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An anouncement to all wanderers of the wastes
JohnBromin:
Hello waste-landers, I Father John Bromin have come to you this glorious day, To spread the word, the word of the great GD's The GD's created this land Manny years ago, out of nothing. You may ask yourself, "Why have I never seen these GD's before John?" The answer is quite simple, they are sitting just out of view, hiding behind load-screens, and just behind rocks, always out of view, controlling the worlds creatures, and holding there ban-hammers high but believe me friend, they do exist. One day not to far away, the GD's will descend from beyond the load-screens, and begin the great wipe, during which the non believers will be cast into the abyss, forced to suffer endless lag, glitchy controls, and extremely overpowered monsters. All those with faith shall be spared, and ascend with the great GD's into the Final release, where xp, and caps are a plenty, and everyone will have fun. Until the day of the great wipe, we will wait, spreading the word, of the faith.
May the GD's be with you, this radio broadcast repeats.
Slaver Snipe:
I'm pretty sure the nonbelievers were already thrown into hellfire (third party tool users ;p)
JohnBromin:
My friend, that was but a precursor of events to come, join the faith, or perish in the wipe.
Michaelh139:
INFIDELS! WE SHALL SMITE THEE! YOUR FORETELLINGS ARE FALSE!
JohnBromin:
You may try to kill our spreaders of faith, but you shall not succeed, Those you kill will be reborn, a new into the vast lands of the wastes, you may weaken our body's but you shall near weaken our faith in the GD's.
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