Law of Murphy
If anything can go wrong, it will.
Law of the PK
If you can encounter a PK, you will.
PK encountering observation
The chance to Encounter a PK is indirectly proportional to your level.
Theory of the GM activity
The chance of a GM to be online is indirectly proportional of the importance of your message.
corollaries
1.If you need the help of a GM, there is less likely for one to be online.
2.If you want to abuse the +requesthelp command, the more likely a GM will be online.
LagMaster's observation
Lag occur in the most destructive way possible.
Traveler's dilemma
The chance to die in an encounter increases directly proportional to:
1.The value of your inventory items.
2.The distance left to reach your destination.
NCR rezident selection
When you think it's a thief, it's a bomber.
Max hit chance observation
95% chance to hit?... Critical miss, weapon dropped and lost next turn.
PvE Observation
The more you risk in order to win the more likely you will be killed.
Law of the Armor
The possibily of being killed with a single shot by anyone with any weapon (from rocket launcher to 9mm mauser) is inversely propotional to the AC of your current armor. (FE:a bluesuit will NEVER die for laser rifle shot, a MK II Leather Armor will be insta-killed by a rock)
TC combat actual dificulty
The less guys you take to tc the more the other gang will take to fight you.
The more guys you take to tc the less the other gang will take to fight you.
Reiniat's dad principles
1.Always wait for the worst think to happen, and when something bad happens, you will be a little happy.
2.If something isnt in your hands and you cant do anything to change it, it will go bad against you.
3.Everyone search his own glory, if someone propose you something no matter what it is, it will be only for his own glory.
4.Nothing is free, if you find something free you will probably get dead or end in the jail.
5.To get everything on this life you will need to risk and think, if you want to be a thief i dont care, but you will suffer like in any other job.
6.The posibilitys of go to the jail are equal to your pooverty.
7.If you are happy, all the world is not happy.
8.As soon as you become a rich guy, everyone will hate you.
PK activity in New Reno
When I go PKing no one is there.
When i goto shop full BA TTTLA squad waiting.
Law of vedaras
When i say you to pay for protection you pay.
corollarie
If not you will pay anyway.
Law of Wipe
The Update is always tomorrow. If the Update is not tomorrow, read this again tomorrow.
Observations on Forum activity
If your looking for an intelligent conversation the thread will always get sidetracked or trolled.
When someone reads the rules you will still see double posts or a lack of search use.
New players will join the server...they will leave and players you wish were dead will still be playing.
Rousian roulette in single player
When you play Russian roulette with your self you always lose.
Nick's law for good prices
If it sounds too good to be true, it is fake.
The laws of the 3rd pearson
when you are looking for a 3rd person to buy a base with:
-if he is always in town/you know him ingame/he is friend of faction, he is a baseraper
-if he is random dude who you met once talking to bitchmade, he is another goth and loyal friend
CaptOmg's Law Of The Screwing
When You're Not Screwed, Your Screwed.
When You're Screwed, Your Still Screwed.
[Poll] Is This Law Good?
-No
-Yes
-I Hate PKs
Law of the Troll
Trolls will troll you with every ocation and with every reason.
Even if you change your style/personality.
Law of The Brahmin Hunters
Looking for hides? You won't find brahmins.
Not looking for hides? Eight brahmins in a single encounter.
Lokos' rule
When they stop shoting, they just need to reload.
Not-Now-Law
The more important your matter is in game at the moment the bigger is the chance that your mom/dad/girlfriend/dog/cat will demand your immediate presence.
The Law of battles
When you come in a battle location with full gear no enemy come.
When you come in a battle location with troll or craft alt there is an endless battle taking place.
corollarie
If you relog the battle will stop.
add your own