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I was going to BoS main base lost hills,and when i got there i saw body at the door that the gaurds had just killed.I looted him and got various usefull loot...but the funny part is that it was the guy that had killed me minutes earlier.
so tell your lucky/funny wasteland stories here.
*edit*just realized i put this in the wrong section...i ment to put in general discussion.
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Funniest thing is I log into by BG crafter guy that I had been ignoring for months- I just made him to have a full set of crafters.
Now I can't join BoS.
Too late for him.
ok, more seriously was before they fixed the guard AI, you could bet one to burst you so it hits another guard.
The feedback loop would create a massive firefight.
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last game sesion(about an year and a half ago) i found in VC inner city a guys loot. it was worth about 20k caps, evem more
+ it had the FA and Chemestry books(needed for crafting back there)
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last game sesion(about an year and a half ago) i found in VC inner city a guys loot. it was worth about 20k caps, evem more
+ it had the FA and Chemestry books(needed for crafting back there)
hey, give me ma loot back!!!
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Okay i had bought 5 energy mercs and decided to level up 5 levels quickly for extra hp , so i equipped the mercs with supersledges and went to level up them around 38:14 on molerats , everything was going fine until some russian encountered me with 5 energy mercs too but they were equiped with lazer pistols so the fight went my supersledges vs lazer pistols and i won because i had lsw on my merc leader and forced the russian to leave i lost 1 merc but he 2 was a epic battle ;D
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I was very lucky when completing the test to join my faction (Rogues, SoT or DMC - that's how it called). They gave me a mission, to kill one particular guy, so I had to find him first. So I went to skype, finded his profile, contacted him and... surprisingly he was so kind to accept the invitation to go and have a couple of beers in the Den. So I came with friend, but then we realized, that he might be too powerful for both of us, because he was wearing metal armor mk2 (back then it was kinda top armor) and a plasma rifle. So I told him, that I will give him a beer via trade, he opened an exchange window... and then my friend started shooting him. Funny thing is that he thought that I'm the other guy, he knew from OBT-2, that's why he accepted the invitation. After all I've joined my faction, where I'm being a member so far.
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Okay so I was wearing tesla armor at Necropolis, so im attacked by some EW dude with plasma and here is what happened.
Enemy aims for head
CaptieCat was hit in the head for 15 hitpoints.
Enemy does a regular shot
CaptieCat was critically hit for 137 points, having his armor bypassed.
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Was sorta amazing and funny at the same time :D
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Okay so I was wearing tesla armor at Necropolis, so im attacked by some EW dude with plasma and here is what happened.
Enemy aims for head
CaptieCat was hit in the head for 15 hitpoints.
Enemy does a regular shot
CaptieCat was critically hit for 137 points, having his armor bypassed.
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Was sorta amazing and funny at the same time :D
Happened me many times in past against laser pistol.
Criticals are just almost everything in battle and skills of course.
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I was hunting pking russians in Redding with my pal. I wore tesla. Because my pal had 5 mercs we agreed for him to stay in worldmap. I checked the elevator and got insta in the head from laser pistol. I asked my pal to come help and he started running from the mine grid to elevator shaft while this russian spams me in the head with laserpistol. Because of the tesla The following like 12 shots were so weak that he didn't manage to do any damage on me while I was hanging around with the insta'd 0 hps. Eventually my pal landed on him with the 5 pistolmercs and gave FA.
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once i come to reno, meet here miss kitty, she say i musr save my village... then i become porn star and pro boxing guy, killed all families in reno (about wright family), find mauser, shoot myself in foot again. oh, this is not confession board :'(
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My pal, was moving the itens from our Gas Station to an Old Bunker. He put all the stuff in a cow with his traveller char. (200%outd*, Pathfinder, etc). I logged in my lockpicker char to do new lockers, etc. I use the traveller char and I knew that's kinda rare find and forced to enter a encounter.
Then shit happened, Murphy's Law do exist.
At the very first square we found an encounter, forced to enter, was 2 groups of npcs: humans and mole rats. The humans killed the rats, and came with aaall that rage against the cow. To help a bluesuit droped from sky and joined the chaos. The cows now is dead, and the traveller was running with nade to kill the blue. And me as lockpicker started to eat psycho, buffout, etc...
All good things was gone. My friend was so down after this. xD
Afterall, was all his idea to trasnport by a cow. A f***ing single cow.
*correction: 300%outd
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Never trust cows mon. Use Brahmins instead XD
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Cow is the name of my Brahmin. :P
Maybe: "My focking cow". ::)
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My pal, was moving the itens from our Gas Station to an Old Bunker. He put all the stuff in a cow with his traveller char. (200%outd, Pathfinder, etc). I logged in my lockpicker char to do new lockers, etc. I use the traveller char and I knew that's kinda rare find and forced to enter a encounter.
Then shit happened, Murphy's Law do exist.
At the very first square we found an encounter, forced to enter, was 2 groups of npcs: humans and mole rats. The humans killed the rats, and came with aaall that rage against the cow. To help a bluesuit droped from sky and joined the chaos. The cows now is dead, and the traveller was running with nade to kill the blue. And me as lockpicker started to eat psycho, buffout, etc...
All good things was gone. My friend was so down after this. xD
Afterall, was all his idea to trasnport by a cow. A f***ing single cow.
Radio for second cow?
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My group is very limited when we talk about members.
2-3 members is normal, 4 is a large group and 5 I'm ready to take control of the wastelands.
This day was only my friend and me. :-\ Murphy's Law...
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My group is very limited when we talk about members.
2-3 members is normal, 4 is a large group and 5 I'm ready to take control of the wastelands.
This day was only my friend and me. :-\ Murphy's Law...
Did you at least Science everything you couldn't carry?
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(http://i150.photobucket.com/albums/s93/Perteks/trollscars-1.jpg)
Trolled by own cars
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(http://i150.photobucket.com/albums/s93/Perteks/trollscars-1.jpg)
Trolled by own cars
lol thats a fail!!!! ::)
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Dude u dont know whats fail it is, this is just random :P Fail its naming that fail :D
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The last week i begun to lvlup my critical knifer...after of make fuckloads of Weak Healing Powder i set Science to 40%. i tryed to create knifes three times. In all of them i get killed by simple Raiders, in my fourth intent i was like "god damn you god, let me make my godamnit knifes". and i finally manage to create 5 of them....
And voila!!!! i find a guy named "Priest." killing molerats in the desert, i didnt know his life or what weapon or armor he was using. I just hit him two times with 63% Throwing skill: critical hit by 67hit points, and one normal of 33. they guy fell in the ground and i kill him there. He had a LJ, a Hunting rifle and a Mauser. And i just laugh in his corpse "even in lvl2 reiniat pwns people" and he ragequit. Thats small scale pvping.
Also in the begin of the last season i was discovering the world and i found 400MFC in Mariposa.
Recently i also found 900 cal.45 bullets: in the workbench of NCR. :D
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Funniest: When I killed half the gaurds in ncr bazaar and was able to kill whoever I wanted. (When we didnt have reinforcements)
Luckiest: During the car runs(when they made all cars in encounters show up on worldmap), I had a lot of mates at the time and we were in close contact, and I had the brilliant idea... San Fran. Now. I got 5 cars, all full of high tech gear and farmed shit from around the area. Then I went to get cars from down south at boneyard, and killed those 5 mutants with bgs along with my guys from CS. (I said I would lure them away so they could spawn safely) Succeeded, we destroyed them, destroyed a pack of other players armed to teeth. Looted everything. Left laughing like maniacs. (I could go on and on about how much shit i got that day. But by god I got so lucky when it happened. I had just gotten home from school when the cars appeared and probably stole literally 25% of the cars by myself another 30% along with other friends).
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Either when I stumbled across a HUGE vault boy mosaic thing at the ares rocket silo and my merc killed the 2 mercenaries and some dude who were there. They all had an inventory full of 0% det EW weapons and a shitload of SEC.
or when I stole two LSWs and a suit of CA mk II in one hour.
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aaah, two friend and i go near sf for ex points and encounter some pks, we start to shoot eachother , they were much better then us, but then my computer block and i must restart, when i log in again, i was laying down almost dead, but pks were dead too, so what happen, some third guy come and kill those pk and heal me and my friends... i dont remeber who it was, but thanx a lot to hom :)
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Once i found 3000 5mm AP and 50 rockets behind a bookshelf in Junktown mine.
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Finding an unlocked scout filled with a whole bunch of brand new crafted gear,(laser rifle, p90, CAWS, combat armors) and lots of ammo (10mm, 12g, mfc's), and finding some guys stash in gecko that had 2 brand new BA's, rocket launcher, like 20 AP rockets, minigun, and around 1000 5mm JHP
xP
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7 bluesuits at one time, I was horny all day after that...
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was leveling an energy char, had a bluesuit and laser pistol, some guy in BA enters encounter and says "think fast", I was in the center so no chance of escape, so, what the heck, shot him in the eye, instakill
sweet loot
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so i just came into a TB encounter full of muties vs. ncr army and a wastelander. hes standing there with a minigun. we cant burst each other because muties are in the way. he gets the initiative and switches to a rocket launcher, hitting me. i walk over to ncr army so he cant hit me or they will attack him. then i get out of range and leave the map. i heal on map and walk around the suare hoping to encounter him again. and i do. i spawn near a mutie that was unconscious. he rockets me again and kills the mutie. another mutie rockets him. crit. i scream LOL as his head spins in the air. i loot him and kill everything else. decent loot.
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Well...
I had a few lucky situations on wasteland. First one was, when I was going from NCR to VC on the right side of map, and somehere appeard an encounter. I was allready prepared to run out off from map, but I spot that there is nobody in. So... I'm walkin around, and wondering, what tha f***** is here, just grass and.... ladder !!!! Fast thinking .... someones bunker. Then I armed my chr in Mauser and get down. I was like comandos, looking watching, going up and down few times to look for any opponents. Finaly I was sure that this is random enco. Loot : Metal Mk2, Combat Armor, Leather Aror mk 2, Gaus Pistol + 100 Ammo, Assault Rifles, lots of ammo, and Gattling Laser, Meds.
I was very happy that day. But bad luck was, like I stoped playing and my tent with all this stuff gone.
Another thing . I have found a car on desert running, no owner, no key. SO lets take a ride !!!! Car was my !!!, but after 2-3 days I stayed on wasteland near NCR, and I went to toilet to take a piss, and some 2 guys just came and killed me, car was theirs. Easy come Easy go. :)
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Well...
Another thing . I have found a car on desert running, no owner, no key. SO lets take a ride !!!! Car was my !!!, but after 2-3 days I stayed on wasteland near NCR, and I went to toilet to take a piss, and some 2 guys just came and killed me, car was theirs. Easy come Easy go. :)
THAT WAS MY CAR
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Easy come Easy go. :)
will you let me go
Fonline! No - we will not let you go - let him go
Fonline! We will not let you go - let him go
Fonline! We will not let you go - let me go
Will not let you go - let me go
Never let you go - let me go
Never let me go - oooh
No, no, no, no, no, no, no -
Oh mama mia, mama mia, mama mia let me go
Dual logging has an alt put aside for me
for me!
for meeee!
*dun dun dun dun dundundun dun dun dun dun...*
So you think you can bomb me in front of the guard's eye
So you think you can 1 hex shoot me and leave me to die
Oh baby - can't do this to me baby
Just gotta get out - just gotta get right outta NCR...
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1. Finding a Louisville slugger in a random cave.
2. Buying one 2mm EC from Sha Enin.
3. Finding an unlocked buggy in NCR.
4. Finding a Brotherhood armor that was stashed in Gecko.
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2 or 3 sessions ago, I came across totally by accident, near ares, of a new location on WM. When I entered, I discovered a crashed vertibird and on the maps were pack of every type of ammunition (even those for guns which weren't IG) in insane amounts (something like one million each, even for rockets). With a friend, I spent few hours with an highway to fill up it's trunk, go empty it at the base, come back to fill it up... No more ammo crafting until wipe (at a time where you could easily spend more than 1200 5mm for each warrior at each battle, and crafting it was incredibly boring, that was pretty usefull).
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I think 2 or 3 days ago me and some faction friends were in redding town controlling and fighting C88/TTTLA alliance aka children of atom. The GMs came in and spawned a bunch of BOS palidans which killed off TTTLA and the paladins didn't attack us. Then the GMs blew up the paladins and I got a pulse pistol which I am saving for pre-wipe madness :D
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Then the GMs blew up the paladins and I got a pulse pistol which I am saving for pre-wipe madness :D
You're very wrong here, it's TTTLA and C88 who killed all paladins. And we got 6 pulse pistol and dynacords from that.
Also, what's the interest to save a weapon for a time where better weapons will be widely available? Mmmh....
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Nope wrong that is not what happened TTTLA lies. If that was case you would have killed us while I was looting it. Typical TTTLA arrogance. You guys were on world map or coming back from replication THERE WAS NO TTTLA there when this happened.
In fact you guys didn't even try to kill us when there was a big group of us you waited until we left and went world map and you guys swarmed me with 5 people when I went back to town when all my friends and allies were dropping off loot at their tents.
Speaking of the funniest thing that has happened to me, killing TTTLA and making them rage is the funniest thing that happens to me in the game.
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Hint: When you blew up paladin with dynamite, you usually can't protect the loot after.
And you should chill down dude, drink with your friends, go out with your girlfriend. That's only a game, no reason to rage so much.
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you should chill down dude, drink with your friends, go out with your girlfriend. That's only a game, no reason to rage so much.
.... i wish everyone in this game would do this maybe there would be less rageing and taking things to seriously. :)
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Were at war with them and he is trying to hijack the thread. I post how I got lucky getting a pulse pistol and it turns into that. There was nobody to guard the loot when they bombed them because we were there killing their faction members. And the paladins were shooting at them and not us for some reason.
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Dear Lord, must you litter every thread with your "TTTLA this, blablabla that" junk? No one gives a shit here, this thread is about funny things which happened to you, not who has the biggest e-penis, or pwned the badasses!1 It is getting more and more annoying from especially your side.
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You're very wrong here, it's TTTLA and C88 who killed all paladins. And we got 6 pulse pistol and dynacords from that.
Also, what's the interest to save a weapon for a time where better weapons will be widely available? Mmmh....
How do you know that, maybe GMs will decide to remove all weapons except spears? ;)
I would like to see madness where people have to do TC with knives and sticks.
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I would like to see madness where people have to do TC with knives and sticks.
Don't give me ideas... :P
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Simply when we found a vertibird in modoc. :D (OF COURSE AFTER GM-S TOOKED IT,BUT I STILL DONNO WHY :'( :'()
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Rocks, never forget that punch damages more than a rock...
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1st character Level 3 Day 2: Found a Hummer out in the desert outta gas. Just happened to have some SEC on me and score! My new Hummer. :D
1st character Level 4 Day 2: Walking down the street in Shady Sands when I see something on the ground... Brotherhood Armor! Score! :D
Oh and today I found a buggy in a random encounter just west of Reno. :D
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I was exping with my brother near theme park.
We forget radio so we went to theme park,we saw 2guys there,one with BA and one with NCR Ranger armor.
So we arm our selfs and totaly own them.
Pretty good luck i think....
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My friend and i were trading in vault city and i found this plastic explosive on the shelf
Well i tell him hey dude i found a plastic explosive.
And he's didnt respond.
The next thing on my mind is hmm why not put it back on the shelf and hmm maybe set a timer (to bad there wasnt one)
Next thing i know is i tipped of the bomb and boom!
My friend and i died along with Happy Harry.
To bad we lost our stuff, but it wasnt much, just some loot from khans and that.
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My friend didnt think i would tip of the bomb, he wasnt mad he was just disappointed cause we lost our loot. He did laugh when it went off cause i told him i found a plastic explosive. Hah It was soo funny.
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i followed some guy to his tent and he had so much combat armor it wasn't even funny but after i killed him i took as much as i could and left
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I followed one guy in his tent saying that "I can upgrade tents to make "more empty room" so you can store more items." But when I came he had nothing already as I wasn't the first who said that to him because he asked if I'll do the same as those who came before or something else. I didn't even killed him, just left.
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i followed some guy to his tent and he had so much combat armor it wasn't even funny but after i killed him i took as much as i could and left
Should have radioed in a friend with a car and take all you can.
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You can't distress in a tent or base, and that measure has been around since the beginning of the distress feature.
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I just asked guy: Do you want my armor?...Talk to...
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yea can some gm take thoses brotherhoods guys out of ncr allready ..... there just being trolls best friends atm. :-\
btw guy getting killed in pic is not me but i accidently did talk to them and lost a ba before.
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My buddy and I decided to make some funky crit builds for some testing. About 20 minutes into the game we started to grow tired trying to level these builds and for shits and giggles we sent a distress signal on channel 0 right outside of NCR. My friend had a 10mm pistol with 3 rounds and I had a rock. Within short minutes a guy with BA and an Avenger jumps in. My buddy takes the first shot in the eyes and crits him for 95% of his HP and knocks him out cold. I finish him with the rock. This guy had 5 Super Stims, 5 Nukas, 5 buffouts, 5 psychos, 2500 5mm AP and two Avengers on him (guy was ready for a beating!).
Let me tell you he was pretty upset when we saw him back at NCR. Would not stop calling us newbs and was taking turns rage bursting us until the guards started attacking him on sight ... that alone made our time worthwhile watching this guy act like an idiot because his PK did not go so well.
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Just had a bit of luck last week. I found a keyless hummer outside BH with a suit of BA (broken), a minigun, a supertoolkit, and some nuka and cigarettes. Good day for me, bad day for someone else lol
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Just had a bit of luck last week. I found a keyless hummer outside BH with a suit of BA (broken), a minigun, a supertoolkit, and some nuka and cigarettes. Good day for me, bad day for someone else lol
nah, they probably have other 300 humers
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Level 10 char with a Mauser vs a bunch of floaters. This is what happened.
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lol you mean lvl 10 char with a Mauser teamed with a guy named Regulator right?
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Well yeah, there were some npcs around, but they didn't help that much. And I still call those crits awesome, considering I was using a freakin Mauser. ;)
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Well yeah, there were some npcs around, but they didn't help that much. And I still call those crits awesome, considering I was using a freakin Mauser. ;)
I don't believe you hahahaha
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It's just an insta-kill. It can happen with a BB gun.
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One day me and my friend went hunting near Klamath and we met some farmers. One of their kids started running towards my friend. Without hesitation he bursted his smg on the poor child bruttaly killing him.
-What the hell are you doing?- I said.
-What's your problem? I just killad a stupid kid.
-Yeah, but you didin't have to waste so much ammo on that little fucker.
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I lvled plasma grenade sneaker and went to my first hunt to uranium mines and there was 3 guys talking about something, I thoug ou yeah my first victims. There was one in the middle with black leather jacket and two with green armors, and then I started throw as many grenades as I could at guy wit black leather jacket, did lots of damage, but he stood still, and my awareness skill showed that he regenerating hp or smth, then I felt in panic and run away, but outside of mine I got shot by green armor guys, then guy in leather came to my corpse and said he is Dev, damn I was so ashamed.
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Almost beaten up 2 BA guys with about 200hps only bluesuit+haymaker.
I got another dude to knocked out and 0HP and another was almost dead and still standing, but then 3rd guy come and slice me up with laser :(
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This is little bit off topic thou
Happened in New Reno
Yesterday i was sneaking in New Reno. I saw that knife thrower russian went to arms. Then After that, Shonsu (geared with smg) went after that russian.
Russian dude trowed few knife and then geared combat knife and Shonsu bursted him (4 times if remember corretly). Russian died and i saw that Shonsu had like 20hp left.
I was sneaking behind Shonsu and I was geared with Grease gun and have evil plans to go 1hex Shonsu.
Then Shonsu said "My first PVP victory :D"
That was so cute :D, so i changed my mind and let him go.
He never even saw me.
Another Lost soul saved not ruined
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lol dequ
such a nice guy
not going to lie i would have killed him and be like troolololololol on his body. welcome to reno bitch! .
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This is little bit off topic thou
Happened in New Reno
Yesterday i was sneaking in New Reno. I saw that knife thrower russian went to arms. Then After that, Shonsu (geared with smg) went after that russian.
Russian dude trowed few knife and then geared combat knife and Shonsu bursted him (4 times if remember corretly). Russian died and i saw that Shonsu had like 20hp left.
I was sneaking behind Shonsu and I was geared with Grease gun and have evil plans to go 1hex Shonsu.
Then Shonsu said "My first PVP victory :D"
That was so cute :D, so i changed my mind and let him go.
He never even saw me.
Another Lost soul saved not ruined
haha that was me.
The dead russian must've seen you cause after that he said "run" so I did a few seconds later.
I wouldn't have minded too much if you had tbh. I was using a 10mm smg because I expected to die.
Thank you though :D
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just happened.
i was running around every tc town and pressing g as i usally do at night.(scavenging) (---- i love this this
i go to gecko and find a gauss pistol with 12 ammo. ;D, i never even held a gauss pistol so this is very cool for me.
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I remember when i 1. time meet Some Player With HPA in Gecko .. ofc i wanted this armor so shot him With RL he get crit and i destroyed his HPA ;D
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This was back in WWP times. Me and Slaz were hanging around in downtown when a certain guy and his real world wife come in. Back in those days Slaz wanted to establish a bordello and was occasionally recruiting girls in it with pretty bad success due to most female char players being men ofcourse and the rest just having some self-respect.
Being a subtle man I foresaw what would happen next so I whisper to Slaz it might not be good idea to run that show this time.
But Slaz as roleplayer sees this as just a roleplay and starts to recruit the lady right under her huspand's nose.
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When I was just hanging out in NCR three GMs popped up, everything started exploding, guards went nuts and started killing everyone. Turns out wipe had started right then.