal on April 19, 2012, 10:14:20 pm: I am bored and i will give my cookie to anyone who will tell me a good joke (have 10 cookies)
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Post by: Gimper on April 19, 2012, 10:28:37 pm: A blond is driving down the road and looks over in a cornfield. She sees another blond in a row-boat sitting in the middle of the field, rowing and rowing and rowing. The blond in the car yells "Your making yourself look like an idiot! Your the kind of B**** that gives us blonds a bad name! Now if I could swim, I'd come out there and kick your a**!"
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Post by: Gimper on April 19, 2012, 10:31:42 pm: This ones kind of gross, but here goes...
How do you fit three gay guys on a bar stool? TURN IT UPSIDE DOWN!
*gag*
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Post by: Hects Hakal on April 19, 2012, 10:41:30 pm: Only one cookie per person,you got one PM me for details
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Post by: Jackiepaipai on April 19, 2012, 11:06:43 pm: I found a funny one on internet:

"Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening', and then proceed to tell you why it isn't."
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Post by: Hects Hakal on April 19, 2012, 11:25:47 pm: Know it try harder
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Post by: Chewbakka on April 19, 2012, 11:44:01 pm: A bear walks into a bar and sits down, he says to the bartender, "I'll have a jack and a............coke". The bartender says the to bear, "why the big pause?" The bear replies, "I can't help it, I was born with them".
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Post by: Hects Hakal on April 19, 2012, 11:46:13 pm: Chewbakka PM me for cookie
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Post by: Deadeye on April 20, 2012, 04:12:00 am: God said "I will put kind, loving women on all four corners of the Earth", then he made the earth round.
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Post by: Cyber Jesus on April 20, 2012, 07:17:04 am: How many ghouls does it take to change a lightbulb?
They don't need to, they just hudle around the glowing one!
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Post by: Kombajn on April 20, 2012, 09:51:01 am: What is the difference between priest and thief?

Thief does not fuck kids.
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Post by: Hects Hakal on April 20, 2012, 12:38:56 pm: Dead eye,cyber Jesus and kombajn PM me 4 teh cookie(5 Cookies left)
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Post by: Gimper on April 20, 2012, 06:39:47 pm: Heh i really dont want a cookie, i just wanted to share my comic mischief lol.
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Post by: Mike Crosser on April 20, 2012, 07:17:00 pm: Some guy is driving in his car listening to his new voice recognition radio ( when you say rock music it starts playing rock music or if you say bad haircuts it starts playing the 80s stuff etc. etc.).Then all of a sudden kids run across the road and the guy barely avoids hitting them . He then says "f***ing kids" and the radio starts playing Michael Jackson.
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Post by: Deadeye on April 21, 2012, 01:42:05 am: Was asked to post it was a safe trade, and it was. Thanks for the cookie!
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Post by: Michaelh139 on April 21, 2012, 04:37:34 am: America is the last hope for peace.
The way we distribute peace through-out the world is simple.
All it requires is a few dumb-asses, a gun for each, and some ammo.

World peace has been acquired.
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Post by: Chewbakka on April 21, 2012, 05:35:29 am: What does a near-sighted gynecologist have in common with a dog?
Wet nose
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Post by: Dendito on April 23, 2012, 09:10:22 am: a guy after a motorcycle accident, "doctor am i going to lose the leg?" and the doc said, "i don't know ill just put it in a bag..."
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Post by: Hects Hakal on April 23, 2012, 10:31:14 am: Nice nice- AUCTION CLOSED everyone who made me laugh can pm me 4 a cookie until the end of the week
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Post by: Mike Crosser on April 23, 2012, 12:25:35 pm: Wait, who made you laugh?