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Fallout 2: FOnline edition

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RJ:
Based on my old discussion with Misiolap.
Imagine a mod to Fallout 2 that would emulate FOnline features and difficulty.

1. You can leave Arroyo only after getting level 21. You need to level on First Aid by letting brahmins/geckos attacking you so you can heal himself. Oops, I forgot - you can level up on Steal too!
2. All containers/shelfs are empty. There is no exception of this rule.
3. Every NPC you encounter got few times more HPs than you and is better armed.
4. Rat or child can knock you out and kill you with one hit even if you wear Combat Armor / Power Armor.
5. Sometimes while entering Klamath/Modoc/Redding you are getting killed by psychotic minigunner.
6. There is random chance that while travelling you will get special encounter: "Caravan". In encounter: 6 guys in Combat Armors/Metal Armors with miniguns/laser rifles and lots of bluesuits in endless turn-based combat as every turn few more bluesuits will enter encounter   .
7. If you are going to fight any NPCs on random encounter expect some dudes in Combat Armors entering it very soon.
8. Randomly before loading a encounter/city map you are laying already dead on ground.
9. There is always chance that some bluesuit will run to you and steal all your all equipment while you are talking / trading with NPCs.
10. If you stand too much in one spot some bluesuit yelling something about Allah will blow you up into pieces... Or that going to be guy with minigun... Or SMG... Or someone with iron fists.
11. If you go into any city in Combat Armor or Power Armor expect to be attacked in few seconds after arrival.
12. If you get a Highwayman and drive into city it will get stolen in a few seconds.
13. While entering to NCR you might randomly die from big explosions taking out of half of city.
14  Sometimes you might stumble across fridge. If you get too close to it / open it you die.
15. Sometimes all NPCs in city you enter are dead.
16. If you tagged Speech then you are newb. If you tagged also Gambling then you are not newb - you are noob!
17. Traders never got anything you need. They mostly got enormous amounts of BB ammo, healing powders and radios.
18. In cities you meet NPCs with bluesuit skins yelling random phrases.
19. When you come back to Arroyo with G.E.C.K you find it razed to ground by NPCs in metal armors with cyrlic names/descriptions.
20. All hostile NPCs are calling you a "n00b" and threat to "p0wn" you.
21. ...
(now you continue)

Surf:
22. All your beloved quest-giving NPC will yell "Fuck your roleplaying you fag, this is the wasteland" when speaked with.
23. The computer chooses randomly names out of a pool, to be displayed over their head. It gets chosen out of a pool with beautiful words like "rape,kill,bitch,kurwa,pwn,n00b" and other mature things.

gordulan:
24. Occasionally a guy with the description of "developer" appears in a town, the dialogue goes as follows, "I'm gonna test something, just stand still for 10 seconds". after 5 seconds he carpet bombs the whole town killing everything and everyone in it, then resurrecting everyone but you.

Surf:
25. The game will force you to not have a goal, a thing to be worked to, or slightest signs of a story.
26. The game will randomly close itself to emulate the beautiful feeling of the server going down.
27. Sometimes the computer decides to spawn NPC with beautiful cyrillic letters in it which you barely can read.

Alvarez:
28. The mod has Lexx instead of President Richardson. Sitting in a big room ful of monitors.
29. Your ultimative goal is to destroy Centaur Bluesuit cloning facility, stop the wipe, hack the server and become a new GM.

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