I guess we already heard all what im saying but here a lil mix of the things i learned in school.
( I always took a coin into french word tests to be able to throw a coin whenever i had to decide if its "la" or "le")

Non madame, je oublie mes devoirs.
Non, je ne parle pas francais
Je parle un peu de francais
Erm ... i guess thats it ;(
maybe i should have learned more. Hope u guys have fun learning german.
