Event is over ErgoniX PM me for the reward
This is the time where our best Forum/IRC/Game troll's to show to the server their skillz and get a rewarded. This is a player made event unless some GM wants to help . The performer needs to come with a set of jokes and/or comentary about something(needs to be funny). If you have no idea what Stand-Up Comedy is here is a little description:
Stand-up comedy is a comedic art form. Usually, a comedian performs in front of a live audience, speaking directly to them. Their performances are sometimes filmed for later release via DVD, the internet, and television.
The performer is commonly known as a comic, stand-up comic, stand-up comedian or simply a stand-up.
Stand-up performances are usually short, where the comedian recites a fast-paced succession of humorous stories, short jokes (called "bits"), and one-liners, which constitute what is typically called a monologue, routine or act. Some stand-up comedians use props, music or magic tricks to enhance their acts. Stand-up comedy is often performed in comedy clubs, bars, neo-burlesques, colleges and theaters, but there are no real restrictions on where the craft can be performed. Clean stand-up comedy is often performed by professional comedians outside of traditional entertainment venues, such as in country clubs, at corporate events and conferences, as charity fundraising events, even in temples and churches.
Event rules for performer's/comedian's and general public
Atleast a 5 minutes show.
Jokes that are related about a specific player or forum user that could be considered insulting should not be told unless the performer is aware of the consequences.
Performer's should try to make some Fallout related jokes but it's not necessary.
Don't come with weapons,armors,drugs,dynamite,grenades ecc because you might loose them.Please come in blue suit.
Event will start when critical mass is aquired.If you want to participate as comedian please post BEEEEELLLLOOOOOOW.
1st Place winner is The Heavy
PPK12 Gauss Pistol (http://www.fo2238.fodev.net/wiki/images/b/b0/Gaussptl.gif)
2st Place winner is ErgoniX
Cockroach
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3st winner is Jackal
2 Light Support Weapon
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and 5 Super Stimpack's
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I'm doing this sometimes in a circle. With some dude in Junktown behind the bar and makin' jokes at the Stage.
*Walk from Middle to Left
You've ever heard 'bout those Geckos?
Small Geckos, walkin' like they're crippled and a retard.
Ever listened to them while strangle those little things?
Well, they are a shame for my hands, I'll bet if you kick them in the ass they will fly over the whole ocean...
*Walk from Left to right
-And so on...
Hello everybody
Is nice to meet you here
Well, good thing the guards are here
or else i probably was dead
Like you otherwise,
never know where an ugly face will come with a LSW
If i remember well, i saw one on the way here
He had in his hands a LSW and was wearing a green combat armor
Also looked like he is not in the mood for a laugh
So i asked him
"Hei, when does ghouls are able of carring something that heavy?"
Of course the next thing i heard was something about a dousin of bullets flying near me
But than an explosion
After i took other look there was the guy with no arms and the weapon distroyed
Of course with my helpfull nature i asked him
"Hei, you need a hand?"
"or probably two?"
Since he didn't answered I went my way
So i can be with you in this nice day
Reminds me of a comediant i meet in New Vegas
He was a street peformer
I remember some nice tits and some awesome asses...
..but there was the prostitutes from Gommorah
Yeah, nice place that casino
The only thing i did was to get drunk, get laid and lose all my caps
Now that i think better, in that orded
But after loosing all my caps i think i remember i got laid once more...
...to bad with a brahmin
Yeah, i heard that brahmin had only 1 head before the war
Can you belive that?
Imagine how it will be if they only have one brain
Probably we can tame them faster
And make them learn new tricks better
And... well the point is that probably brahmins had only 1 head originaly
And 2 testicles, not 4.
Can you belive it?
If this is the case, i do not.
I think brahmin had 2 heads before the war too
Did you saw 2 headed Radscorpions?
Or 2 headed Molerats
Or even 2 headed bears?
well... exept the NCR mascot...
But still, why only the brahmin have 2 heads?
I thing is because before the fallout settled they where so lonely they grew up other head to talk to ech other
And 60 years later they got bored of the other head and made heards of brahmins
Still, the other head persists, but some brahmin are borned with 1 head
So probably the 1 head theory is still good
Let's change the subject a bit, i know brahmin anatomy is not something interesting
Still it is apetizing
Now probably you heard of the Brotherhood of Steel
With those fancy power armors and huge weapons
Did yo ever wander how they shit in those things?
probably they got some sort of tupe that fits your ass so you can shit peacefully
probably sisters of the brother hood like to wear it in reverse
Girl stuff, no comment.
That reminds me i got this date with this hot BoS girl
Yeah, she stayed to much in the sun
Also she was so silent, i don't even know if i gave her an orgasm
But when i was done she came from the bathroom taking a shower.
And asked me what are the white spots on her armor
So i told her sorry, i must go.
Same here, sorry i must go.
but let's say that her armor maker can't wash it up
and she hunts me...
shit must go, cya!
<leave place>
shout: NEXT TIME DITCH THE POWER ARMOR WHEN YOU USE STEALTH BOYS